Snappy Answers to SW Lines

Ok, this is a game I just made up. Lets see how it'll fly.

Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

Here's the rules (very simple):

First person posts a line from the movies.

Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

Second person posts a line from the movies.

Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
And so on. . .


Here is an example, so you can better understand.


BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

LUKE: What! You've got to be kidding me, you senile sand monkey! Point of view my butt!


Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.

Ok. . .now go!



First line:


Anakin: You call that a diplomatic solution?

Strilo edit: This game has reached 200 pages. As such it will be on hiatus for a month and can then be restarted.

 

No, I call it wiping my a$$.

How was that?

The Picnic

 

Padme: You call that acting?

I have it, my father has it,...my...sister has it.



EDIT: Dang! Picnic just beat weenster to it!

 

Leia: I hope its cheescake...tell me its cheesecake!






Next:


Ben: In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

 

Han: Whatever, Mr. jumping out of the 500 story building with no safety harness.

next:

Luke: But I want to go to Tashi station and pick up some power converters!

 

Ben: Now, here's your lightsaber, and a four leafed clover. You'll need them to fight Vader. If you gotta lose one, lose the lightsaber. And throw this salt over your shoulder before you go. Dont ask why. Just trust me.


The harvest is when I need you the most.

 

Luke: Of course it is you lazy worthless son of a......

next:

Yoda: Judge me by my size do you?

 

Yaddle: As long as circumsised you are, its all good.

But why must you confront him?

 

Luke: Well, to be honest, things are kind of boring here. And that one Ewok has been giving me the eye all night. Plus Hans a prick.

next:

Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side!

 

Luke: Well, if its dark, I can't see it can I you helmeted moron!


NEXT

Sidious: Wipe them out, all of them!

 

Gunray: You must be joking. Jedi are like Kligons on Uranus! You can't just wipe them out!





Next..


Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Obi-Wan: "Oh, you're just saying that because of the impending doom, that's all. Say, where's your arm?"

next

Padme: "I truly, deeply, love you."

 

Anakin: "Ditto"


Next...

Han: "Flying through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!"

 

Luke: "Dustin Crops? Never heard of the guy!"

okay, that was bad..... sorry.

Next:

Vader: "Your powers are weak old man."

 

Obi-Wan: Well, your odor is strong! Phew!



-----

Watto: How's you gonna pay for all this?

 

Qui-Gon: My friend Jar-Jar here is good at working the street corners. I'm sure he will gather enough credits through his..

*Qui-Gon looks at Jar-Jar*

...exotic ways... *Qui-Gon winks at Watto*



Next..

Palpatine: And now, Young Skywalker...you will die...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Luke(portrayed by Norm MacDonald): "What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, seeing as i was just being COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FRIED FROM THE INSIDE OUT BY LIGHTNING!!! Jerk."

Next..

C3PO "What do you mean... naked?"

 

Artoo: *Whistle *



Luke: NOOOO!

All you need is love!

 

Jar-Jar: Meesa tinka yousa have a anger problem, yousa Jeedai Skywalker...meesa tink yousa need to calma yousa self down and-

*Luke slices off Jar-Jar's head*


Next...


Dex: No, it's beyond the Outer Rim. I'd say about twelve parsecs outside the Rishi Maze, toward the south. It should be easy to find, even for those droids in your archive to find. Those Kaminoans keep to themselves. They're cloners. Damned good ones, too.


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

R2: beep beep beep
( trust me, that's really funny when you translate it)

NEXT: "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

 

Luke: It ain't the size of the wave, it's the motion in the ocean...



Next...



Leia: I love you!



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Han: You'd better!

next

Palpatine: "I love democracy."

 

"Is't just not right for us"

Next: they didn't even ask me any questions

 

Lando: Democracy? Yeah buddy, you love it alright. How about I love it up your wrinkly hind-end? You son-of-a-nerf-herder...come get some of the funk masta! Wazow!


Next...


Mace: This party's over.



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Dooku: But I was gonna show slides of my vacation to Kamino with Jango!

next...

Yoda: "The shroud of the darkside has fallen."