Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Morally or physically?

The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped. They're more dangerous than you realize.

 

No they're not. you're imaging things.

Shall we evacuate?

 

No I think we should all just leave immediately.

Your eyesight will return in time.

 

I had a friend who heard that before.

One who loves you.

 

A lot of people love me, you'll have to be more specific - arrgh! Quit choking me!

There's no war here, unless you've brought it with you.

 

war follows us and we crash landed.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Stop being such a Negative Nancy!

Master Yoda... You survived.

 

You sound surprised instead of happy.....

Is Padme all right?

 

No, unless you consider dead fine.

I have you now.

 

That's what I led you to believe.

The force is strong with you skywalker, but you're not a Jedi yet.

 

Do I have to pay the tuition before I become one?

No, I am your father.

 

what did mother ever see in you?

Join me son and we can rule the galaxy together.

 

Will I still be allowed to kiss my sister?

My parts are showing?!

 

Then pull up your pants!

Oh yeah? Watch this.

 

watch what and am I supposed to be impressed?

Is the homing beacon secure?

 

Maybe you should ask it yourself.

They'll never stop us!

 

because we're invincible right?

Let's spring the trap.

 

What a plan. Get ourselves captured. Should I surrender my lightsaber now or wait until later?

Captain, tell them we wish to board at once.

 

They respectfully said that their ship isn't named "at once", so you can go pound sand!

Who are you?

 

an ******* but I don't like to announce it

You truly belong up with us up here in the clouds

 

Whoooaahhh.... why did my perv sense just go through the stratosphere?

The LANDO system?

 

I'm not familiar with that system, maybe you should check the charts again.

There was no father.

 

But there was a stork?

The Sand People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

 

So, why are we just standing here?

He betrayed and murdered your father.

 

you sure about that? I was told differently.

Your father was a cunning warrior.