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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    Willie: Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the 'Shinning'!"
    Bart: "Don't you mean 'Shining'?"
    Willie: "Shhh! You wanna get sued? Now look, boy. If your Da goes ga-ga, you just use that 'shinning' of yours to call me and I'll come a-runnin'. But don't be readin' my mind between four and five. That's Willie's time!"
  2. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Homer: "Cant kill now, eating"
  3. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Chief Wiggum: Do not be alarmed! Continue swimming naked! Ah c'mon......continue.....ah cmon....aww....Open fire Lou...
  4. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    Marge: Homer, I've got someone here who can help you!
    Homer: Batman?
    Marge: No, he's a scientist.
    Homer: Batman's a scientist.
    Marge: It's not Batman!
  5. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    FBI Agent: Now Mr. Simpson, when i tap on your foot, snap my fingers and say, Hello Mr. Thomson, nod and smile
    Homer: Got it
    Agent taps foot snaps fingers and says"Hello Mr. Thomson"
    Homer: (Looks around then leans over to other agent) I think he's talking to you.


  6. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    Homer: Just a minute Marge, some wise-guy put a cork in this bottle.
  7. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Movementarian: Would you like to come on one of our Free retreats this weekend?
    Homer: When is this free weekend?
    Movementarian: It's this weekend.
    Homer: And how much does this free weekend cost?
    Movementarian: It's free.
    Homer: Uh-huh. And when is this free weekend?

  8. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    Frink: As u can see, when the alarm is tripped, the house raises up onto its legs and runs down the street to safety...(model stands and walks off, then falls and burns, toy people fall out, also on fire)...Well the um....the real people wont burn...wont burn quite so fast there....bwa hoi!

  9. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    Homer: Why don't you take a picture! It'll last longer!
    *flashes all around stadium*
    Marge: It did have to be camera day...
  10. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Lisa: Dad! You can't judge a place you've never been to!
    Bart: Yeah! That's what they do in Russia!


  11. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
  12. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Religious guy: Have you heard of the Krishna?
    Homer: This, Bart, is a crazy man.


  13. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Homer: (stuck in a tar pit) No, it's alright, I'll just use my hands to pull out my feet. (hands stuck) now i'll just pull my hands out with my face. (sinks)

  14. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    Homer: And the man told us not to press it, but we pressed it! So me & my friend ran, and ran and that's where we met my other friend, and we had so much fun...
    Marge: Okay, lets get some beer in you, then off to bed.


  15. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Homer: Maybe he?s just acting stupid to infiltrate a gang of international idiots!!
  16. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Homer: You know how the saying goes. "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts"....how does the rest of that saying go?
  17. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Homer: (Covering the bulky device with his shirt) Does this thing make me look fat?
    Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.
    Homer: - but not fat?
  18. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    (Homer straps on a bugging device to his belly)
    Lisa: The government has no right to use you in this way!
    Homer: Quiet honey, you have no idea how big this government is...it goes all the way up to the President!

  19. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Mr. Burns: Ok, Senior Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Steven Spielberg did for Oscar Schindler.
    Spielbergo: Si, mais senior Schindler est Nazr. Senior Burns est diablo.
  20. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    WIGGUM: Okay folks, show's over nothing to see here, show's...OH MY GOD!!! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody get a load of this flaming wreckage! C'mon, crowd around! Crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around.
  21. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    They have the Internet on computers now.
  22. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
    Devil: I'm The Devil!!!
  23. DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 8, 2000
    star 6
    //Homer and Bart chasing the BBQ pig//

    Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good! It's still good!
    Homer: It's just a little slimy. It's still good! It's still good!
    Homer: It's just a little airborn. It's still good! It's still good!
    Bart: It's gone.
    Homer: I know.
  24. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    This should provide adequate sustenance
  25. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    BURNS: You there! Fill her up with petrolium nitrate and re-vulcanise my tyres. Post haste!
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