Snappy Answers to SW Lines

Artoo: "Beep boop bleep (Go suck a power converter, farmboy)"

next.....

Jabba: "I like Captain Solo where he is."

 

How about we compromise and move him to the foyer?

Next: Porkins "AAAAAAAAAGH"

 

Take that fatty!



Beru: "He's got too much of his father in him..."

 

Owen "You don't hear his sister whining about Toshi Station do you? They got the same baby daddy don't they?"

Next: Lando "They told me they fixed it!"

 

Leia: Never trust 'they'! 'They' are behind everything, The Empire, The Clone Wars, the assassination of John F.Kennedy... everything!


next one: Aww, cannot get your ship out!

 

//knocking

"Hellooooo, anybody in thereeee!! Are you blind, you little midget!"



Next:

"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice."

 

"Unless the Master has another apprentice in hiding in case the first apprentice gets cut in half. In that case there are three. But, who's counting?"





Leia: What's wrong Luke?

 

Luke: "Remember that night we got a little intimate? Well, I just found out you're my sister." ...pukes his guts out.

next....

Han: "What good is a reward if ya ain't around to use it?"

 

Good point. Got space for one more on the Falcon?

Next: Han "Hey, it's me"

 

your friends can use it, even if they're the reason your not around.

sorry that was kind of a tuff one.

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how could they be jamming is if they don't know......were coming?

 

Oh, crap. Sorry General Carlissian, I just HAD to call my cousin who is a contractor at the Death Star II, you see his dog just gave birth to puppies...and I sorta...mentioned the huge armada thing...


"Continue the operation, you may fire when ready."

 

Imperial Trooper: "Sweet!" Immediately presses button. "Wait..... that was the airlock for the cafeteria....."

next...

Lando: "Care to join me for some refreshments? Everyone is invited of course."

 

When you said every one can come, I didn't know you ment Vader too.

next

Yoda-Jedi Master! Yoda, you seek Yoda.

 

Luke: Umm... no, I seek YOU!! I've already seen the prequals! HAHAHA!




Maul: If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, master.

 

I didn't give you year of training so yo can state the obvious. Just go.


Next: Anakin "Yipeeeeeee"

 

"Relax will ya? I said we "might" go to Yoda-Land for vacation."









"She can't do that! Shoot her..... or something!"

 

relax she's suffering enough having to deal with Haden Christenson's (spelling?) bad acting

 

my bad I forgot to do a next

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hey! don't worry my friends down their he'll have that sheild down on time......or this will be the shortest offensive of all time.

 

"What?" *SPLAT!*


"They told me they fixed it!"

 

If they told you that the Emperor was gay would you believe that?


"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi! You're our only hope."

 

You wouldn't think so if you knew how I screwed up your father's life!


next

Anakin: He's overly critical, he never listens, he doesn't understand! It's not fair!

 

I hear you, I just tell my master,
"Damn it if I wanna finger paint, then goddamn it I'm gonna finger paint!"

kinda stole a little bit of that one from a south park episode.

Luke-"five minutes ago you didn't wanna just sit here, now all you want to do is stay!"

 

Yes, but taking you to the bathroom is not what I consider to be an adventure.

Anakin: "Its Obi-Wan, he's holding me back!"

 

Are you sure its not that big pile of Bantha poodoo you just stepped in?


"You don't need to see his identification..."

 

"All I need is to point my friggin´ blaster rifle at his friggin´ head and pull the friggin´ trigger!
Now, will you show me your identification, or are you in desperate need of a big fat hole in your head?"

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"Someone must´ve told them about my little manuever at the battle of Taanab."