Snappy answers to SW lines

I saw this on another thread-thought it could be fun.

Ok, this is a game I found on another thread. Lets see how it'll fly.

Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

Here's the rules (very simple):

First person posts a line from the movies.

Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

Second person posts a line from the movies.

Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
And so on. . .


Here is an example, so you can better understand.


BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

LUKE: What! What kind of doublespeak is that crap! Certain point of view my butt!


Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.

Ok. . .now go!

Here is the first SW line:

Mace Windu: This party is over.

Mace Windu: This party is over.

Yoda: Over? Over you say? Master Windu, not over. The Twi'lek dancers have just arrived. Just begun the party has.



New line

Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

Tarkin: Not judging but I don't wanna know about the tremors you feel about your S&M pals ok. Keep that to yourself.




Luke Skywalker: Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.

Nope, the twilek dancing girls never showed! We decided to play twister instead.

Newline- Han:You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.

Oh are we keeping track of that now? Because I lost count.


Han: What a wonderful smell you've discovered.

Jabba: Pardon me, I farted!

Newline:C3P0-Thank the maker!

Rogue Pilots: Did someone make Pizza?

Newline: R2-D2 where are you?

(in a series of bleeps and chirps) I'm right behind you you non periphal sighted moron. I didn't realize they wiped some of your IQ with your memory.


Palps: He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.

Palps: He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.

Vader: I can't quit you.


New line
Amidala: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

Amidala: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!


Anakin: You want me to hold your hand with this creepy metal claw and kiss you like I don't really mean it? Whatever you say.



Mace Windu: It's very dangerous putting them together.

Anakin: Two parts gasoline four parts Powdered Laundry detergent.. Homemade Napalm!! Voila!!!


NEW LINE
Luke: "The force is strong in my family. My father had it. I have it. My Sister has it..."

And What a Strong Plevic Thrust it is!

New Line: Palps: Only Through me can you achive a power greater than any jedi....

The power of bulls***!

New line: Control! Control! You must learn control!