FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

HOMER: (talking into his computer's mouse) Kill Flanders.

NED: Hi-didily-ho!

HOMER: Good. Now finish the job!

 

Lenny: (holding up assault rifle) The assault rifle is good for killing today's superanimals, like the flying squirrel, or the electric eel!

 

Homer: No Lisa, it is the monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor

 

homer:it's a litle are born it's still good its stil good

 

homer:it's a litle are born it's still good its stil good

 

BURNS: Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the orphanage...when pigs fly!

*pig flies by*

SMITHERS: So would you still like to donate that money?

BURNS: No, I'd rather not.

 

Hutz: I call for one of those bad court thingies!
Judge: You mean a mistrial?

 

Homer: You see Lisa I'm trying something new, Apu whats this again?
Apu: A napkin
Homer: Hahahaha Outragous

 

Homer: "All right pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"
British Man: "I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second...and I'd do it again.". "Goodbye."

 

Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well good night.

 

Homer:Actually a woman is more like a beer.You'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one.You wanna drink another woman

 

Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: we're going to have sex!
Mindy: Oh ... We don't have to
Homer: Yes we do! The cookie told me so.

 

Homer:Marge,I'd agree with you....in theory.In theory,communism works.

 

Phone: Welcome to automatic stock checker, please say the company you wish to check
Homer: Animotion
Phone: Animotion, up 1/1/4
Homer: Yahoo!
Phone: Yahoo, up 6/1/3
Homer: Doh, what is this crap?
Phone: Fox Broadcasting, down 6/3/8

 

HOMER: You've got to push all your rage down and squeeze it into a tiny ball, then you can release it at the right time. Like the time I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that Lisa? When Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle?

 

Homer (In a really bad posh voice): Hello, I'm Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Postal Worker: What's your first name?

Homer (In same voice): I don't know.

*runs away*


Lionel Hutz: That's why you're the Judge and I'm the Law...Talking...Guy.

 

Groundskeeper Willie: When yer aloon and laihf is gittin' yeh loonly, ye can always goo ... ACH! ... DOOWN TOOWN!

 

Homer:The only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes....wait a minute.....Statue of Liberty...THAT WAS OUR PLANET!YOU BLEW IT UP!DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

 

Dr Hibbert: "It's such a lovely day I don't know why we don't operate outside more often!"
(a tennis ball suddenly lands in the open chest of the patient, killing him)
"Time of death, 10:15... *chuckles*"

 

MARGE: "Kids I have some terrible news. Lenny's in hospital!"

BART & LISA: "Oh no! Not Lenny!"

 

Hans Moleman: There is no escape from the fortress of the mole

 

i'm somewhere where i don't know where i am
HS

 

Monty Burns on Smithers' PC: Hello...Smithers...you're quite good..at turning..me....on.

 

BART: You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. *Homer joins in conga line* You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. *Marge joins in conga line* You don't win friends with salad.

 

... weeee want can-dy!
(dum dum dum, duh-duh ...)