Since there's no ladies about....

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    Okay I shall answer your question but these are not women I would sleep with these are women that I think are beautiful. But not sleep worthy
    1 Catherine zeta jones
    2 lucy lui
    3 jennifer lopez
  2. Billy_Incognito Jedi Padawan

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    That is slanderous sir and you will be hearing from my Solicitor. And I share the same solicitor as Dave Lee Travis and Roger Moore......

    As if Gittes would start a dirty thread.....the man is purer than driven snow; only last week I saw him handing out Easter Eggs to the old and infirm. Yes he did take their wallets/purses at the same time bu that's besides the point......

    ED: Lucy Lui mings like a beeyatch. I wouldn't fluck her for all the tea in china!
  3. The-Dude Jedi Knight

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    That's cool man...and I don't think nemco's got reason to be jealous of Jordan after taking a looksee in the Picture thread! ;)

    Jordan is rougher than a hessian codpiece...and I have to admit that I would struggle to rise to the occasion if presented with her for Christmas.
  4. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    I would. But then I would to most. No, just remembered, I'm not that goat JediGittes. Personality (and I use that in the loosest way) crossover.
  5. Devils_Advocate Jedi Knight

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    In that case - I'll have Lucy Liu :D


    About the easter egg day, I happened to be wondering past that day too. Do you know if he managed to pull that bag lady he was chatting up - seemed awfully charitifical to me ;p
  6. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, but nemco has club feet, don't ya luv. ;)
  7. The-Dude Jedi Knight

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  8. Billy_Incognito Jedi Padawan

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    At first glance I too thought he was on the graft - but as it turned out, JG was just taking time out to speak to a Mrs. Dunleavy who, due to her son's smack addiction, had been forced to life on the streets and sell her body for whatever pittance she could eke out......
  9. The-Dude Jedi Knight

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    Oh, so that's why I saw JG hand over a 50pence piece with the egg...
  10. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    I think you may have me mixed up with your girlfriend!!!
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    NAh, she's got webbed feet and pig nose.
  12. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Aaaah, so that's where she's got too!
  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Uhoh! TC is on the pull again! ;)

    Here's a highly amusing video of a group parachute jump...with a difference!

    http://members.easyspace.com/nscyfc/parachute.mpeg
  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Poodu, do you get a share of their advertising revenue? That's three threads you advertised for them on. ;) Seriously though, I will check it out, just the work PC's have not got all the hardware enabled and they are Nt machines so I need admin rights to change the software settings.
  15. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh no, tc is updating his 'those I must play jokes on list'



    :D
  16. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    Cantona, whats your girlfriends name, SMG??? cause thast a good description you gave of her!
  17. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    nemco has definately got something against the girl Gellar! ;)
  18. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    I wish. Actually, I am seeing someone right now.
  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    She's just upset that I fancy her. Green eyed monster.
  20. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Who's green-eyed?? I love green eyes!!!
  21. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    I have green eyes...as you know Poods.
  22. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Have you?? Damn, I never really noticed that!!

    Anyhoo..I just lost all will to live for this afternoon...just had the garage on the phone..my car repair bill is already at £800 and is well on its way to four figures..and won't be ready until tomorrow now... :( :( :_|
  23. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    You know what they say about Green Eyes dontcha....

    Green Eyes = must be going out with a raging Spurs queer. Oh how prophetic the old phrases turn out to be......(j/k Minxy - don't get your eyebrows out!)

    ED: Fire bomb the garage and steal your car back Poods - I'm afraid it's the only answer.....*Gets phone out ready to call Old Bill and grass* Mwahahahahahaha!
  24. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Hmmm....I just spent $400 getting my car fixed to drive Denver today. Needed new breaks and a new belt for the power steering. At least they smiled. It's nice to get screwed with a smile.
  25. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    If only my car repair cost $400...or equivalent of :( I am extremely distressed now...
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