Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

You're all going to die

Cut the chatter Red 2

 

I'm going to need a chatter knife for that, and I left mine in my other orange flightsuit on... *sobs* Alderaan.

The rebels are there!

 

Whatever!

"Where is the rebel base?'

 

None of your business

I've given up trying to argue with you.

 

You're more stubborn than I thought.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

 

Your face is insignificant

This is some rescue!

 

Thank you, it was, wasn't it?

He's the brains, sweetheart!

 

*Leia Shoots Luke and then stares at Han* I'm the brains now. Got it?

The circle is now complete.

 

Good. Can you draw a triangle?

No, I am your father.

 

Why didn't you just say so at the beginning?

Master Yoda, you survived.

 

No. Grew an inch, I did.

“How you get so big eating food of this kind?”

 

How did you stunt your growth? too much coffee?

Master Yoda, do you think it will really come to war?

 

Clue you in, the ships, troops and battle droids will.

I love democracy. I love the Republic.

 

You love the sound of your own voice even more.

I can't breathe!

 

Good.

Open the blast doors, open the blast doors!

 

Don't you know there's space on the other side of the doors?

You may fire when ready.

 

OK, you're fired.


No reward is worth this.

 

Yeah, the taxes are a killer.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

I find your lack of a fully functioning body disturbing, along with you psycho behavior, and annoying breathing sounds, and not to mention that ugly mask of yours.

It's a trap!

 

Damn those cursed dead Bothans! They lied to us! I can't believe I felt sorry for them!

I don't wanna hear anymore about Obi-Wan.

 

Then put on your ear muffs.

This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.

 

Tell him to look for my left sock, while he's at it.

We would be honored if you would join us.

 

We still get to eat right?

The Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire!

 

But will the traffic situation improve? That's the important question.

I am the Senate!

 

Hello, "The Senate". Good to meet you.

The regional governors now have direct control over their territories.