Snappy answers to SW lines

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  1. dewbackwing1138 Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 21, 2006
    I saw this on another thread-thought it could be fun.

    Ok, this is a game I found on another thread. Lets see how it'll fly.

    Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

    Here's the rules (very simple):

    First person posts a line from the movies.

    Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

    Second person posts a line from the movies.

    Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
    And so on. . .


    Here is an example, so you can better understand.


    BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

    LUKE: What! What kind of doublespeak is that crap! Certain point of view my butt!


    Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.

    Ok. . .now go!

    Here is the first SW line:

    Mace Windu: This party is over.
  2. Illd_Saber Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    Mace Windu: This party is over.

    Yoda: Over? Over you say? Master Windu, not over. The Twi'lek dancers have just arrived. Just begun the party has.



    New line

    Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
  3. Achilles_of_Edmonton Jedi Youngling

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    May 13, 2005
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    Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

    Tarkin: Not judging but I don't wanna know about the tremors you feel about your S&M pals ok. Keep that to yourself.




    Luke Skywalker: Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.
  4. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    Feb 3, 2003
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    Nope, the twilek dancing girls never showed! We decided to play twister instead.

    Newline- Han:You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.
  5. Achilles_of_Edmonton Jedi Youngling

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    May 13, 2005
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    Oh are we keeping track of that now? Because I lost count.


    Han: What a wonderful smell you've discovered.
  6. dewbackwing1138 Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 21, 2006
    Jabba: Pardon me, I farted!

    Newline:C3P0-Thank the maker!
  7. UluUlix Jedi Knight

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    Feb 3, 2003
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    Rogue Pilots: Did someone make Pizza?

    Newline: R2-D2 where are you?
  8. Achilles_of_Edmonton Jedi Youngling

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    May 13, 2005
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    (in a series of bleeps and chirps) I'm right behind you you non periphal sighted moron. I didn't realize they wiped some of your IQ with your memory.


    Palps: He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.
  9. Illd_Saber Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    Palps: He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.

    Vader: I can't quit you.


    New line
    Amidala: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

  10. Achilles_of_Edmonton Jedi Youngling

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    May 13, 2005
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    Amidala: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!


    Anakin: You want me to hold your hand with this creepy metal claw and kiss you like I don't really mean it? Whatever you say.



    Mace Windu: It's very dangerous putting them together.
  11. Mandalorian_Bad-Ass Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 8, 2005
    Anakin: Two parts gasoline four parts Powdered Laundry detergent.. Homemade Napalm!! Voila!!!


    NEW LINE
    Luke: "The force is strong in my family. My father had it. I have it. My Sister has it..."
  12. qc-jedi_master_damek Jedi Knight

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    Jun 28, 2004
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    And What a Strong Plevic Thrust it is!

    New Line: Palps: Only Through me can you achive a power greater than any jedi....
  13. Jedi_Master_Orion Force Ghost

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    Jun 23, 2002
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    The power of bulls***!

    New line: Control! Control! You must learn control!
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