"Snakes on a Tie-Fighter"

Will someone please make this fanfilm.

Think of the possibilities.

...

Okay, so there aren't many, but still. 'Snakes on a mother effing Tie-Fighter', people!

 

I worry about you, dude...

But in a good way.

Sage H.

 

Don't post an idea unless you have something to show for it, n00b.

//banned from '2K.

 

n00b??? he's 2 years your senior.

 

sthu, n00b

 

Two? I think you mean eight.

 

Sage H.

 

That's what YOU think. Actually, I've been lurking here since 1974.

 

The boards didn't exist until 83.

 

Really? I could've sworn they were around back in '63. Some n00b said he was going to make a Kennedy assasination fan film.

 

None of you people are funny.

 

I mean registered to post, not age.

 

To be serious... Tie Fighter pilots wear armor like Stormtroopers. Snakes wouldn't be able to do much...


Yeah... That was serious...

 

Actually, don't they wear a kind of rubber jump suit or something of the sorts with an armoured helmet? I'm pretty sure that's the case, and if so, snakes could still do quite a bit venom wise.

(And if some constricters got on the TIE, then anyone would be in trouble! )

 

None of you people are funny.

Seconded.
I didn't laugh. Not once.

 

Yeah. They would fit.

And, also... Think about this... The most venomous snakes (like asps) have very short fangs. I think the space-worthy rubber jumpsuit would prove rather strong against any poisonous snake.

 

I'm laughing my head off. Snakes on a Plane will probably be a horrible movie, but the title is open to all sorts of parodies- like this. If I had the ability, I'd do it...

 

For the record, Snakes are not "POISONOUS" they are "VENOMOUS" you all sound like damn fools when you say it wrong.


BTW When was the internet invented? Cuz we all know the true reason the internet was invented was for Star Wars geeks to unite and look at Asian Pornography anonymously. So he could only be around since the internet was invented.














Those craaaaaaaazy Asians

-edit-

Yeah, if anybody on the forums made Snakes on a Tie-Fighter it'd probably be me, however I gave away almost all of my rubber snakes used in SOAJP to the Neighborhood kids who wouldn't leave us alone.

 

How do you know? Have you ever eaten one?

 

I've had it with these snakes.

 

how about "anacondas on a star destroyer"...

 

Awww, come on, show a little backbone!

 

Funk knows.

 

Snakes on a mother ******* tie-fighter!

 

Hmm... If I make "Snakes on a Train" on the subway, it would technically be a fanfilm right?


- Rico