FF:NZ Skywalkers Destiny (Bohemian Rhapsody)

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  1. Chansplace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 2, 2001
    star 4
    For those of you who couldn't see the show, heres the words (as promised) to "Skywalkers Destiny" (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)as performed by the University of Canterbury Comedy Club. Enjoy!

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    (luke)
    Am I a Jedi,
    (chorus)
    is it his destiny
    (All)
    Trapped in a Death Star, no escape from captivity
    Open your eyes, look up to the stars and see...
    (narrator)
    Was just a farm boy, soon he's a Jedi
    (all)
    Because his training's low, reckless though, Yoda said he had to go...
    Any way the Force flows, doesn?t really matter to thee...destiny...

    (narrator)
    Jedi, just killed his dad.
    Put a Saber through his arm,
    Then the Emperor did more harm,
    Jedi, now you're all alone,
    And now you've got to get the hell away.

    Jedi, Ooooh oooh
    Didn?t mean to make him die,
    But hell be back to see you soon on Endor...
    Carry on, carry on, cos Yoda said theres another...

    Too late, his time had come,
    Sent lightning down his spine,
    Body's aching all the time
    Goodbye Anakin, he had to go,
    Had to leave his son behind and tell the truth.

    Jedi Ooooh ooh {any way the Force flows}
    Said, (luke)"Father, You can't die"
    Sometimes wish he'd never found out at all...

    [instrumental - spirit of Darth Maul plays his lightsaber]

    (luke)
    I see a disfigured image of a man
    (chorus)
    Strike him down! Strike him down! Give in to your Anger
    Thunder bolts and lightning coming from his fingertips!

    Obi Wan Obi Wan Obi wan Obi Wan Obi wan Kenobi Ben Kenobi -i - i
    (luke)
    I am a Jedi, like my dad before me
    (chorus)
    He?s now a Jedi, from Skywalkers family
    Turn to the Dark Side it is your destiny
    (luke)
    Easy come, easy go will you let me go
    (chorus)
    Skywalker ? No! he will not let you go
    Let him go!
    Skywalker - he will not let you go
    Let him go!
    Skywalker - he will mot let you go
    Let me go
    Will not let you go
    Let me go
    Will not let you go
    Let me go o o o
    No no no no no no no

    (luke)
    Father please, Father please, Father please help me out
    (all)
    What else more has the emperor got in store for me, for me, for meeee!

    [head banging bit - Luke and Vader duel]

    (luke)
    So you think you can turn me to the Dark Side!
    So you think you can turn me, I?d much rather die!
    Ooooh Father, can?t do this to me Father,
    Just gotta get out, must learn to control my fear...

    [instrumental - more deulling, vader falls and luke takes off his mask]

    Oooooooooooooooh ooooh yeah oooh yeah

    Anakin was Vader,
    Yoda had forseen
    Anakin was Vader, and his son Luke Skywalker is meeeee

    (All)
    Any way the Force Flows....

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    Hope y'all like it!


  2. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 1999
    star 5
    that is a work of beauty my friend
  3. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
    BRAVO BRAVO!

    That's got to be the best version of BR I've seen. :cool:
  4. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2001
    star 3
    Well you should have been there to hear it!Chansplace not only sung the song(in perfect pitch) he was having a kick@$$ lightsabre battle at the same time! Vader never looked weaker, and Luke never looked so skilled.I have never seen such a display of acrobatic feats! The audience really got into it and it should have been taped to show the Comedic skill of the Canterbury Uni students!
    But even with the fantastic visuals, I would have to say the production of the show was its shining highlight. This reviewer gives it a 11 out of 10.
    'The comedy show of the year!'A. Figment, Sony Pictures Entertainment
  5. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 1999
    star 5
    damm, that sounds even better, are you going to do it again, or was it a one offer?
  6. Chansplace Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 2, 2001
    star 4
    well, we did run the show for 8 nights, but I'm afraid its all over now.
    but youre in luck, the show was videoed on the final night, so you may get to see it after all!
  7. SWNZ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    Can you perform for us at Armageddon or least bring the video to play. Pwease!
  8. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2001
    star 3
    Good idea! Chansplace, make sure you keep a first generation copy for the next CHCH swapmeet! Stardom awaits you!!!
  9. ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 4
    i would not no how to make that song sound good as i have no idea what the original song is to base it one looks cool thought
  10. Obi-Jace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2001
    star 3
    You must have heard Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody!
    "mumma just killed a man...."
    Ask your folks they would have heard it! And you must have a classic hits radio station in Invercargill.
  11. Humble extra Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 12, 1999
    star 5
    yeah, its one of the most played songs out there......and its been covered heaps..wayne's world etc

    charn....i'll have to get a copy of that vid sometime, maybe if i am in chch sometime
  12. ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
    star 4
    i am sorry i will get it off audio galaxy tonight alright
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