Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Haha yeah good one. Next you'll be telling me Vader is your father!

Watch your step. This place can be a little rough.

 

Oh, you don't say

It's a trap!

 

Well hopefully those 10 zillion Star Destroyers will just sit there doing nothing & even when we destroy the Death Star they'll just disappear without a fight !

Luke we're gonna have company!

 

Cool; let's get the decorations ready

Your a little short to be a stormtrooper, aren't you?

 

Size ain't everything sweetheart

I hate sand. It's rough & course...& it gets everywhere.

 

Have you winged the past 10 years?!

Good. Let the Hate consume you.

 

Er yeah thanks for the pep talk. You're a bundle of positivity.

Why don't you come with us? You're good in a fight. I could use you.

 

I feel so cheap. So used.

Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash.

 

How dare you judge us just because we get a little kinky together!

You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander.

 

Pleasantries? I thought I was dispensing pastries! Where did that baker go...?

Take a seat, young Skywalker.

 

No I'm gonna stand here in protest until you make me a Master! It's not fair!! [starts crying]

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

 

No what? What happened? Why are you yelling? *leaves*

The Force will be with you. Always.

 

yeah, gravity is always with me, cheers for the obvious pal

I've forgotten how much I hate space travel

 

You realize this is a "space" opera right?

Don"t do that again.

 

and what exactly is a "keeper of the peace" gonna do about it if I do?

I don't like this idea of hiding

 

Why not? You think you're some big tough guy that can take out everyone by yourself?

That can be arranged

 

I'd also like a star destroyer, a planet, oh, oh and some of that Yoda stew..

This bickering is pointless

 

So is your existence, Governor.

I have the high ground!

 

odd, didn't you once tell me that Maul had the high ground while you were dangling from a pit? hmm

he doesn't like you

 

So? What is this the 3rd grade!!?

Your powers are weak old man.

 

Take my gimer walking stick to you I will. Hee, hee.

Teach yourself to let go...of everything you fear to lose.

 

Wait...you didn't say that backwards! Your speech impediment is cured! Well done

You want this....don't you?

 

I can take it or leave it, what I really want are those power convertors

I like Captain Solo where he is

 

Really? I think he would've looked better on that wall. Having him here doesn't suit the rustic aesthetic of this room at all!

I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.