Games ** Snappy replies to Star Wars quotes **

Then why did I just defeat Darth Vader?

Soon you will call me "Master".

 

Sorry, but that's a little too kinky for my taste.

Fire at will, commander.

 

I'm kinda tired now and I'm texting my girlfriend...I'll get around to if I think of it later.

At our moment of triumph?

 

We haven't won yet, bozo.

Ah, victory!

 

Victory for whom? The vultures?

It is the future you see.

 

What, no power converters? Aw, man...

I have forseen it.

 

Better than threeseen it, I suppose.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

 

Your sorcerer's ways do not frighten me!

"Don't make me destroy you!"

 

Though, I'm totally prepared to.

I will make it legal.

 

Yeah, you wish you could do what you want!

Is that legal?

 

Because, I need to run this, and everything else, by you if possible.

You're Bantha poodoo.

(I'm not sure how to spell that. Sorry. )

 

And you just stepped in it.

Tell that to Kanjiklub.

 

Are they like Culture Club?

I just happen to have a chance cube here.

 

It's okay to admit you have a gambling problem.

Say my Pod for the boy and his mother.

 

"My pod for the boy and his mother."

That was too close.

Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.

 

It's not the heat, it's the humility.

Well, if it works.

 

Ugh. "Works" is a matter of opinion, sometimes, my friend!

We don't have time to discuss this in a committee!

 

We would if you had done your homework last night.

By the grace of your training I will not be seduced.

 

Trained? PSH! You think you're trained? Listen, we gave you just enough so you wouldn't hurt yourself with that silly saber of yours. Just sit down, boy.

Listen, "big deal". You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always.

 

Time to come clean now or you can make a run for it before she figures it out..

Maybe there's a lesson to be learned here.

 

Lesson? Awww... you want me to learn something?

We'll figure it out. We'll use the Force.

 

Is that your answer for everything?

Use the Force, Luke.

 

OK. Hey Artoo, where's the Force interface on this bucket?

Okay, stay calm... stay calm...

 

Easy for you to say.

Good job.

 

So I can expect a pay raise?

We will not be hostages to be bartered, Dooku.