FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    HOMER: (talking into his computer's mouse) Kill Flanders.

    NED: Hi-didily-ho!

    HOMER: Good. Now finish the job!
  2. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 8, 2001
    star 5
    Lenny: (holding up assault rifle) The assault rifle is good for killing today's superanimals, like the flying squirrel, or the electric eel!
  3. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Homer: No Lisa, it is the monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor
  4. nick__boyd89 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 22, 2001
    homer:it's a litle are born it's still good its stil good
  5. nick__boyd89 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 22, 2001
    homer:it's a litle are born it's still good its stil good
  6. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    BURNS: Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the orphanage...when pigs fly!

    *pig flies by*

    SMITHERS: So would you still like to donate that money?

    BURNS: No, I'd rather not.
  7. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    Hutz: I call for one of those bad court thingies!
    Judge: You mean a mistrial?
  8. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Homer: You see Lisa I'm trying something new, Apu whats this again?
    Apu: A napkin
    Homer: Hahahaha Outragous
  9. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Homer: "All right pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"
    British Man: "I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second...and I'd do it again.". "Goodbye."
  10. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well good night.
  11. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Homer:Actually a woman is more like a beer.You'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one.You wanna drink another woman
  12. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Mindy: What's wrong?
    Homer: we're going to have sex!
    Mindy: Oh ... We don't have to
    Homer: Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
  13. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Homer:Marge,I'd agree with you....in theory.In theory,communism works.
  14. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    Phone: Welcome to automatic stock checker, please say the company you wish to check
    Homer: Animotion
    Phone: Animotion, up 1/1/4
    Homer: Yahoo!
    Phone: Yahoo, up 6/1/3
    Homer: Doh, what is this crap?
    Phone: Fox Broadcasting, down 6/3/8

  15. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    HOMER: You've got to push all your rage down and squeeze it into a tiny ball, then you can release it at the right time. Like the time I hit that referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that Lisa? When Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle?
  16. Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 26, 2000
    star 5
    Homer (In a really bad posh voice): Hello, I'm Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

    Postal Worker: What's your first name?

    Homer (In same voice): I don't know.

    *runs away*


    Lionel Hutz: That's why you're the Judge and I'm the Law...Talking...Guy.


  17. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    Groundskeeper Willie: When yer aloon and laihf is gittin' yeh loonly, ye can always goo ... ACH! ... DOOWN TOOWN!
  18. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Homer:The only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes....wait a minute.....Statue of Liberty...THAT WAS OUR PLANET!YOU BLEW IT UP!DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
  19. Episode1WasntAnyGood Jedi Knight

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    Mar 27, 2001
    star 1
    Dr Hibbert: "It's such a lovely day I don't know why we don't operate outside more often!"
    (a tennis ball suddenly lands in the open chest of the patient, killing him)
    "Time of death, 10:15... *chuckles*"

  20. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    MARGE: "Kids I have some terrible news. Lenny's in hospital!"

    BART & LISA: "Oh no! Not Lenny!"
  21. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2001
    star 5
    Hans Moleman: There is no escape from the fortress of the mole
  22. foxy_kenobi Jedi Master

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    Dec 11, 2000
    star 4
    i'm somewhere where i don't know where i am
    HS
  23. Uruk-hai Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 26, 2000
    star 5
    Monty Burns on Smithers' PC: Hello...Smithers...you're quite good..at turning..me....on.
  24. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    BART: You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. *Homer joins in conga line* You don't win friends with salad. You don't win friends with salad. *Marge joins in conga line* You don't win friends with salad.
  25. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2001
    star 4
    ... weeee want can-dy!
    (dum dum dum, duh-duh ...)
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