FF:WA Sith Witch is not amused.

Okay, this may come as little surprise to some people who frequent these boards fairly regularly, but my patience has been well and truly tried to it very limits.

I will not mention names, as I feel them to be unneccessary, but I will say that unless the general attitudes around here change for the better, I can see that the male portion of these boards will be greatly heavier than the female.

Now, I may be seen as an antagonist, bashing people with my metorphorical squeaky hammers, but I thought it was well understood that I very rarely find fault with people, and even more rarely act on it. If someone keeps on prodding me to see if I fight back though, they ought to be prepared for one big fight on their hands.

So, rather than instigate a fight on these boards and threads, I shall watch from the shadows and keep an eye on what's happening, commenting when truly neccessary, and remaining quiet in the meantime.

I know this may seem as though I am letting the people who are posing the problem win, but this is the only way I can see that will not make these boards end up as a major flame and burn arena for all to enter at their own risk.

So thank you to those who have shown me the hospitality of this place, and to those who have not, have fun...

 

i hope i have never said anything out of place to you

surrenders self to squeaky hammer if i have

 

---Laughs.---

No Mister Shaven Wookie, nothing "out of place" has been spurned forth from your lips towards me.

But the squeaky hammers did like the idea of you surrendering yourself to them, so I can't be held responsible for their actions.

---A singular squeaky hammer of cuddles bops the Aforementioned Mister Shaven Wookie on the head and then retreats back to the squeaky hammer barracks for debriefing.---

 

*stands very still and quite*

I'm only a puppy dog, nothing more. Sorry.

*woof*

 

I'm a glutton for punishment

I want more


ready to put long wookie legs into action if i have spurned the wrath of SM

 

You can't outrun a bullet Wookie...

 

i think i can, i think i can, i think i can

*weaves left and right really quickly somehow avoiding the large hail of bullets from SM's general direction.

 

Wookie, you couldn't outrun a piece of sushi.... you are too damn lethargic!!

 

Would hit you for saying that, if i wasn't so tired j/k


*goes back into hybernation in safe hiding spot from SM's bullets

 

Now now children, play nicely or else it's a trip to Aunty Magda's for you all...
You remember her, she's the one with the hair on her chin and the irritating voice? The one that talks for hours about the war and how everything was much better way back when...

Hang on... That's SM...

---Runs and hides under the covers away from the scary SM-type monsters.---

 

hahahaha
cant wait to see the response to that one...

 

You've been a naughty girl, go to my room

 

---Puts her hands on her hips and stares at Sith Magician with an "I am NOT amused at all!" expression on her face.---

And on that day, Satan shall be skating to work. Now go back to the kitchen and get me some more coffee, you nasty boy!

---Sits down and giggles hysterically, then stops and realises that she's very very tired and should probably go back to bed where it is all nice and warm.---

 

Ah kids! Can't live with them, can't shoot em'

Reminds me of another saying.

 

oh o you mean we cant shoot them?

 

Fraid so, yeah I know, I know...

there, there.

 

No no... You CAN shoot them, you just probably shouldn't get caught... That can kinda put a dampener on the whole "freedom" thing...

Not that I'm endorsing any such actions or anything, I'm merely stating a truth... Or perhaps I should be quiet now and go back to formulating a plan for killing the entire Gungan race...

 

thats the first good idea ive heard all day now would you like a drink

 

I would!

 

---Perks her ears up at the mention of a drink.---

Drink???

Does it have caffeine in it?

Or an alcoholic substance?

Or is it a tasty beverage to wash down this tasty burger?

Or will it get rid of this hideous cold I seem to be suffering from?

That is NOT a pretty sight. A Sith Witch with a cold... Runny noses don't really carry the whole "I'm a nasty evil enchantress in colusion with the Dark Side" personae... In fact, I guess I could always threaten to sneeze on the people I was trying to intimidate...

Hmmm...

---Sits back and waits for the Barman to determine what kind of drink she will be recieving.---

 

ponders the appropriate thing to say and just decides that life will be good now

 

It will? how so?

 

Nova Scotia will be all the more evil when adorned with Sith Witch
Wonder if they will be amused with her...?

 

Nova Scotia will have to wait, that is a long walk even for a witch

 

Nice sig,
Your vows obviously mean bugger all to her though