Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Darth_Downunder, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    Here's a classic game that I haven't seen on the Community boards for a few years. May be time to fire it up again.

    Rules:

    First person posts a genuine line from the movies.

    Second person posts a funny/snappy answer to that line...and
    posts a new line from the movies.

    Third person posts a funny/snappy answer to that line...and
    posts a new line from the movies....and so on...

    Examples:

    I don't have anything else, but Republic Credits will do fine.

    Uh no they won't but hand over the hottie and we might be able to work something out.
    It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

    Yeah? My grandmother could do it in 10 parsecs with her eyes closed!
    I think he is a she.

    Only one way to find out!
    There, you see Lord Vader she can be reasonable.

    A trait not passed on from her mother, I can tell you that!

    Ok?

    Here's the opening line. Have at it!

    It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous, he's holding me back.
  2. Seagoat Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 25, 2013
    star 4
    Jealous of being a whiny *****? (I actually do like that dialog fyi)

    Sorry about the mess
  3. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    That's ok, I saw that he shot first so...

    Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
  4. Palp_Fiction Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2003
    star 3
    Well now that you mention it you are being a bit heavy handed, Mr Vader.

    You look tired.
  5. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    I know, I've been stalking pretty young girls all night.

    You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
  6. Seagoat Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 25, 2013
    star 4
    Nah, but I've heard of the Century Pigeon

    They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals!
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  7. Sarge Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Oct 4, 1998
    star 4
    Nothing wrong with that. I hear they're good with fava beans and a nice chianti.

    Prisoner transfer from Cell Block AA-23.
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  8. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    Oooh give him here, I'll take him. My daughter's always wanted a pet wookie.

    Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways Lord Vader.
  9. Palp_Fiction Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2003
    star 3
    Well if that doesn't frighten you maybe....THIS WILL !! [removes helmet]

    The cave, remember your failure in the cave?
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  10. scooper121s Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 4, 2014
    star 2
    No, but I remember yours

    No! I, am your father.
  11. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    But....you're a robot aren't you?

    Where are the plans you intercepted?
  12. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2008
    star 7
    Why don't you try and do something yourself for once.

    I've taken care of everything
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  13. Palp_Fiction Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2003
    star 3
    Please, you're just a farmboy with a laser sword.

    I see you have constructed a new lightsaber.
  14. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2008
    star 7
    Yeah look! *cuts own head off*

    There's always a bigger fish
  15. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 23, 2007
    star 5
    Unless there isn't.


    Where are you going?
  16. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2008
    star 7
    Shawarma

    Charming, to the last
  17. Padawan Fangirl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2013
    star 3
    But you certainly aren't.

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as though millions cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
  18. Sarge Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Oct 4, 1998
    star 4
    Oh, that was just the cable going off. It always cuts out in hyperspace.

    Oota goota, Solo?
  19. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    Yeah, I was gonna go see your mom.

    You failed, your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
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  20. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2008
    star 7
    Really? How did that work out for him?

    Do or do not. There is no try.
  21. scooper121s Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 4, 2014
    star 2
    Didn't you try to defeat Sidious?

    Not from a Jedi
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  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    Oh what? I'm gonna learn it from your old ass?

    Gonk! Gonk!
  23. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2008
    star 7
    Gonk! Gonk! Is that you friggin say?

    I hate it when he does that
  24. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    Don't worry, he's just being suspended on wires in front of a blue screen.

    Will he finish what he begins?
  25. Seagoat Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 25, 2013
    star 4
    I don't think he'll even start in the first place

    Look at the size of that thing!
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