P.Rico Snappy Answers to Star Wars Lines Game

Ok, this is a game I just made up. Lets see how it'll fly.

Here's the rules (very simple):

First person posts a line from the movies.

Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

Second person posts a line from the movies.

Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
And so on. . .


Here is an example, so you can better understand.


BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

LUKE: You old @%#$^% bastard!!!!! A certain point of view my a$$!!! Go and eat your oat bran, you #^$#&!!!


Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle. Ok. . .now go!

 

Anakin: "Qui-Gon sir, what are midi-chlorians?"

 

Qui Gon: "D*MN you kid. Cant you shut your !@#$%^& mouth for a minute!!! Besides, you are too dumb to understand that..."

 

you need to post yours now

 

veamos que sacan de esta..

Anakin: "Excuse me milady, i'm in charge of security here"

 

Everyone in the room: "JAJAJAJAJA"

Naboo politician: "This kid sure knows how to make one laugh. He must have delusions of grandeur".

Naboo Politician 2: "Look at the way he's looking at us. He thinks it's scary and intimidating. UHHHHHHHHH JAJAJA".

Padme <to Anakin>: "Look, if you keep saying stupid things like that, you will NOT get any tonight".

Naboo Politicians: "Oh MY GOD. He's gonna cry. AHHHHH WHAT?? ARE YOU GONNA RUN AND GET YOUR MOMMY???

Padme: "Nah, she's probably dead by now in that horrible planet Tatooine. <to Anakin> Shut up and stay quiet".
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Mace Windu: "This party is over"

 

Vamos a ver esta:
ObiWan: "Anakin, dont do anythin without first consulting under myself or the council"

 

Anakin: WTF do you mean by that? i'm not a little boy that has to ask everybody for permision... i'm the chosen one, i can do whatever i want, the force is with me, perks of the job Obi...

 

OMG! This game is Awesome!!! VERY FUNNY STUFF here!

 

Mace Windu: "This party is over"

 

Dooku: You see any balloons here, you idiot!!! *mocking* this party is over. . .this party is over. . . Unless I look like a friggin' clown, there was no party you #%#^&$%!!!




EDIT:

Leia: I love you. . .

 

Solo: You Love me?!? You love me?!? Well guess what your highness, I don't love you. So you better start trying to get with Luke cause Im wait outta your league. So just get some freakin schoolboy or somehin like that...



Try this one:
Vader: "ObiWan never told you what happenned to your father..."

 

Sorry for being out of place, pero vi esto hace un tiempo en otro thread y me mori de la risa imaginandome la escena:

Elan: "Wanna buy some deathsticks?"
Obi-Wan: "Sure!"

 

Luke: "He told me enough, he told me that all of a sudden he began cross dressing and joined the Galaxy Riverdance Squad..."



Vader: "...a sister, so you have a twin sister, your feelings have betrayed her too"

 

Luke: "...Ooh, Leia, ooh, Leia. You know I like it like that. Mmm yeah..."

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Yoda: "Your weapons, you will not need them."

 

Can I bring my mentos? They freshen my breath. . .you want one. . .

Dododododowaaaab. . .

*Mentos commercials*

*Luke pops a mentos and raises his Xwing*
*Then he winks at Yoda who shrugs*

Mentos, the forcemaker. . .

 

YODA: YOur weapons, you will not need them.

>and who the #e!! you think you are giving orders like that you dirty, lil', bastard?

 

Try this one.

Jar Jar: Ani?

 

*Says nothing and cuts JarJar's head off with his lightsaber*
QuiGon should have done this a loooooong time ago.
Obi-Wan: Good call, my young Padawan.

 

Anakin: "Who you calling young? Your mamma master. I've grown and DAMMIT you dont manage to see that. Even Padme realizes that. Why can't you? DAMN Now Im pised of.."

 

"Who's scruffy lookin'?

 

Leia: "You are, you nerfherder idiot! Even my brother is hotter than you - then again...(thinks for a moment) okay, Hanny, can we be friends?"

 

JarJar: Obi? Ooooobbiiiiiiii!!!!

 

Obi: "NO, I'm not Obi, OBI is that one over there..." *points towards anakin*.

 

Check this out:

Sidious: 'Welcome home, Lord Tyrannus.'