JCC SLG needs help with its addiction.

I come here for support in these trying times. It's come to my attention that at my current rate of energy drink intake, I'll be spending close to $700 a year. That is an incredible waste of money not to mention the health troubles that will come with drinking that much. I have a very harsh schedule that doesn't allow for much sleep so this will be difficult. I ask that you all start giving a **** about this issue.


I also want you all to know that I changed the roll of toilet paper by myself today without anyone telling me to. Congratulate me on this life accomplishment.

 

You should do what I did and be born with horrible insomnia so that you never even want to sleep and save a lot of money on energy drinks for your crazy schedule. Jeez, think ahead.

 

If we got Ross alive through college, we can help you out.

 

Drink Coffee instead, apparently it's good for you now.

 

Have you tried heroine? This may seem like a more expensive alternative, but given that you'll probably od in an alley somewhere or contract a deadly venereal infection, you'll likely die in less than a few years and so, financially, you're makin out better in the long term.

 

The monetary costs are negligible compared to what drinking them long term probably does to you.
You can do it, insert other motivational claptrap here, etc.

 

She seems more like a villain or anti-hero than a flat-out heroine, dude...

 

"its"?

 

Ducking auto correct.

 

Also, sorry: congratulations on changing the roll of toilet paper!

Over or under?

 

Over always.

 

Correct.

 

I will give a ****, but I will not offer any advice, seeing as my advices rarely does any good.

 

One 3mg tablet of melatonin about 9 1/2 hours before you need to be up, preferably on an empty stomach, the results will amaze you and the dreams you'll have will be well worth it.

 

I think you should design a video game, start a kickstarter campaign, and earmark the totality of the cash to go into an energy drink fund.

 

That was the first time I heard Sinead O'Connor. Good song.

 

I usually don't read usernames, so I was really suspicious when I read this. Literally side eyed the screen. Pretty sure the majority of those campaign things go to energy drinks though...rightfully so too.

 

I get my daily caffeine fix from Diet Dr. Pepper, but what do I know...

 

Apparently not much if you drink Diet.

 

smh @ people suggesting heroin. Obviously that's a depressant, you need a stimulant. I'm sure there's plenty of crack for sale in your part of town slg. It's cheap!

 

I'll just ask my landlord and have him add it to my maitenance bill.

 

Trainspotting certainly did its job of never making me want to try heroin, that's for sure.

(And climb around in filthy Scottish toilets)

 

I'm pretty sure that would work in many parts of LA.

 

good job

:tape

duct tape rules!

 

More than a couple sodas' worth of caffeine (so far less than an energy drink's worth) makes me feel like crap. Be more like me. That's my solution for everything.