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FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Marge: I dont want to snuggle with Max Power!

    Homer: You don't snuggle with Max Power Marge! You strap yourself in and FEEL THE G's!
     
  2. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    BART: Hey, this isn't bad.

    HOMER: Not bad? Tell me one thing mankind's done that's any better!

    LISA: The renaisance.

    HOMER: This is better!
     
  3. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Trent Steele: C'mon Homer, lets get lunch. You like Thai?

    Homer: I like Tie! U like Shirt?
     
  4. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Uh-oh! Spagetti-o!
     
  5. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Xena Spoksman: Whenever something happens in the series you can't explain, wizards did it.

    COmic Book Guy: But in Episode #43-

    Xena Spokesman: WIZARDS!!
     
  6. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    HOMER: But Marge! Valet! For once someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene".
     
  7. darthjarjarbinks

    darthjarjarbinks Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 3, 2000
    LISA: "What makes your voice go high!?"

    BART: "Tight-binding underwear?"
     
  8. Syrix_Kahl

    Syrix_Kahl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 25, 2001
    *on the blackboard*
    I must not cut corners
    " " " " "
    " " " " "

    etc...
     
  9. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    POSH COUNTRY CLUB WOMAN: I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her seriously.

    *downs a martini*
     
  10. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    should I post futurama stuff in here or what, i'm used to that show now
     
  11. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Sure Futurama stuff is good.
     
  12. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Haven't seen Futurama since they took it off the air. And why the hell did they play it on a Friday night?!? I hardly ever got to see it! :(

    LEON: He can multiply any two numbers you give him.

    HOMER: 9 times 5?

    INDIAN CHIEF: 45.

    HOMER: Wow!
     
  13. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    a nice futurama qute about santa ( and sorry about language )
    He knows when you are sleeping
    He knows when you're on the can
    He'll hunt you down and blast your a_se from here to pakistan
    You better not sleep, you better not move
    You're better off dead i'm telling you dude
    Santa Claus is gunning you down

    no that was one funny ep
     
  14. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    In your face, space coyote!
     
  15. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    DR. HIBERT: You've had an episode.

    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: Worst episode ever.
     
  16. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Homer (standing on tennis net): Look Marge! Im surfing the net!
     
  17. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Moe: Hey Homer, you didn't pay for your beer!
    Homer: Can't someone else do it?
    *both laugh, Homer starts to walk out*
    Moe: *Pulls out gun* I'm serious Homer, pick up the tab.
     
  18. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    GRAMPA SIMPSON: (revealing Flying Hellfish tattoo) I got this in the second World War Two!
     
  19. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Attendant for Spaceship: What's your name, Sir?
    Homer: I am the musical genius from the movie Shine.
    Attendant: Your name?
    Homer: .....Shiney McShine?


    *Marge puts her hand on Ralph's shoulder*
    Ralph: Help! She's touching my special area!
     
  20. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Billy: Hi! Im Billy Corban, Smashing Pumpkins.
    Homer: Homer Simpson, Smiling politely...
     
  21. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    "To the Bee-mobile!"
    "You mean your station wagon?"
    "...Yes."
     
  22. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Craig, that's Billy Corgan.
    and i'm sure that's been done already
     
  23. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the
    dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you!
     
  24. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    Guy in shop: Take this object, but beware; it carries a terrible curse.
    Homer: Ooo, that's bad.
    Guy in shop: But it comes with a free frogurt!
    Homer: That's good!
    Guy in shop: The Frogurt is also cursed.
    Homer: That's bad.
    Guy in shop: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
    Homer: That's good!
    Guy in shop: The toppings contain potassium benzoate...
    Homer: ...
    Guy in shop: That's bad.
     
  25. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    *Mr Burns throws a saucepan of water at Homer*
    Homer: Still cold.
    Mr Burns: I'll go get you a towel.
     
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