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JCC SLG needs help with its addiction.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I come here for support in these trying times. It's come to my attention that at my current rate of energy drink intake, I'll be spending close to $700 a year. That is an incredible waste of money not to mention the health troubles that will come with drinking that much. I have a very harsh schedule that doesn't allow for much sleep so this will be difficult. I ask that you all start giving a **** about this issue.


    I also want you all to know that I changed the roll of toilet paper by myself today without anyone telling me to. Congratulate me on this life accomplishment.
     
  2. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    You should do what I did and be born with horrible insomnia so that you never even want to sleep and save a lot of money on energy drinks for your crazy schedule. Jeez, think ahead.
     
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  3. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    If we got Ross alive through college, we can help you out.
     
  4. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Oct 3, 2003
    Drink Coffee instead, apparently it's good for you now.
     
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  5. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Have you tried heroine? This may seem like a more expensive alternative, but given that you'll probably od in an alley somewhere or contract a deadly venereal infection, you'll likely die in less than a few years and so, financially, you're makin out better in the long term.
     
  6. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 26, 2001
    The monetary costs are negligible compared to what drinking them long term probably does to you.
    You can do it, insert other motivational claptrap here, etc.
     
  7. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    She seems more like a villain or anti-hero than a flat-out heroine, dude...
     
  8. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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  9. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Ducking auto correct.
     
  10. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Also, sorry: congratulations on changing the roll of toilet paper!

    Over or under?
     
  11. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Over always.
     
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  12. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Correct.
     
  13. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I will give a ****, but I will not offer any advice, seeing as my advices rarely does any good.
     
  14. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    One 3mg tablet of melatonin about 9 1/2 hours before you need to be up, preferably on an empty stomach, the results will amaze you and the dreams you'll have will be well worth it.
     
  15. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    I think you should design a video game, start a kickstarter campaign, and earmark the totality of the cash to go into an energy drink fund.
     
  16. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That was the first time I heard Sinead O'Connor. Good song.
     
  17. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I usually don't read usernames, so I was really suspicious when I read this. Literally side eyed the screen. Pretty sure the majority of those campaign things go to energy drinks though...rightfully so too.
     
  18. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    I get my daily caffeine fix from Diet Dr. Pepper, but what do I know...
     
  19. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apparently not much if you drink Diet. [face_sick] :p
     
  20. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    smh @ people suggesting heroin. Obviously that's a depressant, you need a stimulant. I'm sure there's plenty of crack for sale in your part of town slg. It's cheap!
     
  21. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'll just ask my landlord and have him add it to my maitenance bill.
     
  22. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Trainspotting certainly did its job of never making me want to try heroin, that's for sure.

    (And climb around in filthy Scottish toilets)
     
  23. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    I'm pretty sure that would work in many parts of LA.
     
  24. quigon70

    quigon70 Jedi Master star 5

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    good job

    :tape

    duct tape rules!
     
  25. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    More than a couple sodas' worth of caffeine (so far less than an energy drink's worth) makes me feel like crap. Be more like me. That's my solution for everything.