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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    There are much nicer people than Billie to have orgies with that start with B... I just can't think of any just now
     
  2. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Or more precisely... get your tongue around this ;)
     
  3. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Whereas she has also has the ultimate BJ lips.
    Britney would get it up the ronald just to teach her who was boss. According to a recent survey.
     
  4. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  5. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    JG... well I understand WHERE you are referring to with RONALD... but care to explain how that comes to be slang? ;)
     
  6. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    JG, a truer word never been said.

    Britney loves it when someone anchors ship in poo bay...........
     
  7. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    If the red river runs , take the dirt track.
     
  8. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    The small exhaust port below the main port...
     
  9. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He's just one step ahead. Every time.
     
  10. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    or should that be behind ?
     
  11. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He likes a bit of uphill gardening now ;)
     
  12. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL PW!

    I was discussing this particular practice with some bird in me local this weekend and she reckoned that man's obsession with 'sur la derriere' stemmed from latent homosexuality. I said it was just a means of showing who was boss. What has tickling a girl's rusty bullet-hole got to do with gay bumsex?!
     
  13. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    i hope this isn't going to degenerate into " as many slang word for botty as possible thread"







    chocolate wizz-way
     
  14. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Well there's a right way and there's a wrong way...and wrong way can result in babies
     
  15. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    as a wise friend of mine once said "one up the re**um don't effect em"
     
  16. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mudeyes Fishfingers
     
  17. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    it reminds me of a song by Frank Zappa " dont kid yourself babe, its going up the p**p chute. (I'm gonna ram it, ram it ram it up the p**p chute)
     
  18. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Women leave the boards for about a day and this is the result.

    We have truly sunk to new lows - not bothered like.....they should be getting the tea on now anyhow.....
     
  19. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    we're all gonna get banned
     
  20. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HA! They can't ban us - It's St. George's day and we're just celebrating in the traditional style of old yore by discussing the merits of gaining your brown wings....
     
  21. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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  22. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    What's the difference between s*x and a**l s*x?

    the first makes your day, the seond makes your whole week. (hole weak)

    An oldie but a goodie. :D

    //looks around for the admin
     
  23. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL, that was bad, just hope CA is'nt about!
     
  24. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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  25. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I have to admit that from a psychological point of view, the desire to become Backdoor Santa does point to latent homosexuality as opposed to wishing to 'show them who's boss'. Goin round back has never really appealed to me, I might add ;)
     
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