Snappy Answers to SW Lines

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  1. Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod

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    Aug 12, 2002
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    Ok, this is a game I just made up. Lets see how it'll fly.

    Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

    Here's the rules (very simple):

    First person posts a line from the movies.

    Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

    Second person posts a line from the movies.

    Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
    And so on. . .


    Here is an example, so you can better understand.


    BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

    LUKE: What! You've got to be kidding me, you senile sand monkey! Point of view my butt!


    Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.

    Ok. . .now go!



    First line:


    Anakin: You call that a diplomatic solution?

    Strilo edit: This game has reached 200 pages. As such it will be on hiatus for a month and can then be restarted.
  2. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    No, I call it wiping my a$$.

    How was that?

    The Picnic
  3. DarthWeenie Jedi Master

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    Sep 2, 2002
    star 4
    Padme: You call that acting?

    I have it, my father has it,...my...sister has it.



    EDIT: Dang! Picnic just beat weenster to it!
  4. Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod

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    Aug 12, 2002
    star 6
    Leia: I hope its cheescake...tell me its cheesecake!






    Next:


    Ben: In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.
  5. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    Han: Whatever, Mr. jumping out of the 500 story building with no safety harness.

    next:

    Luke: But I want to go to Tashi station and pick up some power converters!
  6. DarthWeenie Jedi Master

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    Sep 2, 2002
    star 4
    Ben: Now, here's your lightsaber, and a four leafed clover. You'll need them to fight Vader. If you gotta lose one, lose the lightsaber. And throw this salt over your shoulder before you go. Dont ask why. Just trust me.


    The harvest is when I need you the most.
  7. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    Luke: Of course it is you lazy worthless son of a......

    next:

    Yoda: Judge me by my size do you?
  8. DarthWeenie Jedi Master

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    Sep 2, 2002
    star 4
    Yaddle: As long as circumsised you are, its all good. :D

    But why must you confront him?
  9. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
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    Luke: Well, to be honest, things are kind of boring here. And that one Ewok has been giving me the eye all night. Plus Hans a prick.

    next:

    Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side!
  10. Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod

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    Aug 12, 2002
    star 6
    Luke: Well, if its dark, I can't see it can I you helmeted moron!


    NEXT

    Sidious: Wipe them out, all of them!
  11. KenKenobi Force Ghost

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    Jul 11, 2002
    star 6
    Gunray: You must be joking. Jedi are like Kligons on Uranus! You can't just wipe them out!


    ;) :p


    Next..


    Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this...



    Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;)
  12. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    Obi-Wan: "Oh, you're just saying that because of the impending doom, that's all. Say, where's your arm?"

    next

    Padme: "I truly, deeply, love you."
  13. DarthGelatinous Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 15, 2001
    star 2
    Anakin: "Ditto"


    Next...

    Han: "Flying through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!"
  14. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    Luke: "Dustin Crops? Never heard of the guy!"

    okay, that was bad..... sorry.

    Next:

    Vader: "Your powers are weak old man."
  15. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2000
    star 6
    Obi-Wan: Well, your odor is strong! Phew!



    -----

    Watto: How's you gonna pay for all this?
  16. KenKenobi Force Ghost

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    Jul 11, 2002
    star 6
    Qui-Gon: My friend Jar-Jar here is good at working the street corners. I'm sure he will gather enough credits through his..

    *Qui-Gon looks at Jar-Jar*

    ...exotic ways... *Qui-Gon winks at Watto*



    Next..

    Palpatine: And now, Young Skywalker...you will die...



    Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;)
  17. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    Luke(portrayed by Norm MacDonald): "What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, seeing as i was just being COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FRIED FROM THE INSIDE OUT BY LIGHTNING!!! Jerk."

    Next..

    C3PO "What do you mean... naked?"

  18. lumberjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 17, 2002
    star 5
    Artoo: *Whistle ;)*



    Luke: NOOOO!

    All you need is love!
  19. KenKenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 11, 2002
    star 6
    Jar-Jar: Meesa tinka yousa have a anger problem, yousa Jeedai Skywalker...meesa tink yousa need to calma yousa self down and-

    *Luke slices off Jar-Jar's head* ;)


    Next...


    Dex: No, it's beyond the Outer Rim. I'd say about twelve parsecs outside the Rishi Maze, toward the south. It should be easy to find, even for those droids in your archive to find. Those Kaminoans keep to themselves. They're cloners. Damned good ones, too.


    Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;)
  20. crazybirdman Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 24, 2003
    star 4
    R2: beep beep beep
    ( trust me, that's really funny when you translate it)

    NEXT: "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
  21. KenKenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 11, 2002
    star 6
    Luke: It ain't the size of the wave, it's the motion in the ocean... ;)



    Next...



    Leia: I love you!



    Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;)
  22. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    Han: You'd better! :mad:

    next

    Palpatine: "I love democracy."
  23. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    Feb 24, 2003
    star 4
    "Is't just not right for us"

    Next: they didn't even ask me any questions
  24. KenKenobi Force Ghost

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    Jul 11, 2002
    star 6
    Lando: Democracy? Yeah buddy, you love it alright. How about I love it up your wrinkly hind-end? You son-of-a-nerf-herder...come get some of the funk masta! Wazow!


    Next...


    Mace: This party's over.



    Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day ;)
  25. urgent_jedi_picnic Jedi Master

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    Jan 14, 2003
    star 4
    Dooku: But I was gonna show slides of my vacation to Kamino with Jango!

    next...

    Yoda: "The shroud of the darkside has fallen."
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