Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

I heard disillusion is a sign of mental health breakdown

Don't get me wrong, Obi-Wan is a great teacher.

 

Don't get me wrong, you're a terrible student.

A Jedi craves not these things.

 

Now, good chocolate? That's a craving to be admired!

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

 

What is this, small talk?

TK-421, why aren't you at your post?

 

pee break

If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.

 

Only if he pays his share of the rent.

Yes, to Obi-Wan you listen.

 

sorry missed that, what were you saying?

You must confront Vader again.

 

Sorry, only one ride per customer.

I can feel your anger.

 

what else can you feel? my irritation perhaps?

Take your weapon and strike me down with it.

 

Dad, does he really pull this stuff this much? If he does, I've lost a lot of respect for you.

Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!

 

Are you trying to seduce me to the darkside?

In time you will call me master.

 

Sure I will, partner.

Not to worry, we're still flying half the ship.

 

Soon enough at this rate there will be NO MORE HALVES IF YOU KEEP FLYING SO RECKLESSLY!

I hate flying...

 

Now you've hurt R4's feelings. Take it back!

What will happen to me now?

 

Crushed into a thousand pieces

I am the master now

 

Yeah...master of losing!

That's what I'm afraid of.

 

Afraid? Do you even know what is afraid? AFRAID? You're clearly NOT a SITH! SITH HAVE NO FEAR!

You have Fear ... but you don't know how to use it!

Commander Marc - why are you bothered with sentiments with a DROID?! Its just a DUMB ROBOT! PROGRAMMED TO SERVE AND FOLLOW ORDERS - IT DOES NOT HAVE ANY RIGHTS NOR FREEDOM. WHY SENTIMENTS?

Furthermore Commander Marc - what will happen to you? Well - at this rate if you continue to nag and complain against orders .... YOU WILL BE 'PARTED' WITH THE REST OF THE CREW AND SHIP ... LITERALLY LIKE A DEAD BATTLE DROID ...and don't bother about your Command if you keep whining and complaining ...

 

Says who? Your psychic?

Luke, I am your father.

 

Oh, yeah. Next you're gonna tell me that Leia's my sister... and Han is my uncle! How disturbing would THAT be?

Copy, Red Leader.

 

who made you boss?

Fire at will, Commander

 

But I like Will.

I will finish what you started.

 

I hope so, for your sake.

Execute Order 66.

 

But the chicken salad is already dead.

Every single Jedi is now and enemy of the Republic.

 

Talk about painting with a broad brush.

Soon, I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.

 

and half machine on life support after Obi-Wan is finished with him.

Ani, you're breaking my heart.