P.Rico Snappy Answers to Star Wars Lines Game

Sidious:"...join me while we watch my newest DVD. FEMALE TWI'LEKS GONE WILD. And guess what, is not sold in stores..."

 

LOL ^

 

Vader: "If you only knew the power of the Dark-Side."

 

Continuando la de Jedi Boricua: "Since I ordered it before the commercial was over, I got Sexy Jabba the Hutt Slaves absolutely free".

Continuando la de Xanatos
Luke: "I know, I wouldn't be on this Ku Klux Klan people brag to me all the time. But I'm a grownup now, don't you think I deserve a little privacy?"



Bobba Fett: "What is it, dad?"

 

Jango: Well, it's this Athlete's Foot... it's really bothering me. Damn the humidity here on Kamino!
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Owen Lars: I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol?

 

No, you old fart. I'm programmed for pleasure and massages. Why else would they make me into this gorgeous golden Adonis. . .and I work AC/DC, if you catch my drift. . .nudge, nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean?





Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

 

Tyrannus: Welcome home? I've started your silly war, I 've done every single and twisted possible thing you could come up with, even get dressed as Queen Amidala, to satesfy your sick represed fellings towards her, and you can only say welcome home???

 

Next:

Vader: What is thy biding, my Master?

 

*Darh Sidious looks at him and says in an aggresive tone* "I knew you where into that dominatrix stuff. Leave me alone, and stop playing with tha vacuum droid, you tool!!!"*







Maul:"Is it time to reveal ourselves to the jedis?"

 

Yes my young aprentice. Reveal ourselves whe must. Whe've been playing this hide and seek game for a month now and still thay can spoted us, so I guess whe won. Let's play another game now shall whe?


Vader: Calrissian, take the wookie and the princess to my ship

 

Vader: And prepare the Long Rubber glove.
Lando: Yuck!









Vader: "Luke I am your father....."

 

Luke: No, Ben told me he was a grate Jedi
Vader: But I AM your father
Luke: NO! he was a great pilot and a hero from the clone wars
Vader : For the last time...I AM your father
Luke: Imposible, you can't be my father, I am white, you are black
Vader: That's it!! (Vader lowers his pants)
Search your pants, you'll know it to be true.

Luke stares at Vader, then look into his own pants...then realizes it's the true...

Luke: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Yoda (from a dsitance): Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size you did too, Luke, hear you nothing that I said?



Next:

Yoda: No!, try not. Do , or do not. There is no try.

 

Luke: " SO that means that I can use the Jedi mind trick on chicks and its not bad?.....Well you said do or do not, there is no try and thats a sure way of gettign a chick!!!"








Obi Wan: "I swear one day you will be the death of me......"

 

Anakin: "Why not today?"
*Anakin takes out his lightsaber and cuts his master in half*
Anakin: "Now, how about some death sticks. Hmm, hey you! Over here!"
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Count Dooku: "As you can see, my Jedi powers are far more powerful. Now, back down."

 

Obiwan: "You on Viagra Old men? I'm a young british stud, you can't take me!"





Padme: "I do not have time to discuss this in a comitee"

 

Valorum: Awww, shucks Amidala...you never have time for anything anymore. . .



Red Leader: Cut the chatter Red Two!

 

Red Two: Damn it! How does he know I installed ICQ in my Targeting Computer?
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Obi-Wan: You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will find Yoda: the Jedi master who trained me.

 

Luke: To the Dagobah system? why? i wanted to go to Tosche Station to get some power converters with my friends....

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Anakin: It's All Obi-Wan's fault, he's holding me back!

 

Cliegg Lars: Argh, that scurvy knave! He could be holdin' me leg, too! Aaargh!
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Jocasta Nu: I'm sorry, Master Kenobi. If it is not in our records, then it does not exist.

 

Obi: perhaps you old lady forgot to add it to the friggin archives, it's all your fault... i should ignite my sabre and go whoop ya' @ss... now, i wont ask you again... where the ***k is planet Kamino?

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Jar Jar: Yousa saved mesa life again, now mesa your humble servant

 

Qui-Gon (to Obi-Wan): You think he'll taste good in a stew?




Leia: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!

 

Han: "Look who's talking, by the way Dunkin Donuts called, they want their buns back!"






Keeping with Han:

"Laugh it up Furball"


***ACLARACION: AQUI PUEDE CONTESTAR CHEWIE, ASI QUE HAGAN LA CONTESTACION TRADUCIDA A BASIC, O PONGAN A OTRO PERSONAJE***

 

Leia: So he saw you "furball" too, I always knew you where too much attached to each other, this confimrs it. Disgusting.
Luke: Ugh!! perverts.


Next:
Vader: SO, you have a twin sister!

 

LOL Jihad...BTW ya hicimos esa...

 

New one then...

Tarkin: "There, you see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable."