JCC Sinead O'Connor Missing in Wilmette BREAKING NEWS

It's breaking news.

Sinead O'Connor went for a bike ride north of Chicago this morning and has disappeared. I am closely monitoring this situation for you.

 

Is this like John Snow, the Treasury Secretary vs. Jon Snow, the Lord Commander?

 

no, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL

 

I am constantly F5ing this thread. Don't let me down, Ken.

 

Remember when her career went into the toilet for being right about the Catholic church? Good times.

 

How old is she, btw?

 

It only happened this morning, you're knee-jerking, Ken. Let us know when it's been seven hours and fifteen days.

 

To be fair, it happened yesterday morning.

 

When it comes to correcting, nothing comes close 2 u, Boba Nekhbet

 

*nothing compares


Oh you did that on purpose, didn't you.

 

You and Juliet know that account sharing is prohibited, right?

 

yes, sorry. She has been missing for more than 24 hours.

but otherwise, the news is breaking very slowly.

 

First!

 

i hope she's okay.

 

Did she come to a sudden arboreal stop?

 

Look on the bright side. At least she wasn't riding her bike in Afghanistan.

 

Remember how the scandal with the Catholic Church started? The first bit that came to light was about a bunch of Irish priests. Sinéad was onto them, twenty years before the news broke. In fact, turns out it was common knowledge in some circles. Even the Pope knew. And that's why she tore up a picture of the Pope on SNL, blowing her career in the process.
So: I love her!

 

If something terrible happened to her, I'm sure the belated "she was right all along" apologies will finally be forthcoming.

 

But only if something terrible happened.

 

Imagine she is me, and the pic is you.

 

And Rylo Ken fails at his one job of keeping us informed.

She has been found.

https://twitter.com/WilmetteBeacon/status/732286254532993025