Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Coming from a desert world, it's no wonder.

It's rough, coarse and gets everywhere. Not like here. Everything is soft and smooth.

 

"Hint, hint, baby!" *wink*

You really don't like politicians, do you?

 

What gave that away?

I like one or two, but there's a third I'm not too sure off.

 

Let me guess.. the first one of two is Bail Organa????

Mesa propose that the Senate give immediately Emergency Powahs to the Supreme Chancellah!

 

Sure thing. We have enough money in the budget to give Sheeve Emergency Towels. Wait...what did you say? How about we table this discussion until Padme returns so we can have someone who can actually speak basic make the motion?

Anakin's the father, isn't he? I'm so sorry.

 

Yeah, because he's been slacking on the child support payments.

Your father?

 

Yes, and he's your mother. It's all really complicated.

I know.

 

You know what? Next week's lottery numbers?

This bickering is pointless.

 

And your point is?

I must obey my master.

 

Why not try insubordination every now and then?

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

 

Oh, sweet! You're transferring me so I can fail someone else?

Why you slimy, double-crossing, no good swindler.

 

So, you're saying I'm a perfect candidate for Congress?

We must be cautious.

 

what's the definition of cautious?

Where is Threepio?

 

Same place as Waldo and Carmen Sandiego.

I'm quite beside myself.

 

I thought you were acting weird earlier, what's up with that?

There is always a bigger fish

 

To fry or to grill?

I don't know. Fly casual!

 

Ah, it's Casual Friday!

Vader's on that ship.

 

Oh, yeah, that will help us relax.

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.

 

Seriously? When most security specialists urge changing your pass word at least every six months to avoid hacking? Bring them in here, or I will relieve you of your trachea.

I am wondering if your feelings on this matter are clear.

 

Well, prune-face, you have kids and you tell me if your feelings are clear all the time!

I'm out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

 

Oh, and while we're discussing it, Lando decided to go through your closet and borrow your clothes. Said he was the new Han Solo.

Bring Solo and the Wookie to me! They will suffer for this outrage.

 

So, you're going to make them watch golf?

I must be allowed to speak.

 

Eru'chura tabo... farsolatada perio'tag... maranca pelo fratale?
(Translation: Tell me, Mr. Skywalker... what good is a demand like that... if you're unable to speak.)

In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

 

In my opinion, you need a dictionary.

Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

 

Is this a bad time to ask if I can have his parking spot?
You will pay the price for your lack of vision.