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FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Willie: Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the 'Shinning'!"
    Bart: "Don't you mean 'Shining'?"
    Willie: "Shhh! You wanna get sued? Now look, boy. If your Da goes ga-ga, you just use that 'shinning' of yours to call me and I'll come a-runnin'. But don't be readin' my mind between four and five. That's Willie's time!"
     
  2. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Homer: "Cant kill now, eating"
     
  3. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Chief Wiggum: Do not be alarmed! Continue swimming naked! Ah c'mon......continue.....ah cmon....aww....Open fire Lou...
     
  4. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Marge: Homer, I've got someone here who can help you!
    Homer: Batman?
    Marge: No, he's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman's a scientist.
    Marge: It's not Batman!
     
  5. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    FBI Agent: Now Mr. Simpson, when i tap on your foot, snap my fingers and say, Hello Mr. Thomson, nod and smile
    Homer: Got it
    Agent taps foot snaps fingers and says"Hello Mr. Thomson"
    Homer: (Looks around then leans over to other agent) I think he's talking to you.


     
  6. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer: Just a minute Marge, some wise-guy put a cork in this bottle.
     
  7. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Movementarian: Would you like to come on one of our Free retreats this weekend?
    Homer: When is this free weekend?
    Movementarian: It's this weekend.
    Homer: And how much does this free weekend cost?
    Movementarian: It's free.
    Homer: Uh-huh. And when is this free weekend?

     
  8. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Frink: As u can see, when the alarm is tripped, the house raises up onto its legs and runs down the street to safety...(model stands and walks off, then falls and burns, toy people fall out, also on fire)...Well the um....the real people wont burn...wont burn quite so fast there....bwa hoi!

     
  9. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer: Why don't you take a picture! It'll last longer!
    *flashes all around stadium*
    Marge: It did have to be camera day...
     
  10. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Lisa: Dad! You can't judge a place you've never been to!
    Bart: Yeah! That's what they do in Russia!


     
  11. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
     
  12. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Religious guy: Have you heard of the Krishna?
    Homer: This, Bart, is a crazy man.


     
  13. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Homer: (stuck in a tar pit) No, it's alright, I'll just use my hands to pull out my feet. (hands stuck) now i'll just pull my hands out with my face. (sinks)

     
  14. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Homer: And the man told us not to press it, but we pressed it! So me & my friend ran, and ran and that's where we met my other friend, and we had so much fun...
    Marge: Okay, lets get some beer in you, then off to bed.


     
  15. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer: Maybe he?s just acting stupid to infiltrate a gang of international idiots!!
     
  16. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Homer: You know how the saying goes. "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts"....how does the rest of that saying go?
     
  17. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Homer: (Covering the bulky device with his shirt) Does this thing make me look fat?
    Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.
    Homer: - but not fat?
     
  18. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    (Homer straps on a bugging device to his belly)
    Lisa: The government has no right to use you in this way!
    Homer: Quiet honey, you have no idea how big this government is...it goes all the way up to the President!

     
  19. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mr. Burns: Ok, Senior Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Steven Spielberg did for Oscar Schindler.
    Spielbergo: Si, mais senior Schindler est Nazr. Senior Burns est diablo.
     
  20. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    WIGGUM: Okay folks, show's over nothing to see here, show's...OH MY GOD!!! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody get a load of this flaming wreckage! C'mon, crowd around! Crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around.
     
  21. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    They have the Internet on computers now.
     
  22. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
    Devil: I'm The Devil!!!
     
  23. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //Homer and Bart chasing the BBQ pig//

    Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good! It's still good!
    Homer: It's just a little slimy. It's still good! It's still good!
    Homer: It's just a little airborn. It's still good! It's still good!
    Bart: It's gone.
    Homer: I know.
     
  24. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    This should provide adequate sustenance
     
  25. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    BURNS: You there! Fill her up with petrolium nitrate and re-vulcanise my tyres. Post haste!
     
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