I come here for support in these trying times. It's come to my attention that at my current rate of energy drink intake, I'll be spending close to $700 a year. That is an incredible waste of money not to mention the health troubles that will come with drinking that much. I have a very harsh schedule that doesn't allow for much sleep so this will be difficult. I ask that you all start giving a **** about this issue. I also want you all to know that I changed the roll of toilet paper by myself today without anyone telling me to. Congratulate me on this life accomplishment.