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FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    <black board> I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
  2. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    ...Where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...
  3. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    Bart did it! That Bart! Right there!

    Milhouse!

    Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment...you too snitchy!
  4. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to get out. Saying "God bless you" crams it back in."
  5. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?
  6. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    It's a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!!!
  7. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Bart: (sees his relection in Milhouses glasses) *gasp!* Im a nerd!

    Milhouse: (seeing his relectionnin Barts glasses) *Gasp!* So am I!
  8. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "The square root of the hypotenuse of any isosceles triangle is equal to sum of the square root of the remaining sides"

    "That's a right-angle triangle you idiot!"

    "D'oh!"
  9. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Who needs the Quik-E-Mart?

    (pls continue the song)
  10. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Let's hurl a brick-e-mart."

    [Can't be bothered continuing the *whole* song]
  11. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Hey Apu just called. This week Bart's team is up against Lisa's team! This is the perfect opportunity for direct competition! And don't go easy on eachother just cause you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fight for your father's love! *turning the lights on and off* Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
  12. maestrino Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 12, 2000
    star 4
    ...

    nonono, doesn't it go
    "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
    The floors are sticky-mart
    Let's hurl a brick-e-mart
    That Kwik-E-Mart is real .. d'oh
    Who neeeeds the Kwik-E-Mart?
    Not me!!!"
  13. Grizzly Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 22, 2000
    star 4
    <blackboard> I must not waste chalk I must not waste chalk I must not waste chalk.......
  14. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
  15. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    Watch those virtual darts! I'm trying to play virtual pool!

    *starts a virtual brawl*
  16. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Tony: "You were done a favour by our, how should I say, Mafia crime syndicate. Now we want compensation, something in the order of 100%."
    Homer: "You mean the mob only did me a favour in order to get one in return? Fat Tony, I say goodnight to you sir."
    Tony: "Ok, I will go"
  17. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Marge it's uterUS, not uterYOU."
  18. Screamin_Away Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 15, 2001
    Marge: Dinner in 2 minutes!
    Lisa: If she'd started dinner 2 minutes earlier we wouldnt be in this mess!
  19. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    HOMER: I've got a way to settle this...
    MARGE: No kickboxing!
    HOMER: Aww! If anyone need's me I'll be down in the basement.

    *falls down basement stairs*
  20. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
  21. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
  22. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    MEL GIBSON: Hi everybody!
    DR. NICK: Hi Mr. Gibson!
  23. Screamin_Away Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 15, 2001
    Dr Nick: Hi Everybody!
    Burns: Homer Simpson!
    Dr Nick: Well, thats not the usual response...
  24. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    OTTO QUOTES!!!

    *looks up a store that has a sign reading "Stoner's Pot Palace"*

    OTTO: Man, that is flagrant false advertising!

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    *while auditioning for the role of Poochie*

    OTTO: Whoa, a talking dog! What were you guys smokin when you wrote this?

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    *while attending the Hullabalooza concert*

    OTTO: My shoes are talking!

    OTTO'S LEFT SHOE: Don't worry, Otto. We won't hurt you.

    OTTO'S RIGHT SHOE: We just want to have some fun.
  25. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: Say, what do you think of 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

    COMIC BOOK GAL: Comb the sweet tarts out of your beard and you're on!

    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: Don't try to change me, baby.
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