FF:NZ Skywalkers Destiny (Bohemian Rhapsody)

For those of you who couldn't see the show, heres the words (as promised) to "Skywalkers Destiny" (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)as performed by the University of Canterbury Comedy Club. Enjoy!

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(luke)
Am I a Jedi,
(chorus)
is it his destiny
(All)
Trapped in a Death Star, no escape from captivity
Open your eyes, look up to the stars and see...
(narrator)
Was just a farm boy, soon he's a Jedi
(all)
Because his training's low, reckless though, Yoda said he had to go...
Any way the Force flows, doesn?t really matter to thee...destiny...

(narrator)
Jedi, just killed his dad.
Put a Saber through his arm,
Then the Emperor did more harm,
Jedi, now you're all alone,
And now you've got to get the hell away.

Jedi, Ooooh oooh
Didn?t mean to make him die,
But hell be back to see you soon on Endor...
Carry on, carry on, cos Yoda said theres another...

Too late, his time had come,
Sent lightning down his spine,
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye Anakin, he had to go,
Had to leave his son behind and tell the truth.

Jedi Ooooh ooh {any way the Force flows}
Said, (luke)"Father, You can't die"
Sometimes wish he'd never found out at all...

[instrumental - spirit of Darth Maul plays his lightsaber]

(luke)
I see a disfigured image of a man
(chorus)
Strike him down! Strike him down! Give in to your Anger
Thunder bolts and lightning coming from his fingertips!

Obi Wan Obi Wan Obi wan Obi Wan Obi wan Kenobi Ben Kenobi -i - i
(luke)
I am a Jedi, like my dad before me
(chorus)
He?s now a Jedi, from Skywalkers family
Turn to the Dark Side it is your destiny
(luke)
Easy come, easy go will you let me go
(chorus)
Skywalker ? No! he will not let you go
Let him go!
Skywalker - he will not let you go
Let him go!
Skywalker - he will mot let you go
Let me go
Will not let you go
Let me go
Will not let you go
Let me go o o o
No no no no no no no

(luke)
Father please, Father please, Father please help me out
(all)
What else more has the emperor got in store for me, for me, for meeee!

[head banging bit - Luke and Vader duel]

(luke)
So you think you can turn me to the Dark Side!
So you think you can turn me, I?d much rather die!
Ooooh Father, can?t do this to me Father,
Just gotta get out, must learn to control my fear...

[instrumental - more deulling, vader falls and luke takes off his mask]

Oooooooooooooooh ooooh yeah oooh yeah

Anakin was Vader,
Yoda had forseen
Anakin was Vader, and his son Luke Skywalker is meeeee

(All)
Any way the Force Flows....

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Hope y'all like it!

 

that is a work of beauty my friend

 

BRAVO BRAVO!

That's got to be the best version of BR I've seen.

 

Well you should have been there to hear it!Chansplace not only sung the song(in perfect pitch) he was having a kick@$$ lightsabre battle at the same time! Vader never looked weaker, and Luke never looked so skilled.I have never seen such a display of acrobatic feats! The audience really got into it and it should have been taped to show the Comedic skill of the Canterbury Uni students!
But even with the fantastic visuals, I would have to say the production of the show was its shining highlight. This reviewer gives it a 11 out of 10.
'The comedy show of the year!'A. Figment, Sony Pictures Entertainment

 

damm, that sounds even better, are you going to do it again, or was it a one offer?

 

well, we did run the show for 8 nights, but I'm afraid its all over now.
but youre in luck, the show was videoed on the final night, so you may get to see it after all!

 

Can you perform for us at Armageddon or least bring the video to play. Pwease!

 

Good idea! Chansplace, make sure you keep a first generation copy for the next CHCH swapmeet! Stardom awaits you!!!

 

i would not no how to make that song sound good as i have no idea what the original song is to base it one looks cool thought

 

You must have heard Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody!
"mumma just killed a man...."
Ask your folks they would have heard it! And you must have a classic hits radio station in Invercargill.

 

yeah, its one of the most played songs out there......and its been covered heaps..wayne's world etc

charn....i'll have to get a copy of that vid sometime, maybe if i am in chch sometime

 

i am sorry i will get it off audio galaxy tonight alright