Sister found out about my porn habits...... :(

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by johnthejedi24, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight

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    If that's seriously what they do, then yeah...let the hunt begin.

    *buys an orange hat*

  2. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent & WNU Welcome Mat

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    Season 1 Finale: The underwater epic, where we go to a local carnival and attempt a Navy Seal-level hit on a woman dressed as a mermaid.


    And, yes, Snerd... that is actually standard behavior for groups of furries. And I say to myself, what a wonderful world...
  3. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight

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    What the hell is wrong with these people? Why can't they be into normal stuff like horseplay?

    [image=http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/944983c1-0939-47b5-bceb-6fd140dbd0dc.jpg]

    Edit: This too.

    [image=http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/07/horse-fetish-24664-1238153814-47.jpg]

  4. TiniTinyTony Jedi Grand Master

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    My dad caught me ******* a pie once. We just told my mother that we ate it all.
  5. JMJacenSolo Jedi Padawan

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    I just opened a new tab in Google Chrome and one of my Top 8 most visited sites is a porn site.
  6. darthlebowski72 Jedi Master

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    I just don't get this stuff and I have a viewed a LOT of porn in my lifetime. Is delving into the character what makes it such a turn-on? Or do people just get off on wearing the B.O. smelling polyester character suit rejects from a Disney park?

    I laugh my arse off when I saw that episode of 1,000 Ways to Die when a drunk stumbles upon a furry orgy and gets rejected by everyone. He then tries to have sex with a real bear and gets mauled to death while everyone is humping around them. Great television. [face_skull]
  7. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent & WNU Welcome Mat

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    Welcome to a new world of never being able to unsee what you have seen.

    Whenever I come across these degenerates, I often wonder why they don't go the distance... you know... commit. I think a perfectly viable 'outing' for a group of furries would be to get chased by the local animal control,lugged away in metal cages, and put to sleep. All in the name of cosplay.
  8. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight

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    How often do you come across them?

  9. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent & WNU Welcome Mat

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    Philly has a relatively broad subculture scene that I am swiftly aging to the point of being out of touch with, but they are around.

    My main point of contact has always been when I'm appearing at a comic con. There is always some deviant group of mentally unhinged human/farmlife hybrids who wander around the shows and throw "parties" in their hotel rooms. It's such an unbelievable waste of my precious oxygen.
  10. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/07/horse-fetish-24664-1238153814-47.jpg]

    Snerd, I don't think Lisa is going to appreciate you posting pictures of her on the JCC without her permission.

    Just sayin.
  11. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh snap :eek:
  12. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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  13. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    [face_laugh]

    I want to make the joke "Oh noes, they've found out about me" but I think that might mean the OP would give me attention and I don't want that.
  14. JMJacenSolo Jedi Padawan

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  15. GallifreyanSith Jedi Padawan

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    You can still find that video on youtube...not that I would know where to go look for Disney furry porn...not that it's not very porny, just a bunch of folks goofing (no pun intended) around in costume.
  16. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [image=http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/thundercats_cheetara.gif]

    How much Furrry-ness did she give birth to I wonder?

    [image=http://moviecultists.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/clash-of-the-titans-medusa-face.jpg]

    Does that count as Fury-dom? 'Cuz I would totally shag that.
  17. johnthejedi24 Jedi Master

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    If you'd hit it than yes, it does count as furry, or in that case scaly.
  18. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    The cons that I have been to, I had to take a flask, with the exception of SW Celebrations... and well, I drank heavily at those too, for different reasons. But here, we have a con every March, and there is some serious furry love going on. To the point that a couple of them got drunk and started banging on hotel doors in the middle of the night, looking for the furry party. They ran up on a dad whose kid was asleep. Needless to say by the time the cops left, the sheep - a lawyer - was yelling to the cops (one of them whose name was Bubba, no lie) that they would regret messing with "The Sheep". No. lie. I could never make something like this up. We also saw a woman who had to be over 350 lbs...in a chain mail bikini.
  19. mrsvos Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] I'm still imagining[face_laugh] people using[face_laugh] a squeak toy[face_laugh]
    *squeak*[face_laugh]
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  20. johnthejedi24 Jedi Master

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    Yeah I am afraid the fandom has its number of freaks. Lets not mention cub art and loli....shudders[face_sick] Thankfully on the boards and sites I go to, that kind of art is not allowed or banned. I know that furaffinity recently banned Loli and cub art.
  21. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent & WNU Welcome Mat

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    The door banging at 2am is how I discovered my close proximity to these lower life forms. I was a guest at a small con in the SE and what usually happens is that every 8th room there is a party; and the guests & attendees pretty much pop around from room to room with everyone generally getting along. Well, the party I had settled on was winding down to about 8 of us just talking about books we were working on and general chatter and suddenly it sounded like the swat team was collapsing the door.

    The girl whose room we were in goes to open the door and there was a full grown man dressed in an Easter colored bunny suit. We were deliriously tired from working the show all day & then hanging out and at 2am the door opens, and there is the equivelant of Ralphie in the bunny suit his aunt made for him in A Christmas Story. He was apparently fairly lit up and when he saw a bunch of actual humans with dignity, he disappointedly walked away with no words. I said goodnight to the gang I was with and followed this loser down the hall, watchng him lean on the wall and practically slide from door to door until he hit the jackpot. So did I. There were half a dozen of these subspecies all writhing and purring and then they shut the door in my face. At this point, I just called it a night and when I got to my table the next morning, I asked around and learned the whole wonderfully pathetic truth.

    Now, every time I go to a show, I ask the promoter if they have furries attend. I always do free sketches for them, so I can chat them up and attempt to get invited to their diseased get togethers. The whole scene is unbelievable.

    I see the overweight chainmail bra every show. Also, the "no clue what you are supposed to be" guys. Boba Fett helmet with Yoda in a blue backpack, carrying a magic book, and recently the memory discs from Tron.
  22. Raggedy_Android Jedi Youngling

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    porn habit
    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/starrless/naughty-nun.jpg]
  23. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    That picture's pretty inaccurate. Nuns don't wear lipstick.
  24. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight

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    Every nun I've ever ****** did.

  25. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Master

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    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/ISB/shining.jpg]
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