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Snappy Answers to SW Lines

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Spike_Spiegel, Mar 20, 2003.

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  1. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Two large cheeseburgers, fries, and diet Jawa juice coming right up! You want that Sith-Sized?

    I've lost Artoo!
     
  2. LilyHobbitJedi

    LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    That's not all you've lost.

    I have a bad feeling about this.
     
  3. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    I'll make you feel worse!!


    "There are alternatives to fighting."
     
  4. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    But none of them include blasting annoying Jedi with force-lightning.

    Oh, switch off!
     
  5. JohnnyRingo02

    JohnnyRingo02 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Veiled threat: Very well then master, just don't act suprised if you get something extra in your Jawa juice.

    I'm still haunted by that kiss you should have never given me
     
  6. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh, I'm sorry; powerful halitosis. My bad.

    Oh, yeah? The why are you following me? 'Fraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
     
  7. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    (Leia) No! I'm following you because I just remembered that I told you I was gonna give you that coupon for a free "walking carpet cleaning" before you left, remember? Here it is, now get out of here! You big scoundrel, you! "Kissy kissy..." hahahahahahaha You're hilarious! Whoooooooooooooo!

    Keep it steady! Keep it steady!
     
  8. DarthStewy

    DarthStewy Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Yoda: to old, i am. Unsteady, my hands are. use the Force, i must!



    i find your lack of faith disturbing!
     
  9. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    I find your lack of originality disturbing. We're even.

    Would you join me for a little refreshment? Everyone's invited, of course!
     
  10. DarthStewy

    DarthStewy Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 9, 2006
    Oh sure, i know this trick, let me guess, it's just Jawa juice! right, like i just fell of the skiff yesterday, c'mon!


    the shadow of greed, that is!
     
  11. Knight-8311

    Knight-8311 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    WHAT?! Where? Hay......its no there!

    "Thousands of Senators are now under the control of the Dark Lord of the Sith."
     
  12. darksidesticks

    darksidesticks Jedi Youngling star 2

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    So? At least they're not under the influence of the various Darth Teletubbies anymore

    Would someone get this giant walking carpet out of my way?
     
  13. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No, you'll have to put up with his lice, just like the rest of us.

    You underestimate my powerrrr!



     
  14. RocketGirl

    RocketGirl Jedi Master star 4

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    Who are you, the Energizer Bunny??

    Thank the Maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good!
     
  15. Darth-Omi-Rewer

    Darth-Omi-Rewer Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Oct 27, 2004
    Don't you know it baby!

    The Force is Strong with you. A powerful sith you will become!
     
  16. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    i dont want to be a sith, dont force me or else...

    "i will do what i must"
     
  17. Tatooine_92

    Tatooine_92 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    You're darn right you will. Your homework was due yesterday!

    ~

    "This is the last mistake you'll ever make!"
     
  18. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    whoa! hang on there, uhh...i have it right here! the Homework is called:

    "There is still a chance to save Han"

     
  19. LilyHobbitJedi

    LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Right, and banthas fly.

    In your solitude on Tatooine, training I have for you.
     
  20. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oh, blast! (rolls eyes and puts palm on forehead) Here we go again...

    You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me...
     
  21. 694377

    694377 Jedi Master star 5

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    i know about solo, but which wookiee was it?

    "All of these wookiees are dead"
     
  22. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Apr 8, 2004
    Excellent, now skin them, and then use thier hides to make me a new toupee! Get on it, trooper!

    I...I killed them, I killed them all...They're all dead, every single one of them!
     
  23. Tatooine_92

    Tatooine_92 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    And that's . . . bad?

    ~

    "Ah, it's just a dead animal, Chewie."
     
  24. LilyHobbitJedi

    LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    And you're just a silly human, Han.

    Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
     
  25. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Only if you do... you know that thing we talked about in our last private holo-chat session?

    I haven't gone by the name "Obi-Wan" since, oh, before you were born...
     
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