Since there's no ladies about....

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    :eek:

    Good job there ain't no ladies about.
  2. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    That wasn't the case last night JG... ;) Let's just say my date went VERY well! LOL! Although I now feel totally wasted...
  3. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    ooooooooo yes. Wasn't it the blind date with the nurse or something last night?


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  4. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    That's what I said; given stable birth control, a quasi-committed relationship or lots of booze, most women will want to ride the ol' spam javelin.....

    Poods - You lucky, lucky, lucky bastich....
    *To the voice of Michael Palin's prisoner in 'Life of Brian'*
  5. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    No..pdubyuh was on the blind date... mine was with a student teacher from Exmouth! Went over there on Saturday night..spent a couple hours just drinking in her room with her friend and mine...then we went off to a club that was overrun with Marines...my mate Andrew was all up for taking them on, thus meaning we would have had our heads kicked in, but thankfully it was just talk...
    Then, when we got back, she none-too-subtely ushered her friend and mine out of her room, locked the door and the rest is private!

    So, yesterday, I was playing snooker in Exmouth and I called her and asked if she wanted to come along for a drink and stuff...and I didn't get home til 2 in the morning ;)

    Oh, and in case you were wondering, here's a pic!

    http://newtonyfc.topcities.com/whosaluckyboythen.jpg

    Jenny is the one on the far left...her friend, Lisa, is the one in the centre/right. *Throaty growl*
  6. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    I knew there was a reason why I didn't like you. ;)
  7. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Well this is the week I finally get laid again! Going to visit the doris after TWO MONTHS of not seeing her - I plan to redecorate her room in that tasteful colour 'Hint of spunk' and basically shag her six ways from sunday. Of course the reality will be 30 seconds, splat....oh it's tomorrow morning.....




    But such is life......
  8. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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  9. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    So.....who got 'some' this weekend??

    //Raises hand
  10. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  11. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *Poodu sticks hand up* Yeeehah!

    ED: This is definately the blokes thread!! ;)
  12. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    *Sticks both hands deep in pockets*

    Man...youse guys should see my left arm.....
  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    JG been at the genital gym again
  14. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Well Gittes...at least you're doing it with someone you admire...
  15. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    OUCH!!! LMAO! here we go again!
  16. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    :( I didn't - I didn't have a chance to
  17. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Mrs Hand and her 5 Daughters strike back.
  18. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  19. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  20. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Thanks Arun...I'm trying to eat my mid-morning snack and now I feel like lobbing it away!!
  21. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Shaking hot white love coconuts from the veiny palm tree.......

    I consider myself somewhat of an expert - at least I must be - that's what everyone calls me.......
  22. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Nope Gittes that honour goes to one of my friends - I had a party once when my folks were away, and he was trying to seduce one of my female friends... by doing THAT on my parents bed!!! I was disgusted to say the least :mad:
  23. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    I'm getting on really well with the Au pair shouldn't be long now :) :D
  24. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Gittes. What was you doing at Andys house?
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    //puts hand up. I was the photoghrapher at a friends wedding, so I got to see all the women there and have my pick. And when they all told me to f-off I went with the sad one on her own. :)
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