So NV Snap! Hisss!!!! THE ULTIMATE LIGHTSABER DUEL OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

In some other boards I have seen a popular thread called the ultimate pillow fight, or some variation thereof, where people WHACK each other back and forth.

How much cooler, and how much better a fit on this board than an epic lightsaber duel to end all duels.


You all have a saber, your choice of color, to participate in this, the true, ultimate duel of the fates.





I will begin


SNAP!! HISS!! (A very sinister blade appears, deep crimson in color)

VWOOM! VWOOM!
(swings at Gerson, then with a skillful flick of the wrist backswings at Talon)

 

Axia Euxine with two curved handled lightsabers lands beside Talon her two blades of orange purple igniting with the sound of angry gods. The blades light up her Lekku and Axia blocks Moka's attack on Talon and launches into one of her own, her blades and arms pinwheeling in a cacophony of light and motion. (Kinda of sounds like Voomavoomavoomavoomavoomavooma)

"Hey Talon my old friend, looks like we are going at it again!"

 

Blast!! foiled by Axia again.

Angered by this usurpers meddling, Moka deflects Axia's attacks and returns with a vengeance.

VWOOOOOOMMMMM!!!

(Slashes at Axia)

 

Axia smiles, always one to throw herself into a lightsaber battle and Throws herself into a high arching back flip over Moka. She blocks his attack (Voomvoom BZZZZZ TSSSS VOOM) mid-air and lands behind him and facing away. She flips her blades with an uncanny, inhuman snap of her wrist (Voom) and goes for a backstab to Moka. The grin on Axia's face becomes feral.

 

"Thanks for the save, Axia. It's been a while- where have you been?"

A lightsaber flys from within the left sleeve of Talon's Jedi robe to his waiting left hand. The sliver, black and gold hilt seems slightly longer than normal.

He ignites a strange, dark blue blade, and raises it a brief salute, and then instantly springs into the stance of a form 7 master!

He blindingly slashes at Moka's midsection. (zzzzVOOOM!)

 

(OOT O oh! Moka's in trouble! Two blades to block and only one ignited saber! I Think Im gonna like this thread!)

"Oh here and there Talon, you?"

 

Moka senses Axia's evil intentions, and with uncanny speed and strength he twists his body, and flicks his saber in a counter clockwise downward arch, barely avoiding death. (Crackk!! PAOW!! SIZZLE SSST!)


He smiles, gleefully, at Axia; having finally found someone who seems nearly his equal in skills with a lightsaber.

He lunges forward once again.

(VWOOM!)

 

"Hunting down components for my new saber design, meditating, practicing, hiding... the usual Jedi stuff."


Talon stretches out his right hand, and Moka begins to be pulled towards Talon's outstretched blade.

"I want to introduce you to my lightsaber tip.... Come here, you little hairy... thing. What are you, anyway?"

 

Moka's forward lunge saves him from being cleaved in two by Talon's blade.

Axia spins to face her attacker and blocks his attack in the nick of time. (VoomVoom BZZZZZZ voom) And instead of attacking with her lightsaber run up to him and kicks him in the mid section by not leaping out with a kick but actually walking up his body! Each foot fall can be heard across the battle ground as a dull thumb until Axia reaches his head where she back flips away from him connecting her foot with his head.

Axia lands in her completed back flip with Moka archs into the air towards Talon!

(Thats right boys and girls! MATRIX Lightsaber battle!!))

 

What's this, talon has stepped into the fray?!

No problem.

Moka twists and flips out of the way, flicking Talon's saber attack away with his own, and force pushes Axia back out of sabers reach.

He then tumbles backward head over heals, resembling a brilliant acrobatic gymnast from the days of old.

Once a safe distance from both of his attackers, he holds his saber up once again ready to deflect anything that might come his way.

 

(oot Or thats what Axia would have done, Oh well.)

Axia lets the force push take her to a nearby wall where she uses her feet to spring off towards Moka. She lands nearby to Moka and launches into another attack.

Letting go on one saber she uses the force to guide it and it twirls around to the back of Moka and begins to attack him while Axia continues her assualt from the front.

 

In a surprise to end all surprises, A second saber appears in Moka's other hand, which he ignites (SNAP! HISSS![I love that sound]) and quickly raises in defense of this second attack from behind.

Moka elegantly begins a dance of defense, twisting and turning his body and skillfully blocking attacks from all around in in fast twirling windmill movements.

He slashes at Axia's free floating saber in the air, cutting off its power supply, and causing it to sizzle to a lifeless lump of floating metal.

He then turns his full attention back to Axia, cautiously keeping his senses sharply in tune for another possible surprise attack; he continues the whirling windmill attacks with his two sabers,backing Axia into a corner, and with a forward flip, he tucks then extends his leg and brings a Hammer kick down onto her left clavicle.

 

Talon stretches out his hands, his left hand with a still ignited saber, his right hand with the palm up.

A discarded paper in the corner starts to flutter, and then rises in the air, pushed along by an inexplicable force...

Which suddenly rises to seeming gale force winds, which move and whirl around Moka, picking up bits of debri and equimpent from the room, and begins to strike him all over his body and throws him off balance!

 

Axia launches into a cartwheel away from Moka that saves her clavicle from being destroyed.

She lands on one foot and springs away again to land safely out of Moka's lightsaber reach. Axia takes a look at her saber cleaved in two on the ground and then up at Moka with fire in her eyes.

She then extends her saber out and away from her and pulls aside her robes to reveal a third saber. It too has a curved handle. It springs from her belt and the pommel of the new saber slaps into the pommel of the saber already in her hand with a clap of thunder. It locks into position, the curve of the new saber opposite the curve of the new.

The second saber springs to life, the color of this blade matching the first one leaving Axia with a double bladed orange saber.

She spins the blade on one side of her body, then on the next, back and forth with speed that is blinding. FFFFttfftftfftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftftft (Picture Neo in the agent fight after freeing that metal pole of its concrete end)

The spinning stops and she beckons to the nasty hairy thing to attack, all the while wind whipping around her.

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Disoriented by the debris slamming into his body, Moka seems be at his end. But then in the midst of the vortex, he lowers his sabers at opposite downward angles to his sides, closes his eyes and appears to be intensely focusing on something.


Suddenly his body levitates into the air, and from thirty feet up, he points his lightsaber at a steel crate resting on the ground near Talon. With a flick of his wrist, the crate launches from it's point of rest, and flies toward Talon.

Moka then begins to spin in the air, slowly at first, then faster and faster, lightsabers still ignited in his hands.

In a blur of energy blades and motion resembling a helicopter of death, he floats toward Axia, who is waiting readily for this attack.

The resulting exchange of blows is mind boggling in it's speed and intensity.

Moka works his way closer and closer to Axia, and before she can react ducks to avoid one of her swings, then turns and drops in under her defenses.

A blade flicks out of the pommel of his right handed saber, which he plunges into Axia's thigh. Then, backs quickly away and awaits Axia's next move.

 

Axia's move is so fast as to become a blur, she appears to be in two places at once. Her lightsaber spins and one blade connects with the lightsaber hilt that was aimed at her thigh. The blade of that weapon disappears as the hilt is sliced in half.

Axia looks down to see a smoking wound on her thigh. Hmmm, not fast enough apparently.

"You see? She's just a man."

Axia looks over to the man with a strange accent who suddenly appeared. "What? A man? hunh?" Axia force pushes him out of the immediate area and launches into another attack against Moka. Its blinding and intense and Axia sets up Moka for the move that will finish him. It never fails.

Which is why when Moka blocks it Axia is surprised. "Hmmm, upgrades." Cool music starts and the battle insues.

(OOT Helicopter of Death ROFLMAO)

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Talon uses the force to unbuckle his quick release boots, and then once barefoot, runs up the side of a wall and onto the ceiling, where he continues to attack Moka from that bizarre angle! (He has levels in Dark Force Witch)


Hacking back and forth, Talon takes the opportunity to use gravity...


"You are no match for us!" (Talon spits, and if falls down to land squarely on Moka's hairy head).

 

"I see that you have been practicing Axia. Hmm, perhaps I should stop holding back and let you see the full extent of my skill."

Moka then holds out the saber that was in his off hand and depresses a switch with his pinky. Suddenly a second blade appears out of what appeared to simply be the pommel, and he leaps forward toward Axia for the

DOUBLE DOUBLE BLADED LIGHTSABER DUEL OF DESTRUCTION

(That's right, A DOUBLE DOUBLE, and speaking of which, it is almost time for lunch).

VWOOM! VWOOM! CRRAAACK!! SIZZLE! SNAP! VWOOM!!


Sensing a force loogie about to drop on his head, he quickly sidesteps and while holding AXIA off with one hand, he extends the other up toward Talon, revealing a bracer on his forearm. A high pressure stream of black fluid sprays up mainly hitting Talon's Feet. Talon relizes that he has just been force oil slicked and begins to lose hit footing on the cieling. As he slips, excess oil drips onto AXIA's lekku.

 

"What the?"

Axia backflips out of the way and wipes off the oil from her Lekku. She then takes out her comlink.

"Yeah. Jocasta? I need a download for a new weapon, heres my idea." She whispers the rest into the comlink and then puts it away. Then Axia holds her double bladed lightsaber away from her horizontal to the ground. The second saber falls away to stop mid-air a foot from the hilt Axia is holding onto. An energy bidder between the two hilts appears connecting the two weapons.

Axia launches back into the battle with her wild weapon and sneaks under Moka's defenses to destroy his newly revealed toy. Axia's new weapon is unwieldly and just as dangerous to Axia as it is to Moka. Or so some would like to believe. Axia wields it as if she was born to it. During the fight she runs up the side of a wall and spin-kicks Moka.

The Scene slows as does the music when Moka spins into the air from the force of the kick. In slow-mo Axia presses her attack but Moka is able to block the blows mid midflight. Axia spins to keep the momentum of her new weapon going. Each blocked hit cuases the blade to bounce back into her direction making the spinning attacks neccessary.

Moka lands and the film and music resume normal speed.

(The audience goes INSANE!!! ITS THE COOLEST FIGHT EVER!!!!)

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(Yes, yes it is the coolest fight scene ever)

"Axia, we are both far too skillful with a saber and this will go on forever as the most epic far reaching duel of all time. Perhaps we should combine our efforts to those who are just observing the great battle of our time."

With that, Moka salutes Axia respectfully and turns to the entire rest of the TSS in a challenging pose.

 

"Very Very True." Axia returns her Saber to a duel bladed variety and awaits a challenger from somewhere else.

"Anybody?" Axia challenges while keeping her senses open for a surpise attack from Moka.

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Acthar, in feat of pure showmanship, ignites his lightsaber and emerges from the shadows. He twirls it all around his body in an amazing show of light and whirring lightsabery sounds. he then quickly flicks the saber and his head falls off. he is dead.

 

(OOT ROFLMAO, I actually laughed out loud at that one!!)

Axia stares dumbfounded at the new 'opponent' who is now headless thanks to his opening attack.

"ummmmm."

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Talon walks up and picks up the head of Acthar.

"I will save this head for Darkstar's collection." with that, he puts it in his satchel.


Talon takes his place near Axia and Moka.

 

Talon looks around. "No one seems to be stepping up to the challenge."