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Sister found out about my porn habits...... :(

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by johnthejedi24, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I didn't know "scaly" was a thing until I read the first post. Thanks for that.
     
    Darth Guy, Feb 17, 2011
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  2. WormieSaber

    WormieSaber Jedi Master star 5

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    This thread reminds of a funny story. When I was 7 years old my older brother and his friend we're looking at playboy mags and I was the rat that told my mom. Younger sisters always find out, because they like to torture their older brother. But this is not as bad as my ex lying about having
    children due to his porn habits. lol
     
    WormieSaber, Feb 17, 2011
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  3. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    I am an offroader so pictures of of lifted trucks are referred to as jeep porn.
     
    beezel26, Feb 17, 2011
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  4. TwiLekJedi

    TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I have a picture of Barad-Dur ******* Orthanc in the ***. Though it's in my "cute" folder.
     
    TwiLekJedi, Feb 17, 2011
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  5. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ya'll make me wanna scrub my brain clean with bleach and a brillo. really.
     
    mrsvos, Feb 17, 2011
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  6. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    I think I've been on the 'net to long. I read the OP and thought "I'm not seeing the problem." Ahhh the internet, you can even make porn boring. :lol:

     
    GallifreyanSith, Feb 17, 2011
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  7. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I was thinking the same.



    My wife and I were mocking... I mean discussing... furries the other night. We have a plan to go to a furry convention in Philly when it rolls back around. We are going to dress as big game hunters and take rifles with us. Maybe set up a deer stand in the parking lot.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  8. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    To really sell it you need a couple of animal costumes (stuffed with old rags) tied to the hood of a pick up truck. Oddly, I think some of them would get turned on by the ideal.

    accck...posted to soon.

    As a rule, so long as you're not pestering me with it and it's not related to abusing/molesting children, I don't care what you do in your bedroom. Doesn't mean I'm going to get a laugh out of it from time to time though when you tell me about it.

    Now the worse(r) outcome in the OP's situation: His sister shows up with a USB stick and says "Lets share".
     
    GallifreyanSith, Feb 17, 2011
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  9. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Yeah, muddying up a pickup with a rifle rack and tossing pink, yellow, and blue pelts with bloodstains all over them on the hood... maybe hanging off the steer horns on the grill... that's the ticket.
    We need one of those giant spotlights that hunters use at night in the bed. I can holler at my wife to aim it at the critters as they frolick in & out of the convention center.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  10. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    To be on the safe side (somewhat) I'd use Nerf Rifles (the longstrike I'm thinking is the most "sniper rifle" looking and it's bright blue and orange) and if the cops roll up claim that you're a furry too and that you're fur-fetish/persona is the "hunter and huntress" and demand to know why they're persecuting your lifestyle.
     
    GallifreyanSith, Feb 17, 2011
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  11. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh, we are so set on the whole "This is how I was born!!!!" plea.

    I didn't choose to be born this way... a "furry hunter" and all...
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Fursecution!!1!
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Feb 17, 2011
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  13. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    I will say this: Being a member of a Star Wars board and all, there needs to be no less than 1 Ewok and 1 Gungan pelt apiece tied to the hood of the truck.
     
    GallifreyanSith, Feb 17, 2011
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  14. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Lollygagz, Schwartz.

    "Fursecution" is now the license plate on our hypothetical huntin & fishin pickup.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  15. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Good call. Gotta convince my wife to "safari" at an upcoming SW convention.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  16. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    Plus a great name for a band. "We're the Fursecution, and we're here to stuff and mount you!"

    All though, now I have a mental pic of Super-Stardestroyer with furry pelts mounted to the bow of the ship.
     
    GallifreyanSith, Feb 17, 2011
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  17. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    This support for our new marital-bonding lifestyle has been very, very helpful. We were seriously laughing like maniacs while we were out to dinner discussing going to a furry-con as big game hunters. But, I think I will take her out tonight with printouts of this thread so we can nail down the details.

    Quick public opinion: Is hunting furries considered sport or poaching? Or public service?
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  18. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Probably the next reality show, along with GROWING UP FURRY, FURRY HUNTERS and AMERICAN FURRY.
     
    CloneUncleOwen, Feb 17, 2011
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  19. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh, we will even have public support and network funding!!! Gotta make this happen. FURRY SAFARI INTERNATIONAL will be our spinoff.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  20. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    You need a buddy with a digicorder and you need to be dressed up like th Crocodile Hunter and do the full deal. "Today, on Furry Hunter..."
     
    GallifreyanSith, Feb 17, 2011
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  21. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's every decent American's patriotic duty. [face_flag]
     
    imperial_dork, Feb 17, 2011
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  22. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Thank you for confirming my convictions.

    My wife and I need a good catch phrase for when we nail one of those scummy varmints on camera.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  23. PrincessKenobi

    PrincessKenobi Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Words seem to be failing me.
     
    PrincessKenobi , Feb 17, 2011
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  24. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Really, PK? Six years later, and I still take your breath away? Shucks...


    Oh. You were probably referring to the original post. Don't worry, he & his kind will soon be pleading to PETA for assistance. Watch the fun go down on VS, Fridays at 8:30 pm. Inconveniently competing with Clone Wars for this group's attention .
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Feb 17, 2011
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  25. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    Now for all my furry hunting needs, I find that a combination of the Longstrike (for range) and the Maverick (for close up "mercy kills) is you best bet.

    [image=http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n502/tj742/Online%20Images%20-%20Toys/NERF/TFNFurComb001.jpg]

    Now if you want to play up the SW association, then you need the Clone Wars "n00b combo"

    [image=http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n502/tj742/Online%20Images%20-%20Toys/NERF/CloneWarsn00bcombo01.jpg]

    And I would use "Whistler" Darts. So all they heard is "wheeeeeeeeeeee...~bonk~"

     
    GallifreyanSith, Feb 17, 2011
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