JCC SLG needs help with its addiction.

when i'm craving caffeine what i do is have some caffeine.

 

It's true.


The official solution to heroin addiction is methadone, after all...

 

Ignore these people and just work on gradually reducing your caffeine intake. you might be able to survive on just one cup a day

 

Where did you get the name Morella from, voice of reason? Edgar Allan Poe?

 

Buy caffeine/wake up pills at the local drug store. They're pennies a pill.

 

Switch to Buckfast Tonic Wine, Scotland's favorite "Wreck the Hoose Juice." A 750 ml bottle is 15% alcohol and
contains 281 mg of caffeine (about eight sodas' worth).

You'll still be loaded with caffeine, but you won't give a xxxx anymore.

 

Man, the JCC should open a rehab clinic.

 

Go on a vendetta against the companies that make energy drinks. Assassinate their executives and blow up their factories. Eventually, after years of fighting, you will have destroyed the issue at the source and will no longer be able to have energy drinks even if you are tempted. Or you'll go to prison or die, in which case you still can't get energy drinks. Plus you'll be doing the world a healthy service!

 

I'm reminded of how much I miss Four Loko in its original form.

 

****, I thought it already was one.

 

Ha, fooled you kiwi!

 

Original Four Loko? Rednecks mixing moonshine and Dr. Pepper?

 

The original Loko had caffeine & taurine mixed in it, which made it perfect to drink on those work nights in which you needed the energy to watch a 2+ hour basketball game, or if you were at a buddies house to watch a movie... it was also hard to find at first, which added to the appeal*. Now it's just a bland malt beverage.

2005-2010



*Each tall can was/is 11% alcohol, so you could get drunk (or highly buzzed) with just one can, and because of caffeine/taurine mix, it wasn't the same as getting drunk with other types of malt liquor.

 

I once found some dried tea leaves which were way more effective than coffee. Weird stuff, no idea what it was, came from some random eastern gift shop. Finished my first year of exams pumped on that thing.

 

I call a spade a spade, and a vixen with an insatiable appetite for penis a vixen with an insatiable appetite for penis.

 

Why do you "need" the energy to do a leisure activity? Especially one like watching a movie, which you could do any time? Isn't the logical solution to being too fatigued in this situation to go to sleep, and try again when you are better rested?

Stop projecting onto your betters.

 

THAT'S WHAT MARGAERY SAID!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

I don't even understand how that's a bad remark. She would certainly not say anything like that, though, as she is neither cruel nor at all an adherent of classism.

 

Nevermind. When are we having this duel?

 

You never appointed a second, whose whole purpose is to arrange those sort of details.

 

Oh. Have your secretary call my secretary, and set a date. I'll turn up.

 

I appoint GrandAdmiralJello. And am entirely unsurprised the no one is willing to support such a blackguard as you in your campaign against a person who is basically perfect.

 

Oh really? I appoint dp4m

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Also, I'll drink some caffeine to prepare.