Sister found out about my porn habits...... :(

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by johnthejedi24, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. block Jedi Grand Master

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    I miss certain drugs and sex. :(
  2. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm on drugs and having sex right now!

  3. harpua Chosen One

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    **** off with that ****, ***hole. :(
  4. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Ok I lied. I'm not actually having sex at the moment, but I am stoned.

  5. block Jedi Grand Master

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    You should never have sex on drugs. It's wasteful. They'll just end up getting ground into the couch, back seat, kichen table, what have you.
  6. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Plus if you're doin' it on a giant pile of cocaine you run the risk of numbing your naughty bits.

  7. imperial_dork Manager Emeritus

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    I have vicodin and a pack of AA batteries.

    Not the same. :(
  8. johnthejedi24 Force Ghost

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    Thanks for the laughs guys. Are their any people in the fandom on this board?
  9. block Jedi Grand Master

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    Hey that beats no drugs and a hand any day!

    Then you have to consult a physician, who consults the cops, and the next thing you know, what started out as a great day ends as a horrible day.

    Life is full of unexpected twists and turns.
  10. harpua Chosen One

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    Nah... I prefer crack cocaine and golden showers.
  11. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    No, we don't like your kind here. Take it to OKcupid. Or OKpoundpuppies, whatever you people use.
  12. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Whenever I smoke crack I usually end up peeing on myself.

  13. block Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] =D= [face_laugh]
  14. hudzu Chosen One

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    yo.
  15. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Lha5ZA1hS0A/SwJRFt6zDeI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/3hpjAGqdTpo/s1600/typical-furry.jpg]

  16. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Do you people do those veterinary drugs like the the gays used in the '80's?
    Special K I think?
    Do you smoke catnip?
    Do you use these toys?
    [image=http://m2.sourcingmap.com/smapimg/en/n/09b/vinyl-squeaky-bone-pet-dog-cat-squeak-toy-with-bones-and-paws-printed-red-37601n.jpg]
  17. johnthejedi24 Force Ghost

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    Yeah, a good bit, say 40-50% of the furry community is pretty gay. I have never really figured out why. Still I am glad my topic has gotten pretty popular.
    [image=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Lha5ZA1hS0A/SwJRFt6zDeI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/3hpjAGqdTpo/s1600/typical-furry.jpg]
  18. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    Yeah, popular like those kids who get beat up at recess are.
  19. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    There's a furry community? Is it behind the zoo?

  20. imperial_dork Manager Emeritus

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  21. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    OUT........FIVE MINUTES AGO......IN
    FURRIES..........SCALIES..........MECHIES
    [image=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Conventions/SupaNova%202006/supanova06.jpg]
  22. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    STOP I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING AND I'M GONNA PEE MYSELF!!!

    you comin' over later Snerd?
  23. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    I wish I could but my lady and I are gonna dress up like sheep, smoke some crack and pee on each other.

    harpua likes this.
  24. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Drugs and sex? As an alternative to being a furry...?

    You guys are soft. I would rather beat my own bathing suit area bloody with a hammer than dress like a bunny and lie in a cuddle pile with a bunch of writhing, purring adults who need to be sterilized.

    I just talked to my wife on her lunch break and she is on board for FURRY HUNTER: The Series.

    But, the more I think about it, the more I am convinced we'll need to have variety. Like, we will definitely safari at a SW convention & poach some Ewok or Wookie cosplayers, but I also want to find some furries that dress like owls or some other nocturnal creature and go all "night vision".
  25. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Great, send one of those guys in armor over.
    GI Joe Style.
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