JCC SLG needs help with its addiction.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sith-Lord-Gunray, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    when i'm craving caffeine what i do is have some caffeine.
  2. EvilQ Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 8, 2013
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    It's true.


    The official solution to heroin addiction is methadone, after all...
    Last edited by EvilQ, Jun 25, 2013
  3. Darth Morella Chosen One

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    Ignore these people and just work on gradually reducing your caffeine intake. you might be able to survive on just one cup a day :p
  4. Debo Chosen One

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    Where did you get the name Morella from, voice of reason? Edgar Allan Poe?
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  5. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    Buy caffeine/wake up pills at the local drug store. They're pennies a pill.
  6. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    [IMG]

    Switch to Buckfast Tonic Wine, Scotland's favorite "Wreck the Hoose Juice." A 750 ml bottle is 15% alcohol and
    contains 281 mg of caffeine (about eight sodas' worth).

    You'll still be loaded with caffeine, but you won't give a xxxx anymore.
  7. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Man, the JCC should open a rehab clinic.
  8. MrZAP Force Ghost

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    Go on a vendetta against the companies that make energy drinks. Assassinate their executives and blow up their factories. Eventually, after years of fighting, you will have destroyed the issue at the source and will no longer be able to have energy drinks even if you are tempted. Or you'll go to prison or die, in which case you still can't get energy drinks. Plus you'll be doing the world a healthy service!
  9. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I'm reminded of how much I miss Four Loko in its original form.

    @};-
  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    ****, I thought it already was one.
  11. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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  12. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Original Four Loko? Rednecks mixing moonshine and Dr. Pepper?
    Last edited by JoinTheSchwarz, Jun 26, 2013
  13. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    [IMG]

    The original Loko had caffeine & taurine mixed in it, which made it perfect to drink on those work nights in which you needed the energy to watch a 2+ hour basketball game, or if you were at a buddies house to watch a movie... it was also hard to find at first, which added to the appeal*. Now it's just a bland malt beverage.

    2005-2010@};-[face_flag]



    *Each tall can was/is 11% alcohol, so you could get drunk (or highly buzzed) with just one can, and because of caffeine/taurine mix, it wasn't the same as getting drunk with other types of malt liquor.
    Last edited by DarthTunick, Jun 26, 2013
  14. The Hellhammer Grand Judicator of the New Film Territories

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    I once found some dried tea leaves which were way more effective than coffee. Weird stuff, no idea what it was, came from some random eastern gift shop. Finished my first year of exams pumped on that thing.
  15. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I call a spade a spade, and a vixen with an insatiable appetite for penis a vixen with an insatiable appetite for penis.
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  16. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Why do you "need" the energy to do a leisure activity? Especially one like watching a movie, which you could do any time? Isn't the logical solution to being too fatigued in this situation to go to sleep, and try again when you are better rested?

    Stop projecting onto your betters.
    Last edited by Jabba-wocky, Jun 26, 2013
  17. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    THAT'S WHAT MARGAERY SAID!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
    Last edited by Ender_Sai, Jun 26, 2013
  18. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    I don't even understand how that's a bad remark. She would certainly not say anything like that, though, as she is neither cruel nor at all an adherent of classism.
  19. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Nevermind. When are we having this duel?
  20. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    You never appointed a second, whose whole purpose is to arrange those sort of details.
  21. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Oh. Have your secretary call my secretary, and set a date. I'll turn up.
  22. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    I appoint @GrandAdmiralJello. And am entirely unsurprised the no one is willing to support such a blackguard as you in your campaign against a person who is basically perfect.
  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

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  24. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    *first in line for show*
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  25. dp4m Chosen One

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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Also, I'll drink some caffeine to prepare.