Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Is that a rhetorical question?

I knew you were going to say that old man.

 

No you didn't...unless you yourself have a Jedi's gift of precognition but we've already established your disbelief in Jedi Mysticism.

In my experience there's no such thing as luck.

 

And, yet, you're a gambler. Go figure.

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!

 

And neither is conducting a space battle

Let the wookiee win

 

Duh.

The queen does not need to know.

 

And the Jedi can be easily fooled, obviously.

What you think you're some kinda Jedi, waving your hand around like that?

 

No, I just got a nervous tic. Happens when dealing with unscrupulous shop keepers on backwater planets.

Well, I don't approve.

 

can't make everyone happy

The queen trusts my judgement, young hand maiden, you should too.

 

Why you stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder! (Fits there quite nicely, doesn't it?)

Why you stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder!

 

Nerf-herding is an honorable profession...

I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations!

 

save for someone who cares

Move it golden rod

 

Moves it, but then I stick out my silver leg to trip him. "Oopsie!"

The Force is strong in my family. My father has it...I have it...and...my sister has it.

 

you make it sound like you're contagious

Yes Leia, it is you.

 

Me what? You're sister? Nooooooooooooooo!

Don't do that again

 

I was having a little fun, lighten up.

You should've seen us in the south passage.

 

Ewwwww.....pass the brain bleach please.

She expressed her true feelings for me.

 

Get over yourself, there is no us.

Why you stuck up scruffy looking nerf herder.

 

I love you.

I know

 

You're full of yourself

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Denying it won't change anything.

Not for the Sith.

 

Not for you either

I am a Jedi as my father was before me.

 

And how did that work out for him?

So be it, Jedi.

 

You're cute when you're angry

Your father he is

 

So where's the birth certificate?

There was no father.

 

I've heard that one before

We didn't come here to free any slaves.