Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Careers are always open in the antenna installation business.

I will be chancellor.

 

No, you will be dogcatcher.

Look, sir, droids.

 

I'll take them for 50 credits!

Yousa going to the Bosses.

 

Let me get some power-ups first.

Begin landing your troops.

 

I wouldn't call them "troops". More like walking tinker toys with laser guns.

We already tried that, it's magnetically sealed!

 

With the Imperial "seal of approval" no less.

I want to go home, and rethink my life.

 

And yet, you'll probably end up rotting in a jail cell again.

I am the Senate!

 

Then let's hear a debate.

I want that treaty signed.

 

You'll need to get them a pen first.

We dare not go against the Jedi.

 

What a bunch of cowards.

These Trade Federation types are cowards. Negotiations will be short.

 

You're going to just mind trick them, then? How the hell is that ethical, even by Jedi standards!? I quit!

Take care of yourself, Han... that's what you're best at, isn't it?

 

Obviously not, since he ended up as Jabba's new tapestry.

I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

 

Remind me: what am I supposed to be getting out of all of this, again - except for not being shot, or choked?

What's goin' on... "buddy"?

 

You're being put into carbonite - "friend".

You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits will help, I'll gladly donate them.

 

I'll take your vocoder instead.

It's all a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense.

 

Don't call me simple, pal.

Artoo, I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookiee win.

 

*moves chess piece* *wins game* *triumphant whistle*


Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

 

Judge me by my size, do you?

No reward's worth this.

 

What? Are you above me or something? Am I not pretty enough for you?



Look at that hunk of junk

 

That's no way to talk about your own mother, kid.

Leave us.

 

Y'see, honey? I told you we shouldn't accept an invitation to the chancellor's box. Now we'll miss the rest of the show! You'd think he was a SITH or something ordering us around like that.

So have you, grown more beautiful... for a senator, I mean.

 

Y'see, honey? I told you we shouldn't accept an invitation to the chancellor's box. Now we'll miss the rest of the show! You'd think he was a SITH or something ordering us around like that.

So have you, grown more beautiful... for a senator, I mean.

 

What? You got a problem with senators?



May the force be with you.

 

And may mass times acceleration be with you.

Cut the chatter, Red Two.

 

Chedder? That's not even relevant, we were talking about Harry Potter!


That's no moon.

 

Of course not - moons don't have an extremely prominent equatorial line.

He's an old friend of mine.