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Since there's no ladies about....

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    :eek:

    Good job there ain't no ladies about.
     
  2. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    That wasn't the case last night JG... ;) Let's just say my date went VERY well! LOL! Although I now feel totally wasted...
     
  3. AlphaWolf

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    ooooooooo yes. Wasn't it the blind date with the nurse or something last night?


    [gossip]tell all![/gossip]
     
  4. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That's what I said; given stable birth control, a quasi-committed relationship or lots of booze, most women will want to ride the ol' spam javelin.....

    Poods - You lucky, lucky, lucky bastich....
    *To the voice of Michael Palin's prisoner in 'Life of Brian'*
     
  5. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    No..pdubyuh was on the blind date... mine was with a student teacher from Exmouth! Went over there on Saturday night..spent a couple hours just drinking in her room with her friend and mine...then we went off to a club that was overrun with Marines...my mate Andrew was all up for taking them on, thus meaning we would have had our heads kicked in, but thankfully it was just talk...
    Then, when we got back, she none-too-subtely ushered her friend and mine out of her room, locked the door and the rest is private!

    So, yesterday, I was playing snooker in Exmouth and I called her and asked if she wanted to come along for a drink and stuff...and I didn't get home til 2 in the morning ;)

    Oh, and in case you were wondering, here's a pic!

    http://newtonyfc.topcities.com/whosaluckyboythen.jpg

    Jenny is the one on the far left...her friend, Lisa, is the one in the centre/right. *Throaty growl*
     
  6. AlphaWolf

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    I knew there was a reason why I didn't like you. ;)
     
  7. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well this is the week I finally get laid again! Going to visit the doris after TWO MONTHS of not seeing her - I plan to redecorate her room in that tasteful colour 'Hint of spunk' and basically shag her six ways from sunday. Of course the reality will be 30 seconds, splat....oh it's tomorrow morning.....




    But such is life......
     
  8. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    LMAO!
     
  9. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    So.....who got 'some' this weekend??

    //Raises hand
     
  10. AlphaWolf

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    //raises both.
     
  11. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Poodu sticks hand up* Yeeehah!

    ED: This is definately the blokes thread!! ;)
     
  12. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Sticks both hands deep in pockets*

    Man...youse guys should see my left arm.....
     
  13. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    JG been at the genital gym again
     
  14. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Well Gittes...at least you're doing it with someone you admire...
     
  15. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    OUCH!!! LMAO! here we go again!
     
  16. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    :( I didn't - I didn't have a chance to
     
  17. AlphaWolf

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    Mrs Hand and her 5 Daughters strike back.
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Patsy Palmer..
     
  19. AlphaWolf

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  20. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Thanks Arun...I'm trying to eat my mid-morning snack and now I feel like lobbing it away!!
     
  21. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Shaking hot white love coconuts from the veiny palm tree.......

    I consider myself somewhat of an expert - at least I must be - that's what everyone calls me.......
     
  22. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nope Gittes that honour goes to one of my friends - I had a party once when my folks were away, and he was trying to seduce one of my female friends... by doing THAT on my parents bed!!! I was disgusted to say the least :mad:
     
  23. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm getting on really well with the Au pair shouldn't be long now :) :D
     
  24. AlphaWolf

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    Gittes. What was you doing at Andys house?
     
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //puts hand up. I was the photoghrapher at a friends wedding, so I got to see all the women there and have my pick. And when they all told me to f-off I went with the sad one on her own. :)
     
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