Sister found out about my porn habits...... :(

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  1. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    My joke about hunting furries for their pelts with Nerf gear being pure satire, I honestly don't want you to be bullied, John.

    But, it will never be "normal" for a human to only find others of their species attractive if the other has to give the appearance of being something lower down the food chain. In real life here... not an episode of Star Trek or when one of the Sesame Street furries asks Maria out on the Valentine's Day episode, or in your creepy fiction. This is not even limited to being appalling to 'religous' types. It fundamentally revolts Darwinian law re: survival of a species.

    I will never have adult fun time with the pig out in the barn. But, that doesn't make me mentally/socially healthy if I turn around and ask my wife to dress like the pig out in the barn so that I can live out my true desire of shaking some bacon with Babe, rather than find my wife attractive or compatible as she is.

    In sheer Star Wars terms, when a dork at a con wants to get with a pretty girl in Leia's slave bikini, I promise you the plan isn't to get the girl undressed, kick her out of the room, and be alone with the costume. Hint: It's the girl.
  2. GallifreyanSith Jedi Master

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    This, pretty much.

    And as for the fans that want to get with the Alien (Star Trek, Star Wars, insert franchise of choice), I'd bust on them too for a laugh, then look at them and say "Why? Seriously dude, why?". Then again (in spite of being a fan) that gets into one of those problems I have with later day 'Trek but tend to ignore if the story is good enough.
  3. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    The problem dude is not the fact that you get turned on by the furries or that you are one - it's pretty much what KK said. The problem is that you're talking about it here, publically, on the internet, and expecting other people to be on board. I couldn't give a crap what you do in the bedroom as long as it's not genuinely hurting others (key word genuinely). But if you're going to start talking about some fetish that I personally find disgusting and pretend that I should like it, well geeeez no way. Furries are disgusting to me! Just keep that shenanigans to yourself.
  4. block Jedi Grand Master

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    Can you still take out this guy? Please?
    [image=http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/newbarber/comment/panda.jpg]
  5. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Stop kidding yourself. It is bestiality. End of line.


    It fundamentally revolts Darwinian law re: survival of a species.

    Just like HOMOSEXUALITY, amirite?
  6. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Well... I did emphasize being attracted to one's own species. I left gender out of it as I was clearly pointing out laws of attraction between 2 similiar species.

    Case in point: I laugh when I see a dog hump a person's leg, because the dog is too stupid to realize that the inter-species quickie it is attempting is incompatible. I do not, however, overly intellectualize the lack of value in the dog's instinctually misplaced notion that it could possibly fertilize a human shin. When 2 dogs go at it with each other, I have no idea... nor any interest, for that matter... whether or not they are the same sex. It only stands out as absurd when a dachshund tries to rape a human's calf muscle.
  7. Darth_wanderguard Force Ghost

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    Calves are nice, so I don't see where you're going with this.
  8. Chewgumma Chosen One

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    In a furry thread that makes you a cow paedophile.[face_sick]
  9. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    [image=http://media.2news.tv/images/2_headed_calf.jpg]

    I'mmmm too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy that it hurt...
  10. harpua Chosen One

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    What are your thoughts on animals in animal costumes?

    [image=http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_180/11887687568h0rbX.jpg]
  11. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Does that make them furry furries? Ironic furries?
  12. Chewgumma Chosen One

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    Surely a Dog in a pig costume is just as much a furry as a human in a pig costume?

    Unless you are a human wanting to have sex with a dog in a pig costume, then it's a furry furry.
  13. harpua Chosen One

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    What about a human dressed as a dog in a pig costume?
  14. GallifreyanSith Jedi Master

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    So for furries, if it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, and walks like a duck, you #*(# the duck?
  15. Chewgumma Chosen One

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    Your head explodes at the thought or the furry inside dies of heat stroke. Either way it's one less furry in the world. :D
  16. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    Trans-species dressing.[face_thinking]

    Very Andy Warhol.
  17. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I don't think furries are a threat to the survival of the human species. :p And don't they still have actual sex with one another? Not that I think such inclinations are necessarily genetic anyway.

    In otherwords, Darwin doesn't give a **** about furries.
  18. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.kqed.org/press/tv/quest/images/quest-darwin2.jpg]


    Darwin was a furry.
  19. Chewgumma Chosen One

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    fixed
  20. ILuvJarJar Force Ghost

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    Damn furries today.....
  21. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    I asked my girlfriend if I could wear my Darth Vader helmet while we were doin' it sometime and she told me that that would be weird. Then I asked if she'd mind wearing it, and she thought that'd be even weirder.

    I don't where I was going with this post.



  22. Chewgumma Chosen One

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    You should have asked her to wear a mask of you.

    Watch the wierdness unfold.
  23. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm totally gonna do that. I'm also going to take her picture after the question because the look on her face will be priceless.

  24. block Jedi Grand Master

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  25. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Good story man.
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