Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

But, Han, you know I'm a Hutt, right? It even says so in my name... Ohhhhh... you're being "sarcastic".

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of grease!

 

OH IT'S ON NOW!

I will not betray the Republic

 

You already have.

Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!

 

Is that why a bunch of unelected monks tried to overthrow the Chancellor?

Boba, is your father here?

 

He is.....and he's no good to me dead!

Boba, Roo ded so heek

 

Speak English, please.

Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

 

Wait until you meet my friend Mace and his purple lightsabre!

You have fought gallantly worthy of recognition in the archives of the jedi order

 

Unfortunately, that means you're going to kill us, right?

Everything is going as planned.

 

You did remember about the ewoks PLEASE TELL ME REMEMBERED THE EWOKS!!!!

Your overconfidence is your weakness

 

Said the one who got his hand cut off.

So, what I told was true, from a certain point of view.

 

From my point of view the Jedi are Evil!

My lord, is that legal?

 

Hmmm. Lemme look right here in my Galactic Law 101 textbook.
...Nope.

But how am I to know the good side from the bad?

 

The good side probably doesn't have any cookies.

You Rebel scum!

 

Carbonite may freeze me but names cannot hurt me

Close the blast doors!

 

Ok. Just DO NOT tell me to open them again in a few secon.... Hey! I just told you not to do that! Is this somebody's idea of a joke?

You will go to the Dagobah system...

 

Unfortunately, I don't have a map. Is it on this side of Las Vegas?

What a piece of junk!

 

Says the kid whose landspeeder oviously hasn't painted since oh, before he was born...

Hold on back there!

 

Sorry, but I have places to go, people to see.

We could almost buy our own ship for that.

 

Then go out and buy your own ship then. I just wanna get drunk!

This little one's not worth the effort

 

Who are you calling little?

Fifty thousand. No less.

 

But I only got 49,999 credits

Everyone gets delusions of grandeur

 

That's because they're on drugs.

This is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.

 

Is that supposed to be a compliment? You really need to work on your people skills.

Vader was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force.

 

Well, the Dark Side didn't have to do that much seduction, did it?

Begin landing your troops.

 

Lemme see.... Um... I cant remember. Which button do I press to begin landing the troops, again? Is it the reddish-orange one or the orangeish-red one? Anybody? C'mon, please, you guys! Darth Creepy is going to Force choke us all soon, if we don't get this riiii.... *chokes* Oh, here it is! *presses the button* *dies*

Now I am complete.