Since there's no ladies about....

JG, from a long line of Daves ;p

Flexiness is Ssoooooooooooooooooo sexy.
My first love was a Ballet dancer for 18years.... The sex was unbelievable...

*Aaaah memories*

 

SMG, Ha you have to be joking, im sorry but I wouldn't touch her with a 20 foot barge pole.

 

Well in that case I won't either. Meanwhile, Back on the Ranch......



Idjut! Like I give a flying fluck over whether you would or not - and don't pretend if she offered you a BJ you'd say no! (You'd say yes just to tell all your mates!)

 

Buffy may not be THE finest girl in the world but I REALLY doubt the integrity of anyone who saysd they wouldn't.

It's like the old saying:

99% of men admit they masturbate - 1% lie.
50% of women admit they masturabate - 50% lie

 

Does anyone here rate Jordan??

Personally I think she's a pig...

But I have this on-going arguement with my assistant over her merits...

 

Nemco, are you still here?

 

I didn't mind her when she first 'arrived'; but her ongoing breast saga has seen her turn into Jessica Rabbit. And a drunken moose.

 

Yes her tits are quite ridiculous

 

Still....at least she's got a keen wit and intelligance........hang on.....

 

...She really does like to embarrass herself...mind you I reckon she gargles

 

I can appreciate beautiful women but Jordan is a dog. Her hair is horrid. And her boobs?

Coming from someone who would rather not be so top heavy, WHY OH WHY do they think it makes them any more attractive. Its just going back to cavemen mentality. She did it so men would look at them.

And I know yous are just gonna agree with that!

Oh...and whats wrong with masturbation? LOL

 

It makes you go blind *Gittes walks into door*

No Minxy - I think you'll find that Jordan ain't that popular......I don't even reckon she's that filthy.....

Now Kylie on the other hand.......I bet she is proper filth!

 

//getting down to brass tacks..

I think Kylie has got the best bum in showbiz

 

I think Jorden is pretty ruff

 

That video of 'Spinning around' or whatever it was - little hot pants and some serious ass a'shakin' - she is red hot!
Similarly in the 'Kids' video - you know Mr. Williams went angling for a slice! (And probably got some stoke ****....)

 

Kylie - - oh, the amount of time I've spent thinking about her.....................

Oh - anyone got anyone they wanna play a practical joke on????

- I got a good idea lined up!

 

go on TC

 

Yeah. TC. Waita minute.....


Hows about Chyren? Works for me.

 

Just for TC, I've been recruiting ladeez to the board. I've put the link to the pic in the faces thread.

 

yes I agree, I think she looks like a moose. I don't understand why the Jordan, Formula one team, use jordan ( the moose) all the time, they just look like t*ts for doing so.

 

Not bitter are you nemco. She is a moose but Sarah Michelle Geller isn't. She wouldn't make my top three but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting. Guess you're lucky that way too.

 

I think they are both bad really, and definitely no jealousy on my part. theres just something about SMG maybe it's the nose or the chin, not sure.

 

OK then, who are your top three women that you would sleep with? And don't give me any of that crap that you wouldn't, this is purely an imaginery situation.

 

Ladies and gentleman...the art of subtlety

 

Well, it's not a very subtle thread is it?