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Discussion in 'Latin America General Discussion' started by Corran_Horn_, Jun 22, 2002.

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  1. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sidious:"...join me while we watch my newest DVD. FEMALE TWI'LEKS GONE WILD. And guess what, is not sold in stores..."
     
  2. Xanatos_nwo

    Xanatos_nwo Jedi Master star 3

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  3. Xanatos_nwo

    Xanatos_nwo Jedi Master star 3

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    Vader: "If you only knew the power of the Dark-Side."
     
  4. MegaJediRafa

    MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Continuando la de Jedi Boricua: "Since I ordered it before the commercial was over, I got Sexy Jabba the Hutt Slaves absolutely free".

    Continuando la de Xanatos
    Luke: "I know, I wouldn't be on this Ku Klux Klan people brag to me all the time. But I'm a grownup now, don't you think I deserve a little privacy?"



    Bobba Fett: "What is it, dad?"
     
  5. Khal_DRhonn

    Khal_DRhonn Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jango: Well, it's this Athlete's Foot... it's really bothering me. Damn the humidity here on Kamino!
    ---
    Owen Lars: I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol?
     
  6. Corran_Horn_

    Corran_Horn_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No, you old fart. I'm programmed for pleasure and massages. Why else would they make me into this gorgeous golden Adonis. . .and I work AC/DC, if you catch my drift. . .nudge, nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean?





    Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
     
  7. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Tyrannus: Welcome home? I've started your silly war, I 've done every single and twisted possible thing you could come up with, even get dressed as Queen Amidala, to satesfy your sick represed fellings towards her, and you can only say welcome home???
     
  8. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Next:

    Vader: What is thy biding, my Master?
     
  9. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Darh Sidious looks at him and says in an aggresive tone* "I knew you where into that dominatrix stuff. Leave me alone, and stop playing with tha vacuum droid, you tool!!!"*







    Maul:"Is it time to reveal ourselves to the jedis?"
     
  10. Jihad_MuadDib

    Jihad_MuadDib Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yes my young aprentice. Reveal ourselves whe must. Whe've been playing this hide and seek game for a month now and still thay can spoted us, so I guess whe won. Let's play another game now shall whe?


    Vader: Calrissian, take the wookie and the princess to my ship
     
  11. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Vader: And prepare the Long Rubber glove.
    Lando: Yuck!









    Vader: "Luke I am your father....."
     
  12. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Luke: No, Ben told me he was a grate Jedi
    Vader: But I AM your father
    Luke: NO! he was a great pilot and a hero from the clone wars
    Vader : For the last time...I AM your father
    Luke: Imposible, you can't be my father, I am white, you are black
    Vader: That's it!! (Vader lowers his pants)
    Search your pants, you'll know it to be true.

    Luke stares at Vader, then look into his own pants...then realizes it's the true...

    Luke: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    Yoda (from a dsitance): Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size you did too, Luke, hear you nothing that I said?



    Next:

    Yoda: No!, try not. Do , or do not. There is no try.
     
  13. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Luke: " SO that means that I can use the Jedi mind trick on chicks and its not bad?.....Well you said do or do not, there is no try and thats a sure way of gettign a chick!!!"








    Obi Wan: "I swear one day you will be the death of me......"
     
  14. Khal_DRhonn

    Khal_DRhonn Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Anakin: "Why not today?"
    *Anakin takes out his lightsaber and cuts his master in half*
    Anakin: "Now, how about some death sticks. Hmm, hey you! Over here!"
    --
    Count Dooku: "As you can see, my Jedi powers are far more powerful. Now, back down."
     
  15. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Obiwan: "You on Viagra Old men? I'm a young british stud, you can't take me!"





    Padme: "I do not have time to discuss this in a comitee"
     
  16. Corran_Horn_

    Corran_Horn_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Valorum: Awww, shucks Amidala...you never have time for anything anymore. . .



    Red Leader: Cut the chatter Red Two!
     
  17. Khal_DRhonn

    Khal_DRhonn Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Red Two: Damn it! How does he know I installed ICQ in my Targeting Computer?
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    Obi-Wan: You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will find Yoda: the Jedi master who trained me.
     
  18. digital-skywalker

    digital-skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Luke: To the Dagobah system? why? i wanted to go to Tosche Station to get some power converters with my friends....

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    Anakin: It's All Obi-Wan's fault, he's holding me back!
     
  19. Khal_DRhonn

    Khal_DRhonn Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Cliegg Lars: Argh, that scurvy knave! He could be holdin' me leg, too! Aaargh!
    --
    Jocasta Nu: I'm sorry, Master Kenobi. If it is not in our records, then it does not exist.
     
  20. digital-skywalker

    digital-skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Obi: perhaps you old lady forgot to add it to the friggin archives, it's all your fault... i should ignite my sabre and go whoop ya' @ss... now, i wont ask you again... where the ***k is planet Kamino?

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    Jar Jar: Yousa saved mesa life again, now mesa your humble servant
     
  21. Corran_Horn_

    Corran_Horn_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Qui-Gon (to Obi-Wan): You think he'll taste good in a stew?




    Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
     
  22. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Han: "Look who's talking, by the way Dunkin Donuts called, they want their buns back!"






    Keeping with Han:

    "Laugh it up Furball"


    ***ACLARACION: AQUI PUEDE CONTESTAR CHEWIE, ASI QUE HAGAN LA CONTESTACION TRADUCIDA A BASIC, O PONGAN A OTRO PERSONAJE***




     
  23. Jihad_MuadDib

    Jihad_MuadDib Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Leia: So he saw you "furball" too, I always knew you where too much attached to each other, this confimrs it. Disgusting.
    Luke: Ugh!! perverts.


    Next:
    Vader: SO, you have a twin sister!
     
  24. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL Jihad...BTW ya hicimos esa...
     
  25. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    New one then...

    Tarkin: "There, you see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable."
     
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