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Sith vs Jedi (Fan Force Community version)

Discussion in 'FanForce Community' started by Lordban, Jun 13, 2001.

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  1. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Innocently strolls in. Pretends to trip and bumps into DA, knocking him into a big pile of rotten meat*

    If you dare mess with Ultimate or Twinne you're going to have to deal with ME as well! [face_devil]

    Friends stick up for friends! :D

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  2. Angel5000

    Angel5000 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 6, 2001
    *enters and glares at DA before laughing hysterically*

    LOL She got you good!

    *glare returns*

    And if you decide to mess with Senoj you'll have to put up with too!

    *gives one last glare before turning and leaving the room*
     
  3. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thanks Angel.

    I know I can always count on you to back me up! ;)

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  4. UltimateJedi

    UltimateJedi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 15, 2001
    YAY!!! All for one and one for all!!! Thanx Senoj and Angel! :)
     
  5. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //pulls a lever on the floor to reveal a trip-wire, which Senoj and Angel trip on and fall into the mysterious cartoon hole to nowhere//

    This "rotten meat" as you call it is actually QueenGodess, who I left here when I tore her from my head earlier, Senoj [face_laugh] :p

     
  6. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 24, 2001
    *Fortunately for Senoj and Angel, they have already learned how to do that cool Force Jump in the Jedi Academy. They grab on to the side of the ditch somewhere, kind of like what Obi did in TPM, and wait till DA thinks they're dead. Then they jump out of the hole and knock down DA.*

    Let's give him a makeover you guys! :D

    *Begins putting lipstick on DA*

    Mwuahahaha! [face_devil]

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  7. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    Dec 9, 1999
    -- enters the room, lowers hood, and steps very carefully to avoid the rotting meat on the floor --

    Dark Lord DarthAttorney, are you picking on my Padawans?
     
  8. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 24, 2001
    Naw, Master, DA is kindly letting us give him a makeover. Aren't ya, DA? ;)

    *Starts putting on the eyeshadow.*

    You know, I'm notorious around the boards for giving my enemies makeovers. You should have thought twice before you decided to pick on MY friends! [face_devil]

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  9. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well I must admit that's very generous of the Dark Lord.

    -- watches as her Padawan applies the eyeshadow to the Dark Lord's upper eyelids --

    Nice shade, very nice indeed. It goes so well with the color of his eyes. :)
     
  10. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //paralyses the left side of Senoj's body with the Force, grabs her right hand with the lipstick still in it and turns it around, draws a sad clown face on Senoj with her own hand//

    Don't be sad, Senoj. I make a great looking woman. But you make a stupid looking clown. [face_laugh]
     
  11. UltimateJedi

    UltimateJedi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 15, 2001
    Ok, that's it! *races into mother's bathroom and grabs the (numerous) make up cases*

    GET HIM!!! *Everyone who hates DA grabs soem make up and starts smearing it on any part of DA's body they can touch, ripping off trousers and revealing the Winnie the Pooh boxer shorts.*
     
  12. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //throws up a Force-shield and knocks whoever's doing whatever to whichever part of my body onto the floor. Force-pulls a chair across the room, sits it on UlimateJedi's chest and place a very large boulder on top of it//

    Yeah, OK. You stay there for a sec ;) :p

    EDIT: Hate is good for you, UltimateJedi. It is a great motivator. But you must learn to harness your hate and channel it. Direct to where it will do the most damage....... :D

     
  13. Queengodess

    Queengodess Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 18, 2000

    *Kee jumps out from the corner where she's been hiding. Since DA thought she was peacefully lying at the floor as a piece of rotten meat he's not prepared and his Force-shield is crushed. Kee grabs her lipstick and starts smearing it all over his body. Finishes with some mascara over his cheeks*

    My, you actually look better now!

    *Turns and heads for Lordban as she summons her magical pigeons, turning them into dozens of small Yodas*

    Well, Ban, I know how much you love him, so I though you'd get as much as possible...

    *The small Yoda's climbs all over Lordban's body, telling him to not try, that anger is of the darkside and so on...*




    //throws up a Force-shield and knocks whoever's doing whatever to whichever part of my body onto the floor. Force-pulls a chair across the room, sits it on UlimateJedi's chest and place a very large boulder on top of it//

    Yeah, OK. You stay there for a sec

    EDIT: Hate is good for you, UltimateJedi. It is a great motivator. But you must learn to harness your hate and channel it. Direct to where it will do the most damage.......
     
  14. Angel5000

    Angel5000 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 6, 2001
    *reenters and reads all the crazy posts*

    make over? Gee, maybe I should have stuck around - that looked like fun!! ;)

    Oh - btw - you're welcome Senoj! :)
     
  15. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 24, 2001
    Actually DA, I think I WOULD look rather cute for a clown. Key Word: WOULD. Unfortunately, YOU don't know how to put on stage makup. :p

    But since I have performed many times I do! :D

    I was trying to give you a nice makeover before, but since you didn't like it, I'll have to put stage makeup on ya. Believe me, when you are not on stage, stage makeup looks HORRIBLE! :D

    *Begins applying the makeup extremely heavily with exotic colours*

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  16. Angel5000

    Angel5000 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ooh!! I wanna help Senoj! I wanna help!!

    *jumps giddily at thought of making DA look funny*

    Just tell me what to do! :)
     
  17. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Places out the makeup*

    Use Cranberry for the lipstick. It needs to be really bright.

    We'll use bright pink for the blush and eyeshadow.

    Oh, and before you put any of that on, we need to put a lot of foundation on DA. You know it's enough when he looks like a ghost. ;)

    He'll need some of those fake eyelashes and I'll do the eyeliner and eyebrow.

    *Grabs some of the makeup*

    Let's get started, Angel. [face_devil]

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  18. UltimateJedi

    UltimateJedi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 15, 2001
    *Yawn and lifts pinky finger. The chair and boulder fly off and 'accidently' crush Lordban.* "Oops..."

    Hey, leave some for me! And while we're at it d'you think w can paint Squall as well? I think he's look kinda cute as a clown.
     
  19. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 24, 2001
    *Considers Ultimate's proposition*

    I'm afraid I cannot participate in decorating Squall as a clown. He is one of my fellow Padawans of the LS.

    But we could always do LordBan! :D

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  20. Lordban

    Lordban Isildur's Bane star 7

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    Jedi are everywhere :eek:
    And I'm attacked by a mob of Yoda !!! :eek:

    -> Time to strike back !!!

    *summons a mob of Massassi warriors to shield the Sith from the Jedi*

    They'll have a hard time doing hack and slash versus those innocent beings, and they can't convert them, they worship us as Gods [face_devil]
     
  21. JediSenoj451

    JediSenoj451 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Uses the Force to push the mob of Massassi warriors down DA's bottomless cartoon hole*

    Come on, LordBan. I know you want a makeover too!

    *Approaches him with the eyeshadow and eyeliner*

    Who Else But...
    ***Senoj***
     
  22. Nwalme Jade

    Nwalme Jade Ex(patriated) RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apr 13, 2000
    Aww, our O so noble food fight has been replaced with a girlish fight :eek:
     
  23. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //Force-throws a number of innocent velcro sheep at Senoj, which stick to her Jedi robes like.......a velcro sheep//

    Yeah, jeez. Get over the make-up! I know the Jedi have a tendency to harp on a point, but......
     
  24. Lordban

    Lordban Isildur's Bane star 7

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    Nov 9, 2000
    *with a twist of the wrist, has Senoj's eyeshadow and eyeliner appear in his hand*

    *starts re-arranging Senoj's make-up*
    *in a pretty indian way*

    [add face of Sitting Bull there]
     
  25. UltimateJedi

    UltimateJedi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 15, 2001
    Oh, come on, Lorban. You know you want a make over!
     
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