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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Come back Oscar Wilde - AW has ursurped your position as funniest man in the Commonwealth!

    Actually I had been invited and was trying to demonstrate exactly how ejaculation into the face could be a pleasurable experience for a woman......
     
  2. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    ie the bride ;)

    Of course, Gittes, you missed and hit the tissue you laid out, and had everyone laughing at your cheesy line "I always come (not using the other spelling, I hate that word) prepared" for months afterwards
     
  3. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    LOL! I'm just trying to figure out how your mate could possibly think of having a **** as a suitable seduction technique! LMAO!!!
     
  4. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    She was probably asleep. Women love being woken up by a man ****ing over their chops - I thought everyone knew that?!......although come to think of it, I have been arrested every time I've tried it......
     
  5. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    the teen idea of romance :p
     
  6. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Believe me Poods, so did the rest of us ?[face_plain]
     
  7. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL. Actually the bride's sister is a really foxy chick. At a fancy dress she went as a cave girl in a furry bikini.
     
  8. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Yabbadabbado
     
  9. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I still can't get that image of LV and Natalie Portman out of me mind........
     
  10. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    While Sarah Michelle Geller is stamding at the sidelines watching, waiting to join in eh Gittes? ;)
     
  11. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    It is a very pleasant thought, I have to admit JG! Though I'd like Famke Jannson thrown in for good measure! ;)
     
  12. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Poods, is she wearing her leather X-Men uniform? ;)
     
  13. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Actually, I prefer the slinky red dress from Deep Rising meself! although, I have to admit, Famke looked the biz in X-Men!
     
  14. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I Loved Deep Rising!!!

    //Cough

    Did I say that??
     
  15. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I haven't seen Deep Rising, only Goldeneye, X-Men and the House on Haunted Hill... but she looks gorgeous in anything :D
     
  16. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah - I am not overly fussed as to the combinations; I'd just like to witness some girly action - and I've seen pictures of LV and methinks it would make for a pleasant evening's entertainment. You'd be a shrunken husk of a man come morning!
     
  17. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Deep Rising is a classy B-movie Arun! Treat Williams is the cheap man's Bill Pullman..and that's cheap...
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Wasn't it by the director who did The Mummy??

    I thought it was hilarious....

    The last scene is a classic...

     
  19. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    Billie
    Britany
    Buffy
    & me

    Now THAT's a foursome....
     
  20. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    As film snobby as I try to be, I actually liked the Mummy :D
     
  21. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Mr Stephen Sommers....also director of the Mario Van Peebles/Chris Lambert classic Gunmen! ;)

    I love the geeky engineer dude...he is a class act and Wes Studi is always quality!

    The Mummy was a classy popcorn flick
     
  22. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Billie! Are you going to be the man who goes after Chris Evans. :eek:
     
  23. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    One of my friends at school was Billie's double!
     
  24. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Billie!!!

    Now that is disturbing....

    Personally I'd rather hit her with a mallet than bang her...
     
  25. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    She looks a bit like a Greek girl I know - also her name starts with a B.

    As my old English teacher used to say:

    'Aliteration is vital for great group sex'
     
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