JCC SLG needs help with its addiction.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sith-Lord-Gunray, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    I come here for support in these trying times. It's come to my attention that at my current rate of energy drink intake, I'll be spending close to $700 a year. That is an incredible waste of money not to mention the health troubles that will come with drinking that much. I have a very harsh schedule that doesn't allow for much sleep so this will be difficult. I ask that you all start giving a **** about this issue.


    I also want you all to know that I changed the roll of toilet paper by myself today without anyone telling me to. Congratulate me on this life accomplishment.
  2. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    You should do what I did and be born with horrible insomnia so that you never even want to sleep and save a lot of money on energy drinks for your crazy schedule. Jeez, think ahead.
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  3. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    If we got Ross alive through college, we can help you out.
  4. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Drink Coffee instead, apparently it's good for you now.
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  5. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Have you tried heroine? This may seem like a more expensive alternative, but given that you'll probably od in an alley somewhere or contract a deadly venereal infection, you'll likely die in less than a few years and so, financially, you're makin out better in the long term.
  6. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    The monetary costs are negligible compared to what drinking them long term probably does to you.
    You can do it, insert other motivational claptrap here, etc.
  7. dp4m Chosen One

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    She seems more like a villain or anti-hero than a flat-out heroine, dude...
  8. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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  9. EmpireForever Chosen One

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  10. dp4m Chosen One

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    Also, sorry: congratulations on changing the roll of toilet paper!

    Over or under?
  11. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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  12. dp4m Chosen One

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    Correct.
  13. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    I will give a ****, but I will not offer any advice, seeing as my advices rarely does any good.
  14. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    One 3mg tablet of melatonin about 9 1/2 hours before you need to be up, preferably on an empty stomach, the results will amaze you and the dreams you'll have will be well worth it.
  15. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    I think you should design a video game, start a kickstarter campaign, and earmark the totality of the cash to go into an energy drink fund.
  16. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    That was the first time I heard Sinead O'Connor. Good song.
  17. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    I usually don't read usernames, so I was really suspicious when I read this. Literally side eyed the screen. Pretty sure the majority of those campaign things go to energy drinks though...rightfully so too.
  18. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Aug 23, 2009
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    I get my daily caffeine fix from Diet Dr. Pepper, but what do I know...
  19. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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    Apparently not much if you drink Diet. [face_sick] :p
  20. solojones Chosen One

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    smh @ people suggesting heroin. Obviously that's a depressant, you need a stimulant. I'm sure there's plenty of crack for sale in your part of town slg. It's cheap!
  21. Sith-Lord-Gunray Ex-Mod

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    I'll just ask my landlord and have him add it to my maitenance bill.
  22. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Trainspotting certainly did its job of never making me want to try heroin, that's for sure.

    (And climb around in filthy Scottish toilets)
  23. solojones Chosen One

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    I'm pretty sure that would work in many parts of LA.
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  24. quigon70 Force Ghost

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    good job

    :tape

    duct tape rules!
  25. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    More than a couple sodas' worth of caffeine (so far less than an energy drink's worth) makes me feel like crap. Be more like me. That's my solution for everything.