Before Slipping on a Fruit Peel

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  1. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    "That's impossible."

    Both Master and Padawan were quickly running out of patience in this negotiation. The debate had been repeated every five minutes for over an hour now and there was no sign of either side yielding.

    "Would I lie to you about something like this?" Obi-Wan demanded, waving the evidence in the air.

    "If it meant covering up one of your midnight adventures," Qui-Gon countered, "I wouldn't put it past you on any day of the year."

    "But I'm telling the truth," Obi-Wan protested.

    Qui-gon folded his arms, glaring down his nose at his obstinate apprentice.

    "Let's review this again," he said patiently. "You returned from breakfast with a broken arm and claim that it was the fault of a petalfruit someone left on the refectory floor?"

    "Yes!"

    Qui-Gon shook his head emphatically. "Enough!" he declared. "For your dishonesty, you'll be scrubbing the initiate freshers for the next month!"

    "But Master..."

    "No more!"

    "It's not so hard to..."

    "It's impossible to break your arm by stepping on a petal..."

    There was a bellow of surprised dismay, then a great deal of crashing as Qui-Gon's fall took several trays of medical instruments with him. Then a low, expletive moan.

    "It's not impossible," he smirked. "It's as easy as slipping on a fruit peel."
  2. VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus

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  3. AnakinsHeir Jedi Knight

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    And so there, Qui-Gon!

    "It's impossible to break your arm by stepping on a petal..."

    There was a bellow of surprised dismay, then a great deal of crashing as Qui-Gon's fall took several trays of medical instruments with him. Then a low, expletive moan.

    "It's not impossible," he smirked. "It's as easy as slipping on a fruit peel."


    [face_laugh]

    That will teach him to run his mouth.
  4. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    first I was going to have this conversation between obi and an-paj, but i like anpaj too much.
  5. Jemmiah Jedi Grand Master

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  6. JediMaster_Jen Force Ghost

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  7. MY-T-Chewbacca Jedi Knight

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  8. Obi_Kenobi_Devotee Jedi Knight

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  9. Layren Force Ghost

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    lolol! that was really good ish!
  10. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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  11. MistiWhitesun Jedi Knight

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    Thanks for the smirk. I'm sick, & needed that.

    (I would think Siri would be more likely to have that running-the-mouth thing, but Qui-Gon fits, too.)

    Keep writing! :)
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