Snappy Answers to SW Lines

Oh, okay, Mr. Tough Guy with the purple lightsaber.

Next: "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."

 

Dooku "He's right, cancel the breakdancing droids"

Yoda: "The shroud of the darkside has fallen."
"And it is UUUUUGLY!"

Next: "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."
Luke "Well, after I DO this, THEN can I go to Toshi Station?"

Next: Lando "they said they fixed it"

 

Chewie: "WARRAAHGHGH (They did. The Colt 45 tap is working great)"

next.

Qui-Gon: "The force is unusually strong with him."

 

Obi-Wan: I think you are thinking of oat bran again.


NEXT

"Stay on target!"

 

"But Wal-mart is rolling back prices!"


NEXT: "The force will be with you, always"

 

"Sure, gramps, sure. Now take your medication."

Vader - What is thy bidding, my master?

 

Palpatine: It's a disasta, Skywalker we're afta...


Sorry, sorry...I just had to do that..



Palpatine: Get me, a SHRUBBERY!


Next...


Yoda: Begun, the Clone War has.


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Thanks for the fascinating update, Captain Obvious.

"Anakin we live in a real world, come back to it" (I think)

 

Anakin: Umm, if you haven't noticed we are in a fake Universe. We don't exist. This is a movie...geesh, get it right...



Next...


Poggle the Lesser: Let the executions begin!



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Nute: "Do Amidala first!"

Bib Fortuna - "Master, he's no Jedi."

 

Luke: Is that so? *Luke smircks* Eat Bantha Poodoo you nerf-herder...snap-hiss..

*Luke decapitates Fortuna*


Next...


Obi-Wan: This is why I hate flying...


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

R4-P17: Oh! I see...Did you ever ask me if I liked flying? or even if I wanted to come? I dont think so! so QUIT WHINING!!!

like that



Next:I have a bad feeling about this

 

Obi-Wan: So do I. Maybe it was that food back on Coruscant. Possibly the flight over here.

Or perhaps it is because we are CHAINED TO FRIGGIN POLES AND ARE ABOUT TO DIE! Judas Priest man, don't have a bad feeling, have a good idea!



Next...


Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does that...


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Anakinh! Like I dont hate it when you talk to me? Well, you dont see me sayin that everytime you do somethin now do ya?



Next:I am a jedi like my father before me.

 

Palpatine: *shrugs* Ok...zaaaaaapppp


Next...


Anakin: Obi-Wan's gonna kill me...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Padme: Better you than me



"This Weapon is your life"

 

Vader: Whatever... *cuts Kenobi down*


Next...


Han: Boba Fett? Boba Fett?! Where?!

Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Chewie: "Oh, for the love of...can't you understand plain Wookie, my lad? Deary me, you'll get nowhere in this galaxy if you don't get a proper education. Now, just lean back and swing your spear in that direction, that's right, good boy. That takes care of Boba."


Tarkin - Charming, to the last.

 

Princess "I got a bunch of homies on Alderaan that are gonna kick . . . nevermind"

 

and that sucker is ugly



"2 there are, a master and an apprentice"

 

OOOOOOhhh, Now you belive me!
Before it was like[mocking Mace voice] I dont belive the sith could have returned withought us noticing[/mocking]
Then Qui Gon gets cut down and now there are two of them!
Make up your mind!




Come to your sences Anakin. What would Padme do if she were in your place?

 

The Macarena?


NEXT


"They came from...behind!"

 

"Don't worry, I'm okay. I don't swing that way."

next...

Leia: "I don't know where you get your delusions laser brain."

 

Han: And I don't know where you get off calling me "Laser Brain". You're lucky I don't pimp slap you right now!







Next:
Yoda: Judge me by my size do you?

 

Luke: Well, in all seriousness, you are a bit small and-

*Yoda ignites his Schwartz- Luke stares in awe*


Well, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...


Next..


Dooku: Then, I'm sorry old friend...


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day