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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Calm down Arun - it's not a mass bumfest....

    Top three birds and why; although not necessarily in order as you don't want to price yourself out the market....

    1. Kylie Minogue - oh so fit. And she's got small hands

    2. Liz Hurley - Oh so fit and posh too; usually meaning they have a dirty streak a mile wide

    3. Cameron Diaz - As above yet without the hands/posh remarks. She's just plain fit as...
     
  2. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Sarah Michelle Geller - ...drool...
    Alyson Hannigan - ...drool...
    Charisma Carpenter - ...drool...

    Wonder why I watch Buffy ;)
     
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sarah Michelle Geller, small and fit

    Kylie Minougue, small and fit

    Helena Christensen, fit
     
  4. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Winona Ryder - those eyes, and behind the shy exterior, must be a nympho underneath ;)

    Helena Bonham Carter - as above, but British!

    Charisma Carpenter - got to agree on something here heh...
     
  5. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    Denise Richards " and I thought christmas only came once a year"
    Neve campbell no comment needed
    the woman from the old 206 advert and the sure one where she has to nick that strange glowing stuff and she gets interigated at the end but gets away by spraying it on her fingers
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Wow Gittes your so thought-provoking!! You don't sound like most of the poop cakes who usually take the piss. You sound creative and smart. Are you a genius too? My Daddy says there might be more kids out in the world like me! He says I'm still more special than any of them, but there might be three or four kids who almost understand what it's like to be me. He says most of them are probably living in secret, underground military bunkers training to become psychic assassins (whatever that is!). Are you one of them? Maybe the next time you're allowed outside you could come over and we can play tea party only instead of tea cups I use paper cups.

    Here is my choice of Poon - Tang

    1: Kirsten Dunst: This gentleman prefers this blonde..
    2: Kate Jackson: Kelly from Charlie's Angels: Retro muffin
    3: Nigella Lawson: a bit of posh who can cook!!
     
  7. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Denise Richards for sure (with a champagne bottle a la Wild Things ;) ), Liv Tyler, and Heather Graham.
     
  8. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Arun... might have gone for Nigella too, but I was trying to pick women somewhere near my own age now, rather than almost being old enough to be my mother :)

    Must admit, she looks great for 40...
     
  9. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    liv how could i forget lady Arwen but who do i get rid of? jg can i keep them all huh please [face_love]
     
  10. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Gittes, please extend it to a top 5... or a top 10 ;)
     
  11. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    i want all of them ya hear me.....all of them mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ;)



    right I'm off home now to draw up a definative list see you 2morrow :)
     
  12. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    If I had the finances....I would stalk Nigella ;)
     
  13. Jumping Jedi Flash

    Jumping Jedi Flash Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Denise Richards - MMMMMMM

    Melissa Joan Hart - Teenage Witch ;)

    Katie Homes or Claire Forlani - (or both :) at the same time)
     
  14. Maul KenObi

    Maul KenObi Jedi Master star 4

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    I'll probably get flamed for this but...

    1. Courtney Cox //*floats away on a dreamy cloud
    2. Winona Ryder
    3. Drew Barrymore
     
  15. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    There'll be no flaming here!!

    1: Famke Jannson
    2: Elizabeth Shue
    3: Catherine Zeta Jones

    For a bit of fun, try this out!

    http://newtonyfc.topcities.com/champbabe.xls
     
  16. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Where do you find all this crap Sam? ;)
     
  17. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    ....and here's my contribution....

    1. Sarah Michelle Gellar
    2. Natalie Portman
    3. Carisma Carpenter

    (please forgive any spelling mistakes)

    :p lol
     
  18. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    LOL! I'm an ever lasting source of crap, ain't I!

    Arun, you're a blue boy...what the feck does "25 years and we're still here" mean when chanted by City supporters?? I mean, it's not like they've been in the top division for 25 years...it's not like they've set up camp on Old Trafford turf... I just don't get it!

    Anyhoo..I'm off to prepare for my date! ;)
     
  19. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Why does Tom think he can get away with stuff like this? Why do any of you think...it's not like we won't come back, you know!

    No one missed me?

    Arun, it's a Saturday, I think...

    Just for once, take a day off. No working allowed!

     
  20. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Wakes up with face on keyboard

    Wha? whereami..urgh
     
  21. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    //shakes head

    So sad....
     
  22. Wajas

    Wajas Jedi Youngling star 1

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    1. Natalie Portman
    2. Anna Kournikova
    3. Kirsten Dunst.

    Oh yeah...
     
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Wormie, what's wrong with this thread?

    Oh yeah, instead of Helena Christensen, the woman from the Nivea spray on moisturiser ad. The blond one.
     
  24. quigley

    quigley Jedi Youngling star 1

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  25. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Who said anythings wrong with this thread? Yousa is paranoid, Ooh. :D
     
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