Sith vs Jedi (Fan Force Community version)

*grapples with QueenGodess as she slowly suffocates him*

Ignorance is bliss, or so I hear Obi Anne

 

haha I gotta date and the horny red dude didnt its ok man get rid of all the stains on ur face and ull get some luck! Its all in the looks lol im juz kiding ultimatejedi chill out man u made me angry last night and i dont appreciate it! when i become a master im gonna teach u a thing or two about touchin padawans of the light side baby!(verbaly)

 

Originally posted by Dr. Evil : Riiiiiiiiiiight...

Cheers guys, no real wars are allowed here...

Oh, if QueenGoddess can be Tigger, can I be Piglet?

 

*Picks up huge African elephant and hurls it in Squall's direction* That's for calling me 'man'. I happen to be a student at the Parktown Highschool for GIRLS. Do not refer to me in any way in male terms if you want to live.

 

Grumpf...

Then again, Jedi everywhere !

UltimateJedi, welcome to the Dark Side ! Your anger is full of promises

(gah, two days away and you're coming back to chaos)

*turns into a mob of ants*
*ants invade Queengodess's fur and take great delight at itching her*

 

grabs a chair and a cool glass of beer and watches ppl throwing food and stuff at eachother

 

That's the best attitude so far.


Can't believe I haven't thought about it first

 

the sith dont JUST use the dark side, you know..?

 

the Sith don't JUST use the dark side of the force, you know...

 

*squirms out from under the elephant and starts roasin it piece by piece and kindly handing it to the hungry african villagers * o and sorry man! i mean maam ill try to respect your gayness in the future or should i say Dragness?

 

*Strolls in an looks around*

LOL! I see Ultimate and Squall are getting to know each other very well.

BTW, did you try Squall's cookies yet? They're great!

Who Else But...
***Senoj***

 

*Slowly starts force choking Lord ban and Squall* "I'll NEVER turn to the Dark Side!!!" And Squall, If i ever hear you mocking my country or my continent again I'll...I'll...Ok, I don't know what I'll do but I can guarentee that it won't be pleasant.

 

Oh, and please notice that I got bored with my Darth Maul icon and decided to change it to Oola.

 

*Watches Ultimate do the force choke*

Ouch. That has GOT to hurt.

Who Else But...
***Senoj***

 

I hope it hurts. I spent a lot of time practising that technique on the deputy principal.

 

*Cringes*

Squall, I don't know why you picked to mess with Ultimate. She's one TOUGH Jedi.

Who Else But...
***Senoj***

 

Why thank you Senoj.

 

Oh, I thought UltimateJedi was a Sith (hey, 't was your Maul icon's fault )... We're not enemies, then...

 

The idea of having only DA and Ban as ennemies pleases me a ot... wonder why, though [face_thoughtful]

 

Sorry, but UltimateJedi force chokes, it's already too late

Ultimate, take a closer look at how it's done, now.

*a thousand ants or so leave Queengodess's fur*
*all of them form their four first legs into fists*
*yeah, you did read fists, after all, the Dark Side is all powerful*
*force chokes Twinnie for her insolence*

 

Hey leave Twinnie alone or feel the wrath of the Ultimate One!

 

Yeah, wrath is excellent too
Let's feed it !

*a rough half of the ants turn to face UltimateJedi and use Force Lightning to demonstrate the power of the Dark Side*

 

UltimateJedi, I must warn you that Ban' is very good at seeing the influence of the dark side in every breath you take, and every move you make (eighties ref', don't worry). As if frying people's brain was dark-sidish...

 

*slams UltimateJedi in the face with an amazingly well-made cream pie, breaking her concentration. Attaches a tin of dye to the garden hose and sprays Twinne head to toe, dying her blue*

It's up to us now, Lordban