Sister found out about my porn habits...... :(

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by johnthejedi24, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    [image=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mUsjI0hQFcc/TCotLeDrgcI/AAAAAAAAAL8/kQ0rhWln-ps/s1600/furry.jpg]

    What the HELL?!?


    [image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/FurryGamesMidwestFurFest2006GreenReaper.jpg]

    No wonder these guys wear costumes.



    [face_thinking]

    O.K., so the 'WULF' costume isn't half bad...


  2. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    The first con I ever attended back in 2005 had women in elf ears everywhere. And a guy with a stick. And a cape. I think he was supposed to be Frodo. Or maybe Merry. Oh! And there's always the women in bustiers with boobage hanging out, that SHOULD NOT be wearing them. And the "larpers" (I think this is what they call themselves?) who do the vampire thing where they cross their arms over their chest so that you cannot "see them". It was pretty entertaining.
  3. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    First con I was a guest at right after my wedding (like 4 days later) was an all ANIME/MANGA con in Jacksonville. I don't even know how or why I was booked, but it was like a second honeymoon before our actual honeymoon. Long story short, that anime crowd is inconcievable at costuming. I had this kid dressed like Cloud with the 10 foot long sword endlessly knocking stuff off my table because the sword was over his shoulder and every time he would turn to look at something, he would level whatever hapless people were nearby and they would come flying onto my table.

    There was a 400 pound sweat-stinking Pikachu walking a mogwai on a leash. Pikachu's head fell off and was rolling down the aisle right in front of my table.

    The highlight was a woman with a really nice bod dressed like Harley Quinn. Since I don't work in anime, I wasn't making a killing, so I did free sketches & hooked her up with swag and she worked my table for half a day and made me a millionaire from guys who just wanted to mack on her. My wife came down to my table and I was thinking "oh crap" and she looked at this chick and said, "great idea".
  4. darthlebowski72 Jedi Grand Master

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    When you can find a woman who won't make you think "oh crap" in that situation and instead says "great idea" or "awesome!" you've got a keeper. ;)
  5. GallifreyanSith Jedi Master

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    Sounds like something my wife would do. [face_laugh]
  6. johnthejedi24 Force Ghost

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    Guys, not every member of the furry/scaly community or fandom dons fursuits and goes to conventions and yiffs. I know that some people like to draw anthro art or write stories and erotica. While others do role-playing online. There are both "clean" and "dirty" aspects of the fandom. I have done a few stories and drawings since high school but besides from that I just browse through art and read stories

  7. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Well... that makes you creepy.




    (I jest...)


    (or do I?)


    Seriously... "erotica"? Involving ANIMALS...?
  8. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    It is creepy. As someone said, it's too close to some sort of quasi-bestiality thing.
  9. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    Okay, this thread was serious...? Like, really meaning to be serious?
  10. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Tragically, yes.

    Apparently a furry was accidentally outed by psychologically scarring his little sister for life with bestiality-themed porn. But, at least we know he usually prefers reading & writing fiction about spooning with animals rather than actually dressing like an animal and grinding with others who dress similarly.

    When I phrase it out like that, suddenly I completely comprehend the normalcy of it all...

    [face_hypnotized]
  11. Natasi Jedi Grand Master

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    JCC, you disappoint me. I came into this thread expecting sarcasm, wit, and humor, and all I have found is a bunch of losers reporting their porn habits.

    Let's get this straight.

    I don't care what kind of porn turns you on.

    I don't care how often you look at porn.


    Now make with the lols and somebody, please, make this thread as entertaining as it is capable of being.



    (Also, no mentions of dragon ******* cars porn? Disappoint!)
  12. Sith-Lord-Gunray Chosen One

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    Natasi I just don't know how to troll this guy.
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Same.

    I feel so... so... helpless...

  14. World_Cup_Wally Jedi Master

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    He must be dressed as the big Billy Goat Gruff.
  15. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Let's hope not. That would imply he is dressed for business and looking for action.
  16. johnthejedi24 Force Ghost

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    Damnit, people do some RESEARCH. The whole furry thing is completely different from any kind of bestiality, in fact I find bestiality to be pretty degrading in general. Here is a link to what the whole fandom is about:





    Just look up anything you need to find there

    EDIT: Damn links won't work. Anyway just go to google or some search engine and type in wikifur.
    AND YOU WILL NOT GET PUT ONTO SOME FBI LIST.
  17. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS HE PROVIDES! You will end up on an FBI watchlist for sure!

    Remember, this is the guy who exposed his underage sister to pornographic imagery of a lion-person having naughty time with a girl.

    Just take his word that it's all "normal".

    You know, because it's not really an animal... it's just a person dressed like an animal.

    Having sex with a person. Who may or may not be dressed like an animal.
  18. Sith-Lord-Gunray Chosen One

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    Yeah I have actually seen plenty of furry stuff in my life, hence why I left deviantart in the end. It's really not horribly different than bestiality. I mean, compare it to this - some people only look at child porn online and don't take part in real life, and would find the thought of actually doing it disgusting. Some people look at animals in a sexy way online but would never have sex with their dog in real life. Make sense? It really is a disgusting thing but as long as you keep it to yourself, go to.
  19. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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  20. johnthejedi24 Force Ghost

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    My sister is 20, turns 21 in March. And how is it any different from people on this board saying they would make out with some species from various sci-fi verses, like STAR WARS? I mean look at the valentines day banner up there, Jeeze people. What is wrong with looking at anthro art work or images and than thinking to your-self, I'd hit it?
  21. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Is that a rhetorical question?
  22. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Do you look up at the banner and think "I'd hit it?"
  23. johnthejedi24 Force Ghost

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    In terms of A Selonian(our big otter). I really don't know. I've never met an alien or anthro creature before, so I really could not say unless the situation came up. I do know that it sure as hell ain't my first choice.
  24. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    You would consider it?

    Please, enlighten us with more insight into this completely healthy lifestyle...
  25. johnthejedi24 Force Ghost

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    Really......what is the issue here? Everyone has their kinks and fetishes and as long as it us between two consenting adults I don't really have any issues. Heck, I'll tell you the truth, if a six foot intelligent otter alien or whatever came up and we managed to get something going I'd give it a whir. Not anything wrong with that is there. Since these are l basically just fantasies of people until genetic engineering gets up to snuff or aliens come, what's the big deal?
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