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Snappy Answers to SW Lines

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Spike_Spiegel, Mar 20, 2003.

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  1. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ok, this is a game I just made up. Lets see how it'll fly.

    Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

    Here's the rules (very simple):

    First person posts a line from the movies.

    Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

    Second person posts a line from the movies.

    Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
    And so on. . .


    Here is an example, so you can better understand.


    BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

    LUKE: What! You've got to be kidding me, you senile sand monkey! Point of view my butt!


    Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.

    Ok. . .now go!



    First line:


    Anakin: You call that a diplomatic solution?

    [hl=black]Strilo[/hl] edit: This game has reached 200 pages. As such it will be on hiatus for a month and can then be restarted.
     
  2. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    No, I call it wiping my a$$.

    How was that?

    The Picnic
     
  3. DarthWeenie

    DarthWeenie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 2, 2002
    Padme: You call that acting?

    I have it, my father has it,...my...sister has it.



    EDIT: Dang! Picnic just beat weenster to it!
     
  4. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Leia: I hope its cheescake...tell me its cheesecake!






    Next:


    Ben: In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.
     
  5. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Han: Whatever, Mr. jumping out of the 500 story building with no safety harness.

    next:

    Luke: But I want to go to Tashi station and pick up some power converters!
     
  6. DarthWeenie

    DarthWeenie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 2, 2002
    Ben: Now, here's your lightsaber, and a four leafed clover. You'll need them to fight Vader. If you gotta lose one, lose the lightsaber. And throw this salt over your shoulder before you go. Dont ask why. Just trust me.


    The harvest is when I need you the most.
     
  7. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Luke: Of course it is you lazy worthless son of a......

    next:

    Yoda: Judge me by my size do you?
     
  8. DarthWeenie

    DarthWeenie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 2, 2002
    Yaddle: As long as circumsised you are, its all good. :D

    But why must you confront him?
     
  9. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Luke: Well, to be honest, things are kind of boring here. And that one Ewok has been giving me the eye all night. Plus Hans a prick.

    next:

    Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side!
     
  10. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 12, 2002
    Luke: Well, if its dark, I can't see it can I you helmeted moron!


    NEXT

    Sidious: Wipe them out, all of them!
     
  11. KenKenobi

    KenKenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 11, 2002
    Gunray: You must be joking. Jedi are like Kligons on Uranus! You can't just wipe them out!


    ;) :p


    Next..


    Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this...



    [hl=purple]Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;) [/hl]
     
  12. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Obi-Wan: "Oh, you're just saying that because of the impending doom, that's all. Say, where's your arm?"

    next

    Padme: "I truly, deeply, love you."
     
  13. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    May 15, 2001
    Anakin: "Ditto"


    Next...

    Han: "Flying through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!"
     
  14. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Luke: "Dustin Crops? Never heard of the guy!"

    okay, that was bad..... sorry.

    Next:

    Vader: "Your powers are weak old man."
     
  15. MoronDude

    MoronDude Jedi Knight star 6

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    Obi-Wan: Well, your odor is strong! Phew!



    -----

    Watto: How's you gonna pay for all this?
     
  16. KenKenobi

    KenKenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 11, 2002
    Qui-Gon: My friend Jar-Jar here is good at working the street corners. I'm sure he will gather enough credits through his..

    *Qui-Gon looks at Jar-Jar*

    ...exotic ways... *Qui-Gon winks at Watto*



    Next..

    Palpatine: And now, Young Skywalker...you will die...



    [hl=purple]Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;) [/hl]
     
  17. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Luke(portrayed by Norm MacDonald): "What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, seeing as i was just being COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FRIED FROM THE INSIDE OUT BY LIGHTNING!!! Jerk."

    Next..

    C3PO "What do you mean... naked?"

     
  18. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Aug 17, 2002
    Artoo: *Whistle ;)*



    Luke: NOOOO!

    [hl=purple]All you need is love![/hl]
     
  19. KenKenobi

    KenKenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jar-Jar: Meesa tinka yousa have a anger problem, yousa Jeedai Skywalker...meesa tink yousa need to calma yousa self down and-

    *Luke slices off Jar-Jar's head* ;)


    Next...


    Dex: No, it's beyond the Outer Rim. I'd say about twelve parsecs outside the Rishi Maze, toward the south. It should be easy to find, even for those droids in your archive to find. Those Kaminoans keep to themselves. They're cloners. Damned good ones, too.


    [hl=purple]Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;) [/hl]
     
  20. crazybirdman

    crazybirdman Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 24, 2003
    R2: beep beep beep
    ( trust me, that's really funny when you translate it)

    NEXT: "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
     
  21. KenKenobi

    KenKenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 11, 2002
    Luke: It ain't the size of the wave, it's the motion in the ocean... ;)



    Next...



    Leia: I love you!



    [hl=purple]Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;) [/hl]
     
  22. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Han: You'd better! :mad:

    next

    Palpatine: "I love democracy."
     
  23. crazybirdman

    crazybirdman Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 24, 2003
    "Is't just not right for us"

    Next: they didn't even ask me any questions
     
  24. KenKenobi

    KenKenobi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jul 11, 2002
    Lando: Democracy? Yeah buddy, you love it alright. How about I love it up your wrinkly hind-end? You son-of-a-nerf-herder...come get some of the funk masta! Wazow!


    Next...


    Mace: This party's over.



    [hl=purple]Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;) [/hl]
     
  25. urgent_jedi_picnic

    urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 14, 2003
    Dooku: But I was gonna show slides of my vacation to Kamino with Jango!

    next...

    Yoda: "The shroud of the darkside has fallen."
     
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