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FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    <black board> I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
     
  2. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    ...Where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers...
     
  3. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    Bart did it! That Bart! Right there!

    Milhouse!

    Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment...you too snitchy!
     
  4. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to get out. Saying "God bless you" crams it back in."
     
  5. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?
     
  6. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    It's a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!!!
     
  7. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Bart: (sees his relection in Milhouses glasses) *gasp!* Im a nerd!

    Milhouse: (seeing his relectionnin Barts glasses) *Gasp!* So am I!
     
  8. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "The square root of the hypotenuse of any isosceles triangle is equal to sum of the square root of the remaining sides"

    "That's a right-angle triangle you idiot!"

    "D'oh!"
     
  9. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    Who needs the Quik-E-Mart?

    (pls continue the song)
     
  10. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Let's hurl a brick-e-mart."

    [Can't be bothered continuing the *whole* song]
     
  11. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Hey Apu just called. This week Bart's team is up against Lisa's team! This is the perfect opportunity for direct competition! And don't go easy on eachother just cause you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fight for your father's love! *turning the lights on and off* Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
     
  12. maestrino

    maestrino Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 12, 2000
    ...

    nonono, doesn't it go
    "Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
    The floors are sticky-mart
    Let's hurl a brick-e-mart
    That Kwik-E-Mart is real .. d'oh
    Who neeeeds the Kwik-E-Mart?
    Not me!!!"
     
  13. Grizzly

    Grizzly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 22, 2000
    <blackboard> I must not waste chalk I must not waste chalk I must not waste chalk.......
     
  14. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Oh yeah. Speed holes."
     
  15. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Watch those virtual darts! I'm trying to play virtual pool!

    *starts a virtual brawl*
     
  16. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Tony: "You were done a favour by our, how should I say, Mafia crime syndicate. Now we want compensation, something in the order of 100%."
    Homer: "You mean the mob only did me a favour in order to get one in return? Fat Tony, I say goodnight to you sir."
    Tony: "Ok, I will go"
     
  17. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Marge it's uterUS, not uterYOU."
     
  18. Screamin_Away

    Screamin_Away Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 15, 2001
    Marge: Dinner in 2 minutes!
    Lisa: If she'd started dinner 2 minutes earlier we wouldnt be in this mess!
     
  19. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    HOMER: I've got a way to settle this...
    MARGE: No kickboxing!
    HOMER: Aww! If anyone need's me I'll be down in the basement.

    *falls down basement stairs*
     
  20. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Dr Nick: Hi Frozen Body!
     
  21. Dsource

    Dsource Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 12, 2000
    Hi Doctor Nick!
     
  22. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    MEL GIBSON: Hi everybody!
    DR. NICK: Hi Mr. Gibson!
     
  23. Screamin_Away

    Screamin_Away Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 15, 2001
    Dr Nick: Hi Everybody!
    Burns: Homer Simpson!
    Dr Nick: Well, thats not the usual response...
     
  24. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    OTTO QUOTES!!!

    *looks up a store that has a sign reading "Stoner's Pot Palace"*

    OTTO: Man, that is flagrant false advertising!

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    *while auditioning for the role of Poochie*

    OTTO: Whoa, a talking dog! What were you guys smokin when you wrote this?

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    *while attending the Hullabalooza concert*

    OTTO: My shoes are talking!

    OTTO'S LEFT SHOE: Don't worry, Otto. We won't hurt you.

    OTTO'S RIGHT SHOE: We just want to have some fun.
     
  25. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: Say, what do you think of 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

    COMIC BOOK GAL: Comb the sweet tarts out of your beard and you're on!

    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: Don't try to change me, baby.
     
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