Since there's no ladies about....

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by JediGittes, Apr 19, 2001.

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  1. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    There are much nicer people than Billie to have orgies with that start with B... I just can't think of any just now
  2. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Or more precisely... get your tongue around this ;)
  3. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Whereas she has also has the ultimate BJ lips.
    Britney would get it up the ronald just to teach her who was boss. According to a recent survey.
  4. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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  5. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    JG... well I understand WHERE you are referring to with RONALD... but care to explain how that comes to be slang? ;)
  6. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    JG, a truer word never been said.

    Britney loves it when someone anchors ship in poo bay...........
  7. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    If the red river runs , take the dirt track.
  8. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    The small exhaust port below the main port...
  9. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    He's just one step ahead. Every time.
  10. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    or should that be behind ?
  11. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    He likes a bit of uphill gardening now ;)
  12. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    LOL PW!

    I was discussing this particular practice with some bird in me local this weekend and she reckoned that man's obsession with 'sur la derriere' stemmed from latent homosexuality. I said it was just a means of showing who was boss. What has tickling a girl's rusty bullet-hole got to do with gay bumsex?!
  13. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    i hope this isn't going to degenerate into " as many slang word for botty as possible thread"







    chocolate wizz-way
  14. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Well there's a right way and there's a wrong way...and wrong way can result in babies
  15. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    as a wise friend of mine once said "one up the re**um don't effect em"
  16. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  17. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    it reminds me of a song by Frank Zappa " dont kid yourself babe, its going up the p**p chute. (I'm gonna ram it, ram it ram it up the p**p chute)
  18. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Women leave the boards for about a day and this is the result.

    We have truly sunk to new lows - not bothered like.....they should be getting the tea on now anyhow.....
  19. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    we're all gonna get banned
  20. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    HA! They can't ban us - It's St. George's day and we're just celebrating in the traditional style of old yore by discussing the merits of gaining your brown wings....
  21. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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  22. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    What's the difference between s*x and a**l s*x?

    the first makes your day, the seond makes your whole week. (hole weak)

    An oldie but a goodie. :D

    //looks around for the admin
  23. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    LOL, that was bad, just hope CA is'nt about!
  24. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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  25. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    I have to admit that from a psychological point of view, the desire to become Backdoor Santa does point to latent homosexuality as opposed to wishing to 'show them who's boss'. Goin round back has never really appealed to me, I might add ;)
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