Snappy Answers to SW Lines

Rollin down the highway.


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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

 

Leia: And aren't you a little bitchy for a princess?





"But sir! The odds of successfully navagating an asteroid field are 3720 to 1!"

 

Han: Dang! We all gonna die!!!





Mace:We will not be hostages to be barted with Dooku

 

Dooku: Oh no? I'm up here, safe and sound, you're down there surrounded by a bajillion battle droids. Do I have to connect the dots for you?!


Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!

 

I can arrange you kissing a Wookie's @$$!











Save it, Chewie... You have to protect the princess.

 

Han: If I get out of this I still want her to be single.

Next: Padme "The queen wouldn't approve of this"

 

//Slaps her

"Do you think the queen would approve that!




Anakin: "I'm in agony!"

 

Padme: You're in agony? Who's the one sitting here in the tight leather bra?




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Han: Everything's under control. We're fine. We're all fine here, now. How are you?

 

Leia: Fine? What the hell do you mean by fine.


Anakin: Are you an Angel?

 

"I am a meat popsicle" (c) Fifth Element

Han - "Well, why don't your use your divine influence and get us out of this?"

 

"I see that sand really messes up eyesight. Do I look like a danged angel!"



Anakin: "Here, everything is soft..."

 

Padme - "Like your head, Anakin."

Ackbar - "It's a trap!"

 

"Well, DUH!"

Lama Su: Magnificent, aren't they?

 

Obi-Wan: Yes. I dig Taun We's breast implants! She's pretty hot for a Kaminoan!








"You said the Princess would stay with me here!"

 

Vader: Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly? I would hate to have to leave a garrison here at the Colt 45 plant.

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Yoda: How you get so big eating food of this kind?

 

"Blue milk, it does a body good"

Next: "help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope"

 

"If I'm your only hope then you can kiss your ass good bye! I'm getting too old for this ****!"





"I sense much fear in you!"

 

10 year old disgruntled Anakin: "Screw you, green midget. Your ears stink."

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Obi-Wan: "So what I told you was true. From a certain point of view..."

 

Luke "Right, and when my uncle said you were a crazy old wizard, that was true too, to a certain point of view"


Next: "You can not escape your destiny"

 

"Just like you won't be able to escape the stench when you take off that huge ass suit of black armor!"





"Close the blast doors!"

 

Stormtrooper passed over for promotion: "Close 'em yourself. I QUIT! And tell Vader to stick it where the sun don't shine. I'll be at the bar (hiccup)"

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Han: "You like me because i'm a scoundrel."

 

"No, I like you because you have that cute little mole on your left butt cheek"

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"Ever make your way as far into the interior as Courascant?"

~`KFY`~

 

"No. Ever made your way as far as Uranus?"


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"Wipe them out, all of them"

 

Commercial Announcer: "That's right, Oxy pads wipe out all of your blemishes! Just ask our sponser, the Evil, Evil, Emperor."

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Padme: "That sounds an awful lot like a dictatorship."

 

Well, your worship, what do you want! Shall we all dance around naked and sing kumbaya instead!




Luke: "Artoo! That way!"