Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.
<black board> I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
...Where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...
Bart did it! That Bart! Right there!
Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment...you too snitchy!
"And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to get out. Saying "God bless you" crams it back in."
How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?
It's a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!!!
Bart: (sees his relection in Milhouses glasses) *gasp!* Im a nerd!
Milhouse: (seeing his relectionnin Barts glasses) *Gasp!* So am I!
"The square root of the hypotenuse of any isosceles triangle is equal to sum of the square root of the remaining sides"
"That's a right-angle triangle you idiot!"
Who needs the Quik-E-Mart?
(pls continue the song)
"Let's hurl a brick-e-mart."
[Can't be bothered continuing the *whole* song]
"Hey Apu just called. This week Bart's team is up against Lisa's team! This is the perfect opportunity for direct competition! And don't go easy on eachother just cause you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fight for your father's love! *turning the lights on and off* Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
nonono, doesn't it go
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
The floors are sticky-mart
Let's hurl a brick-e-mart
That Kwik-E-Mart is real .. d'oh
Who neeeeds the Kwik-E-Mart?
<blackboard> I must not waste chalk I must not waste chalk I must not waste chalk.......
"Oh yeah. Speed holes."
Watch those virtual darts! I'm trying to play virtual pool!
*starts a virtual brawl*
Tony: "You were done a favour by our, how should I say, Mafia crime syndicate. Now we want compensation, something in the order of 100%."
Homer: "You mean the mob only did me a favour in order to get one in return? Fat Tony, I say goodnight to you sir."
Tony: "Ok, I will go"
"Marge it's uterUS, not uterYOU."
Marge: Dinner in 2 minutes!
Lisa: If she'd started dinner 2 minutes earlier we wouldnt be in this mess!
HOMER: I've got a way to settle this...
MARGE: No kickboxing!
HOMER: Aww! If anyone need's me I'll be down in the basement.
*falls down basement stairs*
Dr Nick: Hi Frozen Body!
Hi Doctor Nick!
MEL GIBSON: Hi everybody!
DR. NICK: Hi Mr. Gibson!
Dr Nick: Hi Everybody!
Burns: Homer Simpson!
Dr Nick: Well, thats not the usual response...
*looks up a store that has a sign reading "Stoner's Pot Palace"*
OTTO: Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
*while auditioning for the role of Poochie*
OTTO: Whoa, a talking dog! What were you guys smokin when you wrote this?
*while attending the Hullabalooza concert*
OTTO: My shoes are talking!
OTTO'S LEFT SHOE: Don't worry, Otto. We won't hurt you.
OTTO'S RIGHT SHOE: We just want to have some fun.
COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: Say, what do you think of 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?
COMIC BOOK GAL: Comb the sweet tarts out of your beard and you're on!
COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: Don't try to change me, baby.