Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

That's the problem. It's so weak that it will never be stronger.

That is why you fail.

 

Extremely helpful again! Thank you very much for that insightful information. Now, care to elaborate what 'this' is?

I am the Senate!

 

I'm surprised you can fit in a door way with that oversized head of yours.

The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

 

But..but..I already changed my Facebook status to Jedi....

Prepare my shuttle for immediate take off.

 

Sorry, but there are ten shuttles in front of you.

You have been well trained, my young apprentice.

 

And you have been badly trained, my old master.

Obi-Wan can no longer help him.

(Quick question: are we supposed to post quotes only from the Saga, or can we also use EU quotes?)

 

I think only from the Saga.

He doesn't need help, does he?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

And I find your breathing disturbing but no one has the guts to tell you to get a GODAMN ASTHMA INHALER!

She's rich.

 

Yeah, but that's before taxes.

Where are you taking this thing?

 

To the Addams Family reunion.

What's your plan, kid?

 

I'm making this up as I go along.

He's the brains, sweetheart!

 

To create a plan!
And I am another organ, if you know what I mean.

You may dispense with the pleasantries, commander.

 

If he's the brains, what does that make you two? His comedy sidekicks?

But the pleasantries are the best part of any conversation ...

Ever since the XP-38 came out, they just aren't in demand.

 

Then tell me what's in demand.

The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

 

Yeah cos you were soooooooo forgiving in Empire Strikes Back weren't you......(cough)......(cough)

Alert my star destroyer to prepare for my arrival

 

You'll need me to bring you your shuttle as well, of course.

In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over .... a thousand years."

 

But imagine the bellyache I'd give it.

This is your last chance: free us or die.

 

I'll free you, all right. Free you of the burden of your sad and useless lives. As my plastic surgeon always said - if you gotta go, go with a smile.


One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.

 

Diet and exercise are better methods than this.

Fifty thousand. No less.

 

I'm giving away free money. And where ... is the Skywalker? He's at home, washing his tights!

That blast came from the Death Star. That thing's operational!

 

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

Ten thousand. All in advance.

 

Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay in full for late arrival.

He must be allowed to speak.

 

Says who?

They are hard working and will serve you well.

 

Beware of Jedi bringing gifts.

Green Group, stick to holding sector.

 

Sorry, but we're going to the leaving sector. Looks more promising.

Stay on target! Stay on target!