Snappy Answers to SW Lines

Resist?! I am helping you here, father!! You know you are going to regain your youthful look after you join the Force! Isn't that a blessing?!

Master, the boy is dangerous...

 

*Rolls eyes* Yes he really HAS serioal killer written all over him. Get real.

This weapon is your life.

 

"No, THIS weapon is my life, and just you wait and see what it produces" (pointing).
"THIS thing, I just use to kill people".

and next:

"They're sand people alright, I can see two of them there"

 

Wow! Look at how well you can count!!

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"Anakin is the father, isn't he?"

 

Only one way to make sure...

"I shall assume full responsibilty and apologize to Lord Vader."

 

Yeah, good luck with that... I mean, "Yes, Sir!" Hahahahahahaha! This ship is as good as mine! (jumps up and down several times)

You've never heard of the Milennium Falcon?

 

No, I've heard of it all right; just didn't want to stroke your ego any more than necessary

Chancellor Palpatine, you are under arrest

 

Says who?

Why do I get the feeling that you're going to be the death of me?

 

He heh yeah...I wouldn't worry about it much longer.

Only my power can save you

 

If you have enogh credits to afford my power..


Anakin, you're breaking my heart.

 

You can't break something you don't have.


I don't know you anymore.

 

oh i think you do, deep down you do.

"only your hatred can destroy me"

 

*Fires blaster*

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

 

Shut up and calm down! The baby Ewoks are trying to sleep...

You don't know how long I've waited for this moment... my little... green... friend!

 

i am not little or green but i could be a friend...whoa!

"get behind me! get behind be!"

 

you're volunteering to be my human shield? GOOD!

That's no moon...

 

It's a disco ball.

Oh, Biggs is right, I'm never gonna get out of here!

 

Not with that attitude you're not!

Something wonderful has happened. I'm...Ani, I'm pregnant.

 

wow, i am not anakin so i have no idea why you are telling me...

"do you think i had a choice?"

 

Of course you did..there's always a choice. You're just too blind to see it!


Can you fly a cruiser like this?

 

No!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Of course I know how to fly a speeder like this. Gotcha again! I said 'speeder' instead of 'cruiser' on purpose just to throw you off... Admit it, you fell for it. Now where are the brakes on this bad boy?

We are brave, your Highness!

 

Hey, speak for yourself. I think I wet myself.



And now your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base.

 

What do you mean "hidden"? It's right there!!

We would never do anything without the approval of the Senate...

 

...but I'm a lying, money-grubbing, shord-sighted Neimodian, so you can't really trust anything I say. Though I do like fluffy pink bunnies...

Ben...why didn't you tell me?

 

You never asked. Jeesh!

This is the end for you, my Master!