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JCC SLG needs help with its addiction.

Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Jun 25, 2013.

  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    Mar 14, 2004
    when i'm craving caffeine what i do is have some caffeine.
     
  2. EvilQ

    EvilQ Jedi Knight star 1

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    Feb 8, 2013
    It's true.


    The official solution to heroin addiction is methadone, after all...
     
  3. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 5, 2004
    Ignore these people and just work on gradually reducing your caffeine intake. you might be able to survive on just one cup a day :p
     
  4. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sep 27, 2001
    Where did you get the name Morella from, voice of reason? Edgar Allan Poe?
     
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  5. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    Oct 31, 2012
    Buy caffeine/wake up pills at the local drug store. They're pennies a pill.
     
  6. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Switch to Buckfast Tonic Wine, Scotland's favorite "Wreck the Hoose Juice." A 750 ml bottle is 15% alcohol and
    contains 281 mg of caffeine (about eight sodas' worth).

    You'll still be loaded with caffeine, but you won't give a xxxx anymore.
     
  7. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Man, the JCC should open a rehab clinic.
     
  8. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 2, 2007
    Go on a vendetta against the companies that make energy drinks. Assassinate their executives and blow up their factories. Eventually, after years of fighting, you will have destroyed the issue at the source and will no longer be able to have energy drinks even if you are tempted. Or you'll go to prison or die, in which case you still can't get energy drinks. Plus you'll be doing the world a healthy service!
     
  9. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    I'm reminded of how much I miss Four Loko in its original form.

    @};-
     
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    ****, I thought it already was one.
     
  11. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    Ha, fooled you kiwi!
     
  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Original Four Loko? Rednecks mixing moonshine and Dr. Pepper?
     
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    The original Loko had caffeine & taurine mixed in it, which made it perfect to drink on those work nights in which you needed the energy to watch a 2+ hour basketball game, or if you were at a buddies house to watch a movie... it was also hard to find at first, which added to the appeal*. Now it's just a bland malt beverage.

    2005-2010@};-[face_flag]



    *Each tall can was/is 11% alcohol, so you could get drunk (or highly buzzed) with just one can, and because of caffeine/taurine mix, it wasn't the same as getting drunk with other types of malt liquor.
     
  14. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 4, 2012
    I once found some dried tea leaves which were way more effective than coffee. Weird stuff, no idea what it was, came from some random eastern gift shop. Finished my first year of exams pumped on that thing.
     
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    I call a spade a spade, and a vixen with an insatiable appetite for penis a vixen with an insatiable appetite for penis.
     
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  16. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    Why do you "need" the energy to do a leisure activity? Especially one like watching a movie, which you could do any time? Isn't the logical solution to being too fatigued in this situation to go to sleep, and try again when you are better rested?

    Stop projecting onto your betters.
     
  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    THAT'S WHAT MARGAERY SAID!

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
     
  18. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    I don't even understand how that's a bad remark. She would certainly not say anything like that, though, as she is neither cruel nor at all an adherent of classism.
     
  19. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Nevermind. When are we having this duel?
     
  20. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    You never appointed a second, whose whole purpose is to arrange those sort of details.
     
  21. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Oh. Have your secretary call my secretary, and set a date. I'll turn up.
     
  22. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    May 4, 2003
    I appoint GrandAdmiralJello. And am entirely unsurprised the no one is willing to support such a blackguard as you in your campaign against a person who is basically perfect.
     
  23. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Oh really? I appoint dp4m
     
  24. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    *first in line for show*
     
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  25. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Nov 8, 2001
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Also, I'll drink some caffeine to prepare.