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Skeet: Luke and Mara's secret child!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Boba Frett, Nov 18, 1999.

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  1. PrincessLaura

    PrincessLaura Jedi Youngling star 3

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    SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!! SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!! SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!! SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!! SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!! SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!SKEEEEET!!!!
     
  2. Maija Darklighter

    Maija Darklighter Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Ummm...what PrinessLaura just said.

    My,we are defently getting hyper. Also begin hyper is what I do the best.

    Darklighter
     
  3. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    uhhhmmmmmm to the top....... and then some..hey if Frett doesn't come back..does someone else want to pick up the torch...(just a suggestion..just a suggestion..no blasters)
     
  4. Jedi15

    Jedi15 Jedi Youngling star 4

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  5. Jedi15

    Jedi15 Jedi Youngling star 4

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  6. Jedi15

    Jedi15 Jedi Youngling star 4

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  7. Jedi15

    Jedi15 Jedi Youngling star 4

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  8. Jedi15

    Jedi15 Jedi Youngling star 4

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  9. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 5, 1999
    it seems that my last post didn't post...
    so.... if Boba fRett doesn't come back does anyone else want to pick up the key board (just a suggestion..no blasters no blasters)

    anyway...to the top..!!!!!
     
  10. Jedi15

    Jedi15 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Nov 7, 1999
    Never! Boba Frett WILL come back! Don't think such blasmphemous thoughts! He WILL come back...I hope.
     
  11. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    i am sorry sorry sorry...(bad thoughts jade51999, bad thoughts...) please frogive me i am no longer in the dark side...
     
  12. Jaya Solo

    Jaya Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Still no new posts yet?
     
  13. Jaya Solo

    Jaya Solo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Still no new posts yet? Please post more soon.
     
  14. Wolverine

    Wolverine Jedi Master star 5

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    Dec 17, 1999
    Is there any way of telling how many downloads that are being made on a movie.
    In that case, wich is the most seen`How many people has seen it, and does the filmmakers get to know?
     
  15. m0rpheus25

    m0rpheus25 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Right now, the TFN Theater does not use a rating system or "most viewed" system. However, as the new Theater is being developed, this is something that might be incorporated in seperate phases.
     
  16. m0rpheus25

    m0rpheus25 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    To make myself clear, the new theater will probably use a "most viewed" system, but not a rating system.
     
  17. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 5, 1999
    up up and away,

    while the fans of Boba Frett await for the next installment of Skeet....they start singing

    MY MY THIS HERE DARTH SKEET GUY
    SON OF LUKE AND MARA JADE
    WELL HE'S A WIERD GUY
    HE LEFT HIS HOME
    AND KISSED HIS RANCOR GOODBYE
    SAYING SOOON I'LL BE A DARK LORD
    SOON I'LL BE A DARK LORD

    May the Force be with you always.....jade5199
     
  18. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 5, 1999
    up up and away,

    while the fans of Boba Frett await for the next installment of Skeet....they start singing

    MY MY THIS HERE DARTH SKEET GUY
    SON OF LUKE AND MARA JADE
    WELL HE'S A WIERD GUY
    HE LEFT HIS HOME
    AND KISSED HIS RANCOR GOODBYE
    SAYING SOOON I'LL BE A DARK LORD
    SOON I'LL BE A DARK LORD

    May the Force be with you always.....jade5199
     
  19. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 5, 1999
    up up and away,

    while the fans of Boba Frett await for the next installment of Skeet....they start singing

    MY MY THIS HERE DARTH SKEET GUY
    SON OF LUKE AND MARA JADE
    WELL HE'S A WIERD GUY
    HE LEFT HIS HOME
    AND KISSED HIS RANCOR GOODBYE
    SAYING SOOON I'LL BE A DARK LORD
    SOON I'LL BE A DARK LORD

    May the Force be with you always.....jade5199
     
  20. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nov 5, 1999
    ok, i tried to post this earlier, but here goes again....while we try to hold onto our grief, for the missing Boba frett, let us all sing a song

    My My this here DArth Skeet guy
    Son of luke and Mara Jade
    Why he's a wierd guy
    He got kidnapped
    and kissed his rancor good bye
    saying soon i'm going ot be a dark lord
    soon i'm going ot be a dark lord

    add on if you please...
     
  21. jade51999

    jade51999 Jedi Knight star 5

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    ok, i tried to post this earlier, but here goes again....while we try to hold onto our grief, for the missing Boba frett, let us all sing a song

    My My this here DArth Skeet guy
    Son of luke and Mara Jade
    Why he's a wierd guy
    He got kidnapped
    and kissed his rancor good bye
    saying soon i'm going ot be a dark lord
    soon i'm going ot be a dark lord

    add on if you please...
     
  22. Lost in Coruscant

    Lost in Coruscant Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I'll work on it.
     
  23. Darth Cerberus

    Darth Cerberus Jedi Master star 3

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    I don't believe it. I've been avoiding this thread because I thought it would take too long to read at 300+ posts, and I find that about three quarters of them are desperate pleas to the writer to continue.


    Unfinished threads. The bane of bulletin boards everywhere. There should be some sort of contractual agreement when we sign up to prevent this!
     
  24. Lost in Coruscant

    Lost in Coruscant Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Mar 31, 1999
    Ma baby.....my baby.....

    The Saga of Skeet

    A not-so-long time ago
    in a galaxy that's pretty close
    Coruscant was under a curse
    Luke Skywalker had a kid
    With Mara Jade, wow! what a girl
    But he didn't turn out the way they'd hoped
    And when that little kid was born
    Bad guys locked the doors and tried to kill him
    But Mara wouldn't let them
    They changed their minds when she called Han
    Luke turned to his sister
    And bro-in-law his name was Han
    He told them "He's my son
    And soon, he'll be...my heir"

    Oh my my, this here Darth Skeet guy
    Maybe a terror someday later - now he's just a small fry
    When he leaves his home and kisses mommy goodbye
    He'll say "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"
    "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"

    Did you know this Rain Man kid
    Doesn't even use a 'fresher cube
    But he can use the Force they say
    Ahh, do you see him playing with his toys
    Though, mom would say he's being good
    Daddy knows he's trying to take over the world
    Well, I know he has a pet rancor
    And I've heard how Fey'lya hates his guts
    And he is cute, it's true
    So Mara let Luke take care of him
    He was a holy terror right from the start
    And the minute Mara left to start her ship
    Luke tore all his hair out
    Oh yes, Skeet pooped his pants

    Luke started screamin'... My my, this here Darth Skeet guy
    Maybe a terror someday later - now he's just a small fry
    When he leaves his home and kisses mommy goodbye
    He'll say "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"
    "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"

    Now finally Mara got back to Coruscant
    And became distraught and paranoid
    When she saw her precious Skeet was gone
    So she took Luke aside and bashed his head
    While Skeet was off, possessed by Sith
    With a light-saber shaped like an 's'
    Oh, Han was laughing his @ss off
    Could Leia please just make him stop?
    They kept looking for the kid
    Oh, Fey'lya would not help
    Because Skeet was strange, and very weird
    But Mara would not give up
    She struck out on her own sayin'
    "I will find my boy"

    She was singin'... My my, this here Darth Skeet guy
    Maybe a terror someday later - now he's just a small fry
    When he leaves his home and kisses mommy goodbye
    He'll say "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"
    "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"

    Skeet got caught by bad guys
    'Cause Luke's got money they wanted
    They would've been better off not to
    They all were shocked when they saw his blade
    And it wasn't long at all before
    Little Skeet pooped his pants and Vaber bit them
    And in the end a happy ending prevaled
    Some guys blew up and Fey'lya died
    Leia got her job back
    The little family wasn't broken
    But Luke was sleeping on the couch
    Cuz Mara was still mad and he'd be toast
    If Skeet was dead and he alive
    I guess he'll be alright

    And I was singin'... My my, this here Darth Skeet guy
    Maybe a terror someday later - now he's just a small fry
    When he leaves his home and kisses mommy goodbye
    He'll say "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"
    "Soon I'm gwonna be a Sith Word"

    We were singin'...Skeet, Skeet, oh wow what a Skeet
    Forgot about the demon your body he's kept
    Maybe some day, exorcist will come by
    And all will be normal again
     
  25. SWJarJar

    SWJarJar Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 28, 1999
    Well, I give the song a 5.75 out of 10 rating. Hey, I just realized something! It's been 2 months 10 days since the last installment. Um...should somebody E-mail Boba Frett again?

    P.S. Has anybody downloaded Darth Skeet's Theme?
     
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