So NV Snap! Hisss!!!! THE ULTIMATE LIGHTSABER DUEL OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION

Dude, she's already there. :/

anyways.

SHE IS VERY VERY VERY MENACING!!!!!

 

acthar disappates and re-isappates in many different action figues. He is now an army of g.i.joes and ninja turtles! the new acthar brigade busts out of their respective boxes, runs off the shelves and starts using their kungfu grip and real launching missles on jaded.

 

Looks around Spain. "crap!"

 

Petra watches Axia run off and think, ¨uh....axia....the battle´s....back...there....oh well necvermind¨
she then sends her bonegnawer of death and destruction to demolish the toy army!!!!!! ALL SHALL PERISH FROM HIS MIGHT!!!!!!! He really likes plastic!!! mmm! mmm!

 

"finally someone has notice my menacing vibes" the jaded jedi thinks to herself. she rolls her eyes and throws back her hood to reveal....
































rows and rows of sharp jagged shark teeth in a mouth sooooo huge that Petra's bonenawer could fit inside!!!

tremble before me!! A single ruby blade ignites from her left hand (yes left) and in a suprisingly graceful samari inspired sweep, she mangles the front rows of acthar's pitiful army whilst laughing rancorously!

 

Moka's army of darkness charges forward and clashes into the fray of battle already in motion. With ease the vicious Barnes eat alive many Ninja Turtles and GI Joes, then maul Petra;s Bonegnawer while the Big Birds peck out it's eyes.

Moka Himself is surrounded by his guard od playsckool star wars playsets, and takes in the full scope of the brutal scene before him as a smirk curls across his lips.

The Wiggles Cavalry Continues charging slashing at everything they see with their evil featherswords riding their Barney's of death, and continue to chant their disheartening, "Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy! Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!"

 

Axia arrives back from spain and sees her decimated army and the strange "yummy" things. She bolts to the discount, super clearance aisle and recruits....

GODZILLA!!!

Not one but dozens of Godzilla to eat Moka's strange army!!

 

moka also see's the clearance aisle and before Axia can act he recruits all of the old "Beastmaster toys" who within minutes have all of the godzilla's under their control with their mighty Beastmastering ways....

 

hey! You cheated! Axia runs back over to the Star Wars aisle and launches a legion of gunships and executes an aerial attack on his once allied beastmastered Godzillas!

 

Talon's eyes gets wide, and quickly runs to the corner of the store to take cover from the carnage. On his way, he grabs multiple boxes of legos, and his is seen using the force to build something really fast, and soon he is finished, and sends into the fray...


A lifesize Lego Darth Vader!

With is raspy breathing, the dark, jagged silhouette makes his way into the fray, red saber burning!

"Don't be too proud of your Wiggle song 'Fruit Salad...' It is no match for the Dark Side!"

Jeff Wiggle is the first to fall, head melted away!

 

what has become of this thread . . .

*blink* *blink*

(cant believe what Inean is reading)

 

Moka's playskool Speeders, Naboo fighters, X-wing fighters, and Millenium falcons race to meet Axias flying force in the air.



The remaining Wiggles turn to face the threat of The Lego Vader. Suddenly, Playskool Mace Windu Leaps between them and Lego Vader. He uses his Playskool knight Speed and rushes to pull one of the lego's from the bottom of Vaders foot. It turns out to be the cornerstone of the entire Vader lego structure and without this vital piece Lego Vader comes crashing to the ground shattering into thousands of dimpled plastic squares.

 

bump

 

hahahaha!!!!

 

Talon gurgles in horror, eyes wide open, and runs to another aisle, and unleashes a horde of Furbys!! But wait, these are dark side Furbys, with dark circles under their eyes, and red eyes and fangs and crusty blood in their fingernails! The rush into the fray, and soon, the rest of the Wiggles fall, still gasping out Fruit Salad! Next, the Furby's turn toward the very menacing Jaded Jedi, and attack!!

 

"Dear God! It's the furby's. Their only weakness is screaming drooling two year olds. WE MUST FIND SOME!!"

 

Moka runs back to the pre-school toys aisle and in a blink gains the control of several toddlers minds, whom he then unleashes onto the furby scum...

Drool flies...Furbies scream in agony as their limbs are pulled off and their heads are bitten into...then all goes silent as the last furby is destroyed and the toddlers of terror sink into slumber for naptime; their bellies glistening in the flourescent lighting, bloated from the flesh of furbies....

 

Before launching into the air Axia's aerial forces replaced all the batteries in Moka's forces with stale old batteries, his forces are no match for the fresh-batteried forces of Axia!

 

Talon finds the Big Bag 'O Marbles, and spills out several bags all over the aisles! What were once confident warriors are now slipping and sliding, falling on their own sharp weapons!

(Although Talon uses the force to move all the sleeping 2 year olds down the aisle and into the quiet back room, where they can continue to sleep unharmed)

 

Good thing my forces are in the air!

 

Petra Blakkwing decides to turn from here evil ways, and seeing that the others have made a huge mess of the store the employees work SOOOOO hard to clean she uses herr grand force cleaning powers and sucks everything thing around her into a swirling vortex of doom and destr....wait no...this is the new, imporved Petra.... a swirling vortex of ..... peace.....and..... uh....cleanliness..... she is not the Force Master of Housekeeping.....move over Martha Stewart!!! Soon, the store is spotless, all the evil forces are swept away, and all the battling force users must start over and make up new ways to kill each other because this thread makes no sense and was getting redundant....


GAME ON!!!

 

"ITT"SSSS CLLEEAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!"


Moka says, "Computer, end program." And suddenly the newly cleaned Toys'R Us that had been there disappears revealing a holodeck aboard the USS Enterprise (the one from the Next Generation).

Moka then says, "Computer, run the Mallrats program."

And around everyone appears the Mall from mallrats. In the corner are Jay and Silent Bob. The Moka looks around puzzled and says, "No this is too cliche. Computer, run the Geonosian colliseum program."

Everyone then finds themselves in the midst of the colliseum from the climactic scenes of Star Wars Episode II. Moka reignites his two sabers and says, "This Party's over. Let's get it ooonnnnn!!!"

 

*blink, blink*

AUGHHHHHH!!!

the jaded jedi begins to burn in the sun. she dies.

 

In the corner, Talon has somehow found the physical limits of the holodeck, and has removed a small panel, seemingly from a red, rocky wall. From within the panel, he pulls out a tri-linear memory module. Glancing at is buffer indicator he mumbles, "Excellent. It hasn't dumped it's data yet." He reverses it's polarity, and the resets the phase inducer, and then reinserts in into its slot. Glancing around him at the raging battle of jedi, droids, Geonosians and beasts, he smiles to himself, hits the reconnect switch, and closes the panel to bring the module online. Talon stands up and looks around expectantly...

There is a whining noise that fills the arena, the jedi glance around at the sky, as if expecting a new aerial threat. The ground trembles slightly, bringing a few droids crashing to the ground.

"Computer, reboot current holodeck program." Talon says with authority.

"Unable to safely comply," the feminine computer voice states, "the phase inducing feed is receiving dual streams."

Talon looks around at the area of beings, momentarily confused by the feminine voice that is coming out of thin air. "Computer, reboot current holodeck program, Safety override Wolfe Omega Seven."

"Complying now..." The feminine voice stops, and time seems to slow down in the arena for a second. Then from out of nowhere appears...

A portion of the mall from Mallrats, in the middle of the Geonosian arena! One whole end of the mall on the top and bottom levels opens to the arena, and the mall is still filled with many shoppers, who look around them in fear! Except for two of them, who look around and then look at each other and then the skinny one says "SNOOOCHY BOOOCHIES! LET'S SCORE SOME LIGHTSABERS AND OPEN UP A CAN! CMON, SILENT BOB!"

Jay and Silent Bob make their way through the screaming mall goers, and make their way through the arena, looking around for any kind of weapon.

 

one word....two syllable.... SAW-WEET!!!