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Sister found out about my porn habits...... :(

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by johnthejedi24, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "It's NERF. Or NOTHING".


    I commend your arsenal. An important element is missing, however.

    Does NERF make any kind of Bowie/skinning knife? Essential for collecting powder blue/yellow/pink pelts off of creepy animal people.
     
  2. darthlebowski72

    darthlebowski72 Jedi Master star 5

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    Voluntary manslaughter?
     
  3. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    When I see a lion skipping around a hotel, I have every right to defend the public and put it down.

    How am I supposed to know there was some freakish nut inside the lion??? And, perhaps the lion was real and simply ate said wierdo...?
     
  4. GallifreyanSith

    GallifreyanSith Jedi Knight star 1

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    Well they have NERF swords and axes under the "N-Strike" line

    [image=http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n502/tj742/Online%20Images%20-%20Toys/NERF/41EHrdNcfBL_SL500_AA280_.jpg]

    And for when you positively, absolutely have to Nerf 'em all

    [image=http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n502/tj742/Online%20Images%20-%20Toys/NERF/51Y6m37BMUL_SL500_AA280_.jpg]

    That's the one you mount on the top of the truck and get someone to stand in the bed and use to cover your retreat from the angry hoards of Furries.
     
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    A furry stampede does not invoke any fear in me, whatosever, for some strange reason. Perhaps the point is to get me to lower my defenses while they systematically advance up the food chain, one person at a time.
     
  6. darthlebowski72

    darthlebowski72 Jedi Master star 5

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    Then you're suggesting that all animals, inside, are really human cud?
     
  7. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    You know... that may not be too far off from truthiness.

    All I know, is that what seemed like a good idea has now been presented to me as a marketing strategy. I can retire off of this if we do it right...

    ...Retire to my library lined with mounted furry heads.
     
  8. darthlebowski72

    darthlebowski72 Jedi Master star 5

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    You'd also make a killing on the dog food market. :p :eek:

    Only one post per 60 seconds allowed. Please wait 4 seconds.
     
  9. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Even if I had a porn habit, I would stick to non-weird porn. It would only involve German-speaking midgets pooping on one another.

    The whole "furry" thing is just sick.

     
  10. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    It's not nearly as horrifying to "normal" society to have them find out the ingredient... Soylent Green is FURRIES! Soylent Green is Furries!
     
  11. Darth_Maestro

    Darth_Maestro Jedi Master star 4

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    Ahh yes, this reminds me when I was like 9 or 10 I was on my sisters computer using the internet(dial up back then8-})I found this picture of Pamela Anderson naked with her legs spread out on a lawn chair on the internet, I saved it to desktop and sure enough there was this huge blown up version of it on the desktop. Now I freaked out when I couldn't figure out how to take it off, so I just turned off the computer and went outside to play in the backyard.

    You can imagine the surprise my sister had when she turned it back on...[face_skull]
     
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Agreed. Humorous in a "point our fingers in scornful judgment and laugh" sorta way, but kinda disturbing at its core.
     
  13. Probe-Droid

    Probe-Droid Jedi Youngling

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    i like to masturbate while waiting for pie to cool, but you don't see me jumping on the internet at the first opportunity (thanksgiving) to tell everyone about it!
     
  14. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    In a closet?

     
  15. Darth_Maestro

    Darth_Maestro Jedi Master star 4

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    I like to masturbate in a closet too.
     
  16. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Correct.
     
  17. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That.


    It's just too close to beastiality to be hip.
     
  18. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    At least beastiality can occasionally lend itself to hilarious jokes like "May the horse be with you."

     
  19. Probe-Droid

    Probe-Droid Jedi Youngling

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    oh, hey, can we start this sketch all over.. it's been years since i saw this one and i mucked it up a bit..

    ahem...

    i like to masturbate in a closed room while people are waiting for pie to cool! but you don't see m.... (etc.)
     
  20. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    I've got plenty of sperm...it gets all over the place.

     
  21. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Neither is being a furry.

    Just sayin'.
     
  22. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    The furry hunter concept gave me a great idea. After you have driven their kind into extinction, you will have only one left to kill. This guy:

    [image=http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/newbarber/comment/panda.jpg]

    I'm picturing some sorta climatic scene from the end of a movie. Ya know, it's raining out, you're tracking him through the forest at night, eventually he falls and can't get up. You come upon him in a clearing and he begs for his life. Raising your gun you say, "Your days of ruining marriages are over" and then shoot him between the eyes.
     
  23. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm grateful this didn't stuff didn't exist when I was young.
    We just did old fashion stuff like drugs.
    and having actual sex.
     
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  24. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Right?

     
  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I miss drugs and sex. :(
     
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